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Just a friendly reminder - there's only seven more shopping days until my birthday, in case you wanted to arrange for a celebrity to wish me Happy Birthday next week...

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Was just thinking this on the way to work this morning. Kids today will never experience the cool, old dude who ran the local record store and had all the best recommendations. Rusty from Harmony Park in Willowick, OH - I miss you, dude...

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If you would have told me 10 years ago that I would not only be regularly watching RuPaul's Drag Race but sitting and dissecting each episode and performance like the Zapruder Film, I'd have said you were crazy. Yet, here we are...

So - small humble brag - today marks one full month since I last had an alcoholic drink. Don't know if it's a permanent thing or not, but for now I'm just going to see how long I can go and take it from there. Tell me I'm a good boy...

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The last thing your phone sees before Mr. Mans bites the corner of the screen and almost breaks it...

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Been using AI a bit lately - but I'm using it the way everyone should be using it: to make myself look even more ridiculous...

Today is a weird day - celebrating my 25th wedding anniversary with my wife, although we've been separated for the last two years. Seems a bit odd to be celebrating, but we still get along quite well and are technically still married, so what the hell?

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VANJIE!!

This is my new religion. Can I get an amen up in here

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And now the moment you've all been waiting for - my Halloween costume reveal: John Wick - Chapter 5: The Retirement Years...

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I'm enjoying my outfit choice today, so now the three of you who still see my page are stuck looking at it...

We should be up LIVE around 6:45 ET/3:45 PT. video.f4wonline.com twitch.tv/f4wvideo

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I hate how relatable this is...

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It's Pedicure Day! Here's a little something for the feet perverts...

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It would be really nice to feel that I am not the only one always working to make all of my relationships stay relevant. Just sayin...

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The existence of microscopic bacteria in our bodies implies that our existence could also be microscopic bacteria in some larger entity. Discuss...

The variety of entertainers I've seen paying tribute to Ozzy Osbourne today is absolutely incredible. Just goes to show you how respected that man was. And rightly so... #RIPOzzy

I'm in this post and I don't like it...

NOOOOOOOO!! Not Ozzy!!! #RIP to the Prince of Darkness 🤘🤘

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Relatable AF...

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I have never felt so attacked in my life...

Hey yo...

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Heard the song "Blinded By The Light" earlier & had a thought: everyone always talks about the lyric that sounds like "wrapped up like a douche" - but no one ever talks about the one that sounds like "Little early birdie gave my anus curly whirly" and they really should be...

I don't care what anyone says, the handshake line at the end of a #StanleyCupPlayoffs series is the best tradition in sports and you will not convince me otherwise. Congratulations to the @FlaPanthers for the repeat!!

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