i have sculpted the exact face Clavicular made while he ran that guy over for no reason

this is the shit my youtube algorithm recommends me

im a waiter at a restaurant tell me why i just got tipped with a bocchibuck

spotify smart shuffle got me planning to kill my infant son

maine should be a canadian province. thats ours.

he was a real one

white people feel so good when they flippantly end a sentence with “Hope this helps!”

buckshot roulette is such a funny game cuz theres really a community of people surrounding it theorycrafting and calculating mathmatical statistics of whether or not i should put a loaded shotgun in my mouth and fire upward

caesar salad? wrong. cesium salad.

Epidemic Sound carries the whole youtube landscape

i just watched an ad on yt shorts that paired a video of a man being crushed to death in an industrial factory to a beatdrop. the ad was for makeup

big ass booty. fucking masive

i miss having a boytoy to treat like shit

found motivation to practice #art #ラビットホール #初音ミク

changed to SLUTSAMONGUS for consistency between sites. they wont unban cumpoggers on twitter, unlucky

bought a wooting for balatro

i wanna go out in my grey sweatpants and not bother but too many women will be ogling at my fat 9 incher and i dont want that. hate this society

im on SIX blocklists for fucking fandom shipping??

we all got that one homie whose perineum is sensitive as fuck 😂

fuck my stupid yuri life

im officially the wealthiest transport mogul on this app.

arcane is just crazy. the boldness of the show is unmatched

in hindsight markiplier seeing golden freddy on a 1 in 32,000 chance on his first playthrough is crazy no? i feel like that moment alone was a catalyst for that whole franchise’s momentum

waking up at 7am knowing ill have to wait a minimum of 12 hours to see the arcane finale with my boys

“im making my own large language model and scanning our whole house with it to help with organization” no mom you’re giving hyperspecific data to ai moguls who think ‘cyber security’ is about fighting off the Terminator

eating a grilled cheese in your 20s

dont blame me, i voted for hawk tuah

ketchup does NOT exist at this 97 year old diner that still got apples best feature. What was "the incident" at your potential to do the funniest thing of all time?

miss him every day

asmr cooking is a cancer on the internet i do NOT need to hear what the inside of a butter knife sounds like as it scrapes roasted garlic over toast

need 2 spend five nights inside of freddy

german fujoshis reading fäggonschlöppen

i like that new song from rosé with bruno mars

she really does it just for the love of the game

im the blue guy on blue sky

what if people couldnt bend knees and we all just had to hobble around like protractors

reaction channels after you tell them you dont want to see the entire inside crevice of their mouth in the thumbnail

i’m kind of like if the crimson chin was called the white forehead

whens the age of crip

i need to figure out a way to put bunnygirls on my feed without a bunch of porn coming with it