Does anyone know how to get ahold of Nic cage? I want to invite him to my 40th. He could go as Nic Cage from the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

I think I want to try to encourage people to come to my 40th birthday as a nic cage character.

Let's just sell Idaho. Get rid of it. Potatoes can grow virtually anywhere. Leave one in your basement and it'll try growing.

Dungeon Crawler Carl is such a fun series! I'm on book 5 and seeing how the different things have come together is brilliant. Matt Dinniman is brilliant

Libraries are awesome. Thanks to ecomics I could read the Muppets noir and started he who fights with monsters

At least Ahab had a clear and well defined goal

I know it's been a minute @barackobama.bsky.social but that doesn't mean I've waivered in my belief that the world would be better with you on an interview with @youngdeuces.bsky.social to discuss blerd culture!

Borrowed this from our library and holy shit is it powerful. And heartbreaking.

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Dear Mr. @barackobama.bsky.social Please give us your Saturday morning cartoon dream line up. And then defend your choices on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social because as I've said before, that'd be dope AF. Me? I loved all the hero shows, Batman, spiderman, X-Men. But sleeper pick: Doug.

@mattdinniman.bsky.social has created such a fun world with Dungeon Crawler Carl. Brilliantly written, and I laugh out loud so much with these books. I'm excited to see where this world goes (just wrapping up Gate of the Feral Gods) and to see what other things Matt will make for us!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack Barack who? @barackobama.bsky.social should go on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social that's who! I gots the poetry. I gots the joke. You two would have a 🔥interview Mr. President.

DND tonight! Going through this trap filled ruins before exploring a hedge maze.

A poem Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard @barackobama.bsky.social you should really go on 1-on-1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social because that shit would be dope AF Did I do it? Did I make a poetry??

AI going all skynet on us is on everyone's bingo card, right?

Sometimes I try to write something clever and realize I'm getting old. God damn. 🤣🤣

Know what would be an amazing way to pass the time? Listening to @barackobama.bsky.social on a rising black stars podcast, say for example, 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social I get so hyped listening to both of you separately, I seriously can't imagine how dope it'd be to hear you two together!

Feel this in my bones on this Monday.

When I was a kid, I rented tapes from Blockbuster on how to do karate by Jason David Frank, the green ranger himself. Needless to say I'm now a living weapon after those lessons.

This gonna sound corny, but Mr. @barackobama.bsky.social what our country needs badly is hope. you going on a show like 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social can give people that. The world is crazy right now. We need to hear that there is reason to hope. Like hope you'll see this and reply!

I'm ashamed to say I never watched "The Muppets Mayhem". I am fixing that.

My secret life as a cat.

Also, Muppet Show, you need to make a movie with Nic Cage. Nic cage would simultaneously bring the chaotic energy of Tim Curry in Treasure Island and the stoic presence of Michael Caine from Christmas Carol. He would truly treat the Muppets as equals and those are the best hosts.

Other Muppet ideas: Gonzo vs Godzilla Kermit as columbo Fozzie as Perry Mason Miss Piggy as Michael Scott

The Muppets need to make a full comeback, not a one night special, and have a DND special where the Muppets play DND. Animal: Barbarian Kermit: Bard Miss Piggy: Paladin Bunson: artificer Fozzie Bear: bard Gonzo Sorceror Rizzo: cleric who only heals when you do something for him.

This is super exciting @barackobama.bsky.social ! A great way to hype this would be to go onto 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social The energy Young Deuces brings matches the energy of this announcement, plus he's a rising black star that reaches an important demographic!

Got my copy of Royal Blood A Tarot Heist Roleplaying Game. @gshowitt.bsky.social definitely made some sort of pact with some creative fey spirit to write and create like he does. Credit to Silva De Stefanis for creating art to go with such beautiful prose. I can't wait to play!

@barackobama.bsky.social who do you think would come out on top in the classic Superman vs Batman battle? Or how about we cross universes, Batman vs Spiderman? If you go on 1 on 1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social you could let your inner blerd out and discuss this!

I thought this was like an onion parody of the ring doorbell lost dog campaign. No, the Dutch can watch and ring a doorbell to help fish. America is so lame compared to the Dutch.

When I was a kid, the robots of the future helped us. Didn't advocate for mass casualty events or self harm. Simpler times

My dad used to describe some people as having punchable faces. I don't think I ever truly understood what that meant until I saw this guy.

A bluesky poem: I'd rather dream in color Than live in black and white Where everything is fucked And nothing seems right A world where senselessness isn't the norm I want to live on a world where empathy is celebrated And basic morality isn't debated So lets step it up and be better.

Excuse me, @barackobama.bsky.social , Mr. President sir, can I trouble you to have your people contact @youngdeuces.bsky.social to book an interview with him on his show 1 on 1 with Young Deuces? 1) it'd be dope AF 2) you can let your inner blerd out 3) you can talk anything from sports to anime

No DND this week. I don't need to roll to see how much it sucks. A lot. I should get back to working on my Nic Cage one shot.

Damn nature. You beautiful.

My favorite part of this is someone was clearly testing out potential new social media strategy and decided this was the sound Lake Superior made. I hope this person is still on social media. I want to be their friend. Plip sploosh lake social media account.

That's someone who has cast disguise self on themselves and is now activating call lightning. #dnd #druid

I don't like to assume anything but a white person definitely came up with this.

Also, just a reminder that @barackobama.bsky.social would have a blast going on 1-on-1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social talking about Blerd culture as well as connecting with a broad demographic that is important.

America do be like that sometimes* *Most times

Reproductive rights affect everyone

I concede to this millipede, this moment of reverie for its beauty. It circles and circles in transglobation into a state of hypnotization.

Guys. I just learned I'm starting up my campaign to get @barackobama.bsky.social on 1-on-1 with @youngdeuces.bsky.social back and this time, on Blue sky. Mr. President, your vibe would mesh well with Young Deuces to engage with a wide audience of a demographic that's vital. Plus it'd be dope AF.

Always telling the Skyline fist because yall hella supportive….but im back in interview mode Join to ask fan questions - www.patreon.com/posts/152052...

I started a php program and it's been interesting. I wish I would have started this when I went in. But here's a thread of my thoughts on my journey and the experience. Probably for me. Definitely for the void. And maybe for someone else too.

The top is after Trump’s DOJ redactions below is without, I can almost figure out who they are protecting

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

Breaking: Photo of DOJ printers right now!

Our brains also do a great job of trying to block out the bad.

Shit I've been punching hallways all these years.