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I mean, I do technically know her, but not in the way Facebook is implying. If only... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

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Dear Online Retailers: If you have multiple colors of the same product, you don't need to have thumbnails for each one - just make one thumbnail with a couple colors and put the rest on the product page. This will make your site less cluttered and less annoying to view. Thanks!

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I don't know if it's just a coincidence that Thragg from #Invincible looks exactly like Don Frye, but I don't think they could've come up with a better option if they tried...

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Today marks six months with no alcohol. It's definitely been a bit of a struggle, but it gets easier every day. Now I just need to get my ass back to BJJ class and I'll be getting somewhere. One hurdle at a time, eh?

The notifications on the shopping app I use and the dating app I use are very similar. The amount of aggravation I get from seeing one and thinking it's the other is going to be the death of me...

Happy 4/20 everyone! And no, I didn't eat the last edible. Why do you ask?

It is once again time for my semi-regular reminder that "You Belong To The City" is the superior Glenn Frey, Miami Vice adjacent song to Smugglers Blues. If you disagree, you are wrong...

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Pretty decent day here in the Emerald City. Scenery is okay too...

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If you ever see me in public and I look at you as if I'm not sure whether or not I know you, please understand that there is a lag of 2-10 seconds between my eyes and the part of my brain responsible for remembering that shit. Management thanks you for your understanding...

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All I wanted was some Chinese food to help with these damn munchies. Instead, I got the second coming...

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Had to buy a jacket to wear to a show I'm going to in a couple weeks. I don't toot my own horn often, but I think I made a solid choice...

This picture makes me look like I should be an assassin in one of the Bourne movies, and I'm not at all upset about it...

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As someone who's never had long hair until recently, I am both aghast and somewhat impressed at all of the completely random places my hair ends up. I will not elaborate further...

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World was on fire, no one could save me but you It's strange what desire will make foolish people do...

A story in four pictures. I call this piece "Commuting"...

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Just a heads up ladies: if your man gets regular pedicures, he will definitely do that thing that you like...

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This stuff is my new obsession. They got the flavor spot on...

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This is pretty much my life. Fucking anxiety...

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Lost in the midst of dealing with my latest back injury, is the fact that Sunday marked 3 months since I last had a sip of alcohol. Someone tell me I'm a good boy...

Nothing says "I am the picture of health" quite as well as throwing out your back while sitting down on the toilet... #OldManProblems

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Do I really need this coat? Probably not. Is that going to stop me from buying it? Also, probably not...

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Check out the 2026 Bryan & Vinny Show open that debuted last night @bryanalvarez.bsky.social @vincentverhei.bsky.social @lancestorm.bsky.social @shawngarrett.bsky.social @sempervive.bsky.social @producerrob.bsky.social @realsamfines.bsky.social @br26.bsky.social

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Welp, Ohio State made sure the end of my year was as crappy as the rest of it, but onward and upward, I reckon. Time to get the New Year's Eve fixins ready to go... #HappyNewYear2026

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I don't think we talk enough about how close Scut Farkas was to spending the rest of his life in a wheelchair had Ralphie's mom not intervened... #AChristmasStory

Merry Christmas from Tonka, Pono & Mr. Mans...

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Welp. 55 has gotten off to a rousing start. 🙄🙄 I really need to stop expecting anything good from a milsteone birthday. They always end up underwhelming... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #WhinyOldMan...

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Birthday weekend feast Number 1. This one nearly killed me - but it was the fucking bomb!

Slow day - gonna get this birthday weekend started a little bit early. Let the shenanigans commence!