“Bag of chips and a piece of hake, please” “Bag of what?” “Chips” “Never heard of them”

i lobe you bluesky mwah

Good morning cuties <3

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Eevee is Very Serious about her biscuits and blankie time.

small creature who has wares if you have coin ₍^._.^₎

My fat cat doing nothing productive nor providing for her family. shame

I can’t believe I posted this as my first post and someone else proceeded to quote repost and absolutely mogged me by 10x gg to that person

For every follower I get I will smile and be happy :) Sorry, no giveaways in this worlds economy. Do I look like Elon Musk to you?

I need him

Everyone talks about No Nut November but this is where the real hype is

Cast give food ⚡️

I think that the cat is using its eyes to attempt to telepathically get me to adopt them and goddammit it’s starting to work

omg

You said to not tell you but im writing you in so get ready for your first term, Mr. President. 🫡

everyone needs to see this

Gonzo is my spirit animal I love yelling at the sky

bro

What da dog doin

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Big Justice no that’s not good for your brain :(

Hello hi first post banger