So, people that had zero choice over where they were born or their skin color want to celebrate that as an accomplishment? Maga in a nutshell

Hey kids!! We're gonna join Russia in a world conquering spree! Maybe a billion or two deaths and then iron rule.

Found out my cat has a caturbate page. Thing is I've been paying for everything in the household because he's too "nervous" to work. Why are relationships so hard?

Many of you have asked "Dave, what are your 3 favorite films?" After much thought and weighing options in a custom excel program, here they are! 3. Cabin Boy 2. Anal Gape #12 1. Freddie Got Fingered (All posts are property of Daveco Inc.)

Trump did a flyover during Epstein victim's press conference and sent his whole party home to avoid releasing files. HE'S GUILTY OF UNDERAGE RAPE. eom

If Unitas stays healthy, I think the Colts could go all the way this year.

Just ordered. 48 x 60 yard sign

He just took on THREE inanimate toys at once!

Hate to say it kids, this is coming sooner than we think.... youtu.be/-v0FBDjaeB0?...

So, all those monsters in movies I was so afraid were just people in costumes?

When you can't decide, do both of them! I love outtake pics....

This is the ONLY movie I've ever searched for and been unable to find! Was it that controversial? I mean, Zombie Beavers etc are findable....

Jesus, Trump even told Stormy she looked like Ivanka before they plowed. Yech.

Saw a Tesla yesterday with one of those "I bought before Musk went nuts" bumper sticker. Made me smile..

"When 8 men have more money than 4 billion people combined, folks relying on food stamps or Medicaid aren't the problem."

Such a happy fun person 😢

When will Trump blurt out the N word? I feel it’s coming…..

Fuck her, I hope she gets famous for all the wrong reasons 🖕🖕

“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From @therecount.com )

Dated a maga before I knew she was maga. Kept in touch. She's dating a lot of black guys but says she wouldn't introduce any to her kids. Maga logic 🤔🙄

Hey, Trad wives, this is your future. Don’t give up your career so that you can help him build his. #Pinks #TradWives #FuckMAGA #FuckCharlieKirk

Imagine having the wealth of some countries, yet not being able to afford prosthetic eyebrows...

Waiting patiently for scraps...

The only thing my father left me when he died was 4 grave sites. I put an ad on Craigslist saying "bury the whole family!". Got no takers. I'll probably donate them to a shelter so homeless people can have a decent burial....

He doesn’t represent you.

Vince Gilligan is a loyal guy. Odenkirk, Seehorn. Like family.

Who has made this 🤣

In 60,000 years, what stomach contents would you want future paleontologists to find??

I think Katy Perry just went up in space cause it was cool.

As a former born again christian, preaching the word to the world, I've never met a holy man who didn't try to get his girlfriend to take it in the pooper, and conversely, never didn't like a finger or dildo fed into his ass.

If ICE were fucking with white folks, there'd be a lot of dead ICE assholes. Hats off to Latinos for being so reasonable.

In fifth grade, we had assemblies showing the three stooges. Fuck ten commandments, bring that shit back.

Popcorn is a fine snack

Got these today. It will allow me to add 50 amps of DC power to my van!

I posted my love of knuckle puck and Belmont when I was 54 on YouTube. Most responses were great, a few told me to "get lost old man!". 8 years later I'm liking Propaghandi and Pale Waves. My point? As usual, none

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If the Supreme Court rules against anything we don't like, fuck it, do it anyway.

If I attempted an insurrection & the administration after me not only failed to enact consequences but also allowed me the opportunity to come into power again I would also learn the lesson that I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody with power will ever try to stop me.

I'm a former landlord of 34 years. I was audited in 2012 and got nipped for.....KEEPING RENTS TOO LOW. I had to provide proof the tenants weren't family and to justify my rents. Unfuckingreal

You ever have dreams where you wanted to go back? I was at a great party last night, people I didn't know but very welcoming. As usual I floated around sans gravity, hit on and was rejected by women, couldn't find my car which was a bitch because their was a body in the trunk...lol

Last time I was really into sports these guys were my heroes.

Wondering how cute I should get with this Christmas yard sign I’m designing. The Magats probably won’t get it….

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

OK OK, this is NOT a bragging pic. 5 years ago I was twice this size but boozing, cancer, and a stroke diminished a lot of mass. I'm starting lifting again and it will be interesting what my 62 yo body can do...

Idi Amin. We used to mock Uganda.....

Don't look at me like that. You're all thinking the same.