the Phantom Thread soundtrack will hide in the recesses of my music library for years at a time but every time it surfaces it's the only thing I want to listen to for a month

you wanna talk national decline, it's throwing a bullshit cheese and cracker Lunchable on a school lunch tray instead of a classic foot long hot dog www.washingtonpost.com/health/inter...

Now all it takes is visiting a website at all to get added to their forever email list

Rest in Peace Dianne Feinstein, no matter what anyone says, nobody can take away that you flew a confederate flag over San Francisco city hall and arrested everyone who got mad about it.

You ever think about how the number of Secret Service agents bitten by Joe Biden's dog is larger than the number of cabinet members Joe Biden could name... and yet this is the most functional administration in a generation

every computer animated character talks and emotes with their jaw moving every which way like they are rolling face on MDMA

Shazam used to be so solid at IDing deep, weird cuts in DJ sets but now it matches everything to generic tech house that's not even close. The law of the internet: everything gets a bit dumber and worse all the time

One of the best things about being an adult is that you can make a breakfast sandwich every day, for any meal if you want to

the house style the NYT employs when it is forced to report about the JFK assassination is so fuckin funny

Why is it so inconceivable that China could just figure out how to make its own advanced semiconductors

It unironically rocks that this site is 90% posting about how much Elon Musk sucks. That's basically what I want from the Internet at this point.

really gotta lean into it when I like stuff that normal people like, such as espresso martinis

our society is absolutely fucked lmao

late 30s habit I never saw coming is drinking root beer every damn day

the Spotify apps suck so bad now, how can anyone stand using this shit exclusively

The first time Facebook has ever made turned app notifications back on without permission and it was actually good

as a regular ass federal employee I would be in legitimate trouble if someone in the private sector bought me a sandwich

why did it take me until this year to start snacking on cherries all the damn time

feeling so good about digging up four different rechargeable sources of light before a storm

i've bought a lot of dumb stuff in my life but the thing that really stands out in recent memory is a laptop without a USB-A port

considering a craigslist missed connection for the dude who smoked my ass riding up a hill with a giant cockatoo perched on his shoulder. you rock.