How to approach a girl at a club. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3d-...

Therapy would solve most of the world's (non-)problems.

Ok, GPT-5.1 is the best for theoretical DL research, but it is still bad at predicting and diagnosing experimental results.

Human-Level Intelligence doesn't scare me. What scares me is the stage a few steps below it, Trump-Level Intelligence.

"neither left or right" Yeah, right.

Some American expressions are still so weird to me... "I don't know..." So why are you still talking? "I'll be honest..." Is it so uncommon that you have to announce it?

Batman: that clown went too far... GM: I'LL SUE

"so, there is this clown..." GM: WHO'S TALKING ABOUT ME?

Many Mega Man fans have that weird belief that they are professional game and level designers.

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Unfortunately, Gemini 3 pro is not much (if any) better in my personal benchmarks that involve neural networks research.

Dear Gemini 3, why don't you think my ideas are brilliant anymore? :(

Finally! www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Dc...

GM, 2023

Stochastic parrot my ass. "Deep sequence models tend to memorize geometrically; it is unclear why" www.reddit.com/r/accelerate...

When people treat AI, ML, and GenAI as disjoint sets:

Personally, I love blocklists. And when I'm added to one, they're just doing me a favor. It's a win-win.

Asking the real questions

How to stop students from taking photos of assignments to send them to AI: imgur.com/a/moodle-qui...

A sad day for Mr. Edward Little Banana Bolsonaro

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Goalposts must continue to move, because the alternative is to accept a core belief has been invalidated. supermedicine.substack.com/p/human-of-t...

This comedy sketch is spoken entirely in English, watch it! "American Visa" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk7-...

When the internet goes down due to blackouts or natural disasters, there's a small bit of kit that lets you have access to the most important parts.

Types of AI haters: - "AI is STEALING my obese horse with big tits ART!!11" - "I'm A dEv So I kNoW hOw Ai WoRkS aNd It SuCkS!!" - "Engineers and scientists keep doing amazing things I can't, so here is my long, pretentious, and useless take to make myself feel smart:"

"Models want to learn what the goddamn best possible next token is, and if you let them, with enough data and compute, they'll simulate an entire universe to find it" -- User R33v3n on Reddit That pretty much sums up what the deterministic parrots need to understand about LLMs.

The best reason to root for Helix and their Figure robots so far:

After using Gemini 2.5 Pro, Claude Sonnet 4.5 and GPT-5 for highly novel theoretical neural networks research, I must say that, at least for my case, GPT-5 is the clear winner. The "Ph.D. level" claims are correct (and of course, like any human Ph.D., it also makes stupid mistakes now and then).

The hatred coming from the butthurt anti-AI mob is now comparable to that of far-right scumbags. It's one thing to dislike the technology, but the way they're responding to some people here is sick to say the least.

Wow, didn't know such a document existed. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If you confidently assert that LLMs (or anything else besides yourself, for that matter) are or aren't conscious, you're wrong.

This is gonna happen very soon. The signs are crystal clear. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMbA...

Here we go, another thread full of geniuses and experts that know everything about how AI is just autocomplete. I'm glad to grow my block list, tho.

That made me chuckle @tedunderwood.me

Gado e crente no mesmo dia não dá, Fantástico.

Galera do BlueSky dá chilique cada vez que alguém fala em IA, é hilário. #Fantástico

E o Fantástico, com uns 2 ou 3 meses de atraso, ressuscitando aquela "pesquisa chocante" que verificou que lembramos melhor de algo que nós escrevemos ao invés do que não escrevemos (ChatGPT).

Says the man who sells non-humanoid robots.

Assuming no saturation, if we project the 80% success curve into the future, 2037 is the year when AI will be performing lifelong (100+ years) tasks. In 2038, the Bicentennial Man will be born. I also predict people saying it is still not "real intelligence"™ by then.

AI Haters blocklist. Initial list taken from anti-ai blocklist subscribers. Hostile and non-constructive commenters will be added as-needed. Ed Zitron is left off the list because he is, credibly enough, constructive and engaged, you have to block him manually. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Listen, people of the world. You're not allowed to have fun today because some idiot got shot in Shooting Land.