please mr sanders, do your best to convince president trump to invade venezuela

invade venezuela

No offense but this is very dumb!

Being a mech engineer is really shitty, mostly because the pilots are always trying to convince me to tune their suits to do really stupid shit. Sorry but I'm not gonna make your beam rifle fire one giant shot and then explode. Think of the budgetary concerns.

My squire: Your sword grows duller by the day, great warrior. It can only be sharpened by the blacksmiths of the dark path, but beware the dangers that await you on your journey. Me: Just tried Monster Energy Mango Loco. I think that's gonna be my thing now. I'm a Mango Loco guy now.

Jingling my keys in front of a MAGA guy and a Handmaid's tale feminist to see which one will call me a slur first

Pointing to the cover of the new Whitechapel album and telling people "they knew what they were doing"

Who up repairing they mobile suit

Me: Costco's got dark crevices dude. You ever tried to find the energy drinks? They change places from where they keep the toilets to where they keep paper goods every time I'm there. The fairy that's followed me around after I saved his life in a tavern brawl: We have to defeat the evil.

Bitches in the club peeping my sword of a thousand truths. Little do they know it's whispering their deepest desires like my court eunuch 🙄

im scared abt the future of hrt access im also broke & abt to run out of e; clinics r booked up for months. so i gotta go diy my life's work(ish) is 45gb. for every $100, the public will get 2.5gb of that all funds exceeding the goal will go toward stockpiling hrt for transfems in need in seattle