Going from full immersion in dungeon crawler Carl world for the better part of a month listening and/or reading with every spare moment, transitioning to He Who Fights With Monsters has been as adjustment. Both are good, but the tone switches are messing with my head.

"you deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been fucking struck by lightning" was such an unexpected and beautiful quote by Roy Kent in Ted Lasso.

I went to a concert by myself last night and it was really fun. Don't get me wrong, I would have loved to share the experience with someone but I really liked just being able to rock out the way I wanted without worrying about anyone else.

I'm going to be playing a divine soul sorcerer in my next DND campaign. First time playing a caster. Any tips or tricks I must know?

Introduced my six year old to the Michael Jackson Thriller video and she has watched it at least twice a day since

Not enough people are talking about Beth May's pun on @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social Wanna know my arch nemesis? Plantar fascitis

"It was hardly a fair contest. Of course the slut orohan is going to win." -out of context quotes courtesy of @mattdinniman.bsky.social

And John Malkovich death scene in Con Air: perfection. No notes.

The thing I love about peak 90s action movies like Con-Air is just how cliche and over the top things were in that era. Naked Gun then just turned the cliche on itself in such a fantastic way.

"And then the cannibals attacked." @mattdinniman.bsky.social quotes #dcc #dungeoncrawlercarl #book8 #literarycrack

Hey @youngdeuces.bsky.social is the song "Hello Muddah Hello Faddah" something blerds rock with? Cause I'm not gonna lie. It really seems like something that only people who put raisins in potato salad listen to.

I have the song "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" (Songs from camp) stuck in my head. Does anyone even remember that song?

Fraaaack. After 4 months of dodging spoilers like I'm Neo in the Matrix, I finally saw a big spoiler. God damnit donut.

Just realized Muppets Noir number two is now available via my library and @hotelfred.bsky.social is absolutely brilliant. I adore this so much and can't wait to read more. And shout out to libraries for being awesome. Seriously. Check out your local library. And enjoy more Muppets.

Also finished book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl and @mattdinniman.bsky.social has certainly made some sort of Faustian deal with some otherworldly power. Maybe he's a warlock? Anyone who can make me feel feelings and laugh and gasp in such a short time as the ending is certainly devil-ish.

My nic cage one shot is coming together. I love it when a campaign comes together.

Does anyone know how to get ahold of Nic cage? I want to invite him to my 40th. He could go as Nic Cage from the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

I think I want to try to encourage people to come to my 40th birthday as a nic cage character.

Let's just sell Idaho. Get rid of it. Potatoes can grow virtually anywhere. Leave one in your basement and it'll try growing.

Dungeon Crawler Carl is such a fun series! I'm on book 5 and seeing how the different things have come together is brilliant. Matt Dinniman is brilliant

Libraries are awesome. Thanks to ecomics I could read the Muppets noir and started he who fights with monsters

At least Ahab had a clear and well defined goal

I know it's been a minute @barackobama.bsky.social but that doesn't mean I've waivered in my belief that the world would be better with you on an interview with @youngdeuces.bsky.social to discuss blerd culture!

Borrowed this from our library and holy shit is it powerful. And heartbreaking.

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Dear Mr. @barackobama.bsky.social Please give us your Saturday morning cartoon dream line up. And then defend your choices on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social because as I've said before, that'd be dope AF. Me? I loved all the hero shows, Batman, spiderman, X-Men. But sleeper pick: Doug.

@mattdinniman.bsky.social has created such a fun world with Dungeon Crawler Carl. Brilliantly written, and I laugh out loud so much with these books. I'm excited to see where this world goes (just wrapping up Gate of the Feral Gods) and to see what other things Matt will make for us!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack Barack who? @barackobama.bsky.social should go on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social that's who! I gots the poetry. I gots the joke. You two would have a 🔥interview Mr. President.

DND tonight! Going through this trap filled ruins before exploring a hedge maze.

A poem Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard @barackobama.bsky.social you should really go on 1-on-1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social because that shit would be dope AF Did I do it? Did I make a poetry??

AI going all skynet on us is on everyone's bingo card, right?

Sometimes I try to write something clever and realize I'm getting old. God damn. 🤣🤣

Know what would be an amazing way to pass the time? Listening to @barackobama.bsky.social on a rising black stars podcast, say for example, 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social I get so hyped listening to both of you separately, I seriously can't imagine how dope it'd be to hear you two together!

Feel this in my bones on this Monday.

When I was a kid, I rented tapes from Blockbuster on how to do karate by Jason David Frank, the green ranger himself. Needless to say I'm now a living weapon after those lessons.

This gonna sound corny, but Mr. @barackobama.bsky.social what our country needs badly is hope. you going on a show like 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social can give people that. The world is crazy right now. We need to hear that there is reason to hope. Like hope you'll see this and reply!

I'm ashamed to say I never watched "The Muppets Mayhem". I am fixing that.

My secret life as a cat.

Also, Muppet Show, you need to make a movie with Nic Cage. Nic cage would simultaneously bring the chaotic energy of Tim Curry in Treasure Island and the stoic presence of Michael Caine from Christmas Carol. He would truly treat the Muppets as equals and those are the best hosts.

Other Muppet ideas: Gonzo vs Godzilla Kermit as columbo Fozzie as Perry Mason Miss Piggy as Michael Scott

The Muppets need to make a full comeback, not a one night special, and have a DND special where the Muppets play DND. Animal: Barbarian Kermit: Bard Miss Piggy: Paladin Bunson: artificer Fozzie Bear: bard Gonzo Sorceror Rizzo: cleric who only heals when you do something for him.

This is super exciting @barackobama.bsky.social ! A great way to hype this would be to go onto 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social The energy Young Deuces brings matches the energy of this announcement, plus he's a rising black star that reaches an important demographic!

Got my copy of Royal Blood A Tarot Heist Roleplaying Game. @gshowitt.bsky.social definitely made some sort of pact with some creative fey spirit to write and create like he does. Credit to Silva De Stefanis for creating art to go with such beautiful prose. I can't wait to play!

@barackobama.bsky.social who do you think would come out on top in the classic Superman vs Batman battle? Or how about we cross universes, Batman vs Spiderman? If you go on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social you could let your inner blerd out and discuss this!

I thought this was like an onion parody of the ring doorbell lost dog campaign. No, the Dutch can watch and ring a doorbell to help fish. America is so lame compared to the Dutch.

When I was a kid, the robots of the future helped us. Didn't advocate for mass casualty events or self harm. Simpler times

My dad used to describe some people as having punchable faces. I don't think I ever truly understood what that meant until I saw this guy.

A bluesky poem: I'd rather dream in color Than live in black and white Where everything is fucked And nothing seems right A world where senselessness isn't the norm I want to live on a world where empathy is celebrated And basic morality isn't debated So lets step it up and be better.

Excuse me, @barackobama.bsky.social , Mr. President sir, can I trouble you to have your people contact @youngdeuces.bsky.social to book an interview with him on his show 1 on 1 with Young Deuces? 1) it'd be dope AF 2) you can let your inner blerd out 3) you can talk anything from sports to anime

No DND this week. I don't need to roll to see how much it sucks. A lot. I should get back to working on my Nic Cage one shot.