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All I wanted was some Chinese food to help with these damn munchies. Instead, I got the second coming...

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Had to buy a jacket to wear to a show I'm going to in a couple weeks. I don't toot my own horn often, but I think I made a solid choice...

This picture makes me look like I should be an assassin in one of the Bourne movies, and I'm not at all upset about it...

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As someone who's never had long hair until recently, I am both aghast and somewhat impressed at all of the completely random places my hair ends up. I will not elaborate further...

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World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do...

A story in four pictures. I call this piece "Commuting"...

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Just a heads up ladies: if your man gets regular pedicures, he will definitely do that thing that you like...

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This stuff is my new obsession. They got the flavor spot on...

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This is pretty much my life. Fucking anxiety...

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Lost in the midst of dealing with my latest back injury, is the fact that Sunday marked 3 months since I last had a sip of alcohol. Someone tell me I'm a good boy...

Nothing says "I am the picture of health" quite as well as throwing out your back while sitting down on the toilet... #OldManProblems

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Do I really need this coat? Probably not. Is that going to stop me from buying it? Also, probably not...

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Check out the 2026 Bryan & Vinny Show open that debuted last night @bryanalvarez.bsky.social @vincentverhei.bsky.social @lancestorm.bsky.social @shawngarrett.bsky.social @sempervive.bsky.social @producerrob.bsky.social @realsamfines.bsky.social @br26.bsky.social

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Welp, Ohio State made sure the end of my year was as crappy as the rest of it, but onward and upward, I reckon. Time to get the New Year's Eve fixins ready to go... #HappyNewYear2026

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I don't think we talk enough about how close Scut Farkas was to spending the rest of his life in a wheelchair had Ralphie's mom not intervened... #AChristmasStory

Merry Christmas from Tonka, Pono & Mr. Mans...

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Welp. 55 has gotten off to a rousing start. 🙄🙄 I really need to stop expecting anything good from a milsteone birthday. They always end up underwhelming... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #WhinyOldMan...

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Birthday weekend feast Number 1. This one nearly killed me - but it was the fucking bomb!

Slow day - gonna get this birthday weekend started a little bit early. Let the shenanigans commence!

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Just a friendly reminder - there's only seven more shopping days until my birthday, in case you wanted to arrange for a celebrity to wish me Happy Birthday next week...

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Was just thinking this on the way to work this morning. Kids today will never experience the cool, old dude who ran the local record store and had all the best recommendations. Rusty from Harmony Park in Willowick, OH - I miss you, dude...

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If you would have told me 10 years ago that I would not only be regularly watching RuPaul's Drag Race but sitting and dissecting each episode and performance like the Zapruder Film, I'd have said you were crazy. Yet, here we are...

So - small humble brag - today marks one full month since I last had an alcoholic drink. Don't know if it's a permanent thing or not, but for now I'm just going to see how long I can go and take it from there. Tell me I'm a good boy...

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The last thing your phone sees before Mr. Mans bites the corner of the screen and almost breaks it...

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Been using AI a bit lately - but I'm using it the way everyone should be using it: to make myself look even more ridiculous...

Today is a weird day - celebrating my 25th wedding anniversary with my wife, although we've been separated for the last two years. Seems a bit odd to be celebrating, but we still get along quite well and are technically still married, so what the hell?

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VANJIE!!

This is my new religion. Can I get an amen up in here

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And now the moment you've all been waiting for - my Halloween costume reveal: John Wick - Chapter 5: The Retirement Years...