All my sports teams this weekend

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90+6' - STEFANO PINHO COMES UP CLUTCH YET AGAIN! Dion Acoff does what he does, marauding down the flank, and he finds none other than Stefano Pinho for a clinical finish and a beautiful, beautiful equalizer! 🙌 #OneMeansAll | 2-2 | #OMAvCHA

Went to Whole Foods in Omaha (for the first time) to look for edible flowers and instead found Craig Robinson

This trophy is forever marred by trump’s presence…FUCK that guy

Do you recognize these pets? Every pet in this post is an unclaimed stray from the last two weeks. We'd love to reconnect them with their owners.

LAFC’s shirt collars are a hot mess. The design makes it look like none of them know how to put on a shirt.

14' - THAT. JUST. HAPPENED. 🤯 It's Chelo Martinez from WAAAAAY downtown, chipping Schipmann with a strike from the center circle that's the definition of audacious! #OneMeansAll | 0-1 | #MADvOMA

Shoutout to relegation teams for stealing points from Chelsea’s competition!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💯Chelsea complete an unbeaten season in the WSL.

Infuriating

Semis > Finals

What an embarrassment that one of these two teams will more than likely be playing Champions League football next season…

Will R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME? be covering this??? @scottaukerman.bsky.social

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆 Chelsea Women are champions of England for a sixth straight season after a perfect night in the WSL. Chasers Arsenal were thrashed at Villa and the Blues won 1-0 at Manchester United.

I must say, the half hour of zero commentary in this Fiorentina match was quite refreshing… just soaking in the sounds of the crowd and being forced to pay attention, good stuff! Bummed they fixed the issue lol

Been using turbo tax for like 10 years. Filed for free online this year and wish I had know this was possible sooner.

WWJM? What would Jersey Mike?

If Chelsea had as many goals as Sanchez has had embarrassing moments, I think we’d be league leaders

VAR is a trainwreck. How many bangers will caicedo have stolen from him?

This is Scott…And this is Scott…

Guess which game I watched… lol

Chelsea and Manchester City have completed their run of four games in three different competitions over the course of 13 days. And it's the London Blues who have come out on top - winning the League Cup final, three points in the WSL, and a place in the UWCL semifinals.

As if us Búhos weren’t already looking skyward… 🦉 Very exciting times for the USL and for soccer in this country! 🙌 🔗 Read more here: bit.ly/42dDNom #OneMeansAll

Happy to announce the Owls debut of First Lastname!

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Oh crap! The Bone Brigade just did a bunch more bad stuff….crap dang it, this sucks!

Gene Hackman (1930–2025)

Also, what a horrible time for Fiorentina to lose form and have an injury crisis. Watching football is not fun currently…

Bournemouth, City, Fulham, and Forest all lose. Chelsea can’t get the job done. So many missed opportunities to capitalize on the teams around them dropping points.

Filing this under “Things I’ve seen before”

Leslie Knope and Tracy Flick are the same person, you can’t convince me otherwise…

rest easy biff😪

Incredibly grateful I was unable to watch the match today…

happy birthday gromit 🐾

My mom was like “feeling any better or more hopeful about the political climate?” and I was like:

Not my percussion students trying so hard to convince me that the roads aren’t drivable so they don’t have to come to rehearsal… like we get it, you hate drums! Me too! Let’s all just stay home and do nothing of value instead! 😒

Knew that inter goal was coming immediately after they got a cheap corner off a clearly out of play ball…that’s just how these things go.

Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies 🤔

What a great game this turned out to be! Hoping this happens again Monday!

City, Newcastle, Bournemouth, Villa, and Brighton all lost this weekend (4th, 5th, 7th, 8th, and 9th in the table, respectively). Chelsea (6th) have a HUGE opportunity to gain ground in the table and make up for some of their recent poor performances…

When ur mad that people don’t wanna sit with you at lunch so you go ask the principal to force them to sit with you

The kits @acffiorentina.bsky.social are wearing today are spiiiiiiicy

I’ve accidentally hit my shin on something 4 times this week so now I have 4 bruises…what is trump going to do about this?! I’m fed up!

Sánchez can not be Chelsea’s starting keeper next season.

Been hittin up old @thesloppyboys.bsky.social episodes/recipes lately. Finally made me a New York Shrub and wasn’t disappointed!

existential dread tides of the universe trying to stop me from loving being alive, and i just never will. i see joy and love and beauty everywhere i look, bitch, fuck you

Hitler wannabe