Same, Artax. Same. #TheNeverendingStory #LEGO

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A tail of two kitties.

There was one Christmas where my parents gave me a VHS copy of The Little Mermaid and I watched it relentlessly for the entirety of winter break while eating giant bag of peanut M&Ms and it still lives on in my memory as the best Christmas ever. John is recreating that memory for me this morning. 😭

I had a dream last night that I was out with a bunch of friends. It was nearing 11:30 and they all wanted to go to a second venue. I got so mad and kept saying it was late and I needed to be in bed, so I made a complete scene about it and got an uber home. Look forward to your 40s, kids.

🎵 On the first day of Christmas, Art the Clown gave to me, some TriNitroToluene. 🧨💥 🎵 #lego #terrifier3 #christmas #merrychristmas #arttheclown

I cannot believe Christmas is this week. What the hell happened to December.

I'm in my happy place. 🎄 #WorldOfWarcraft

Just a lazy Caturday.

Shocking my coworkers tonight with something called a “dress”.

Starting off my last week before vacation with a 9:00 dental cleaning this morning followed by: 🎵 3 days of travel 🚘 2 production rollouts 💻 1 company dinner 🍽️ and enough stress to give me a coronary 🫀 🎵 Send help.

Santa Claws. 🎅

A fancy gentleman.

My dad used to keep a collection of fun pencils in his filing cabinet for whenever we’d need pencils for our homework. It was always special to get one of the filing cabinet pencils. After he died, I went through his filing cabinet and found one of the special pencils, still intact and unused.

Art and Barbie, sitting in a tree, K-I-L-L-I-N-G

[spends an hour agonizing over possible dates/times to schedule an appointment I've been putting off for weeks, maybe months] [calls for appointment] [receptionist offers day/time that I wasn't expecting] [brain malfunctions] Me: sure. [hangs up] [looks at calendar] Me: fuck.

I grew up with Ray Conniff Christmas albums playing on the living room stereo from Thanksgiving to New Years. It was a magical time in my childhood that no other season or holiday could top. I still listen to Ray every December. Share a favorite Christmas album/song with me. I need some joy today.

I’m just a girl, being irrationally angry about how life is constantly changing when I didn’t ask it to.

I don't think anyone's ever asked me this question! In terms of nostalgia, my favorite set was the Victory Lap set (1988). I spent a lot of time playing with this set as a kid. But within the last 10 years, the crown for my favorite set has to go to the Titanic. 👑 Runner up: the Home Alone house.

Me, reviewing how much I spent on LEGO in the last 12 hours…

Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys. 🦃 #lego

Santa’s cool and all but this is the big red guy I wait for every year. #lego

Lego really testing my patience with these GWPs. I love everything about them. My wallet does not. 💸

What I see in the mirror when I get out of the shower…

My mom just said to me "I wish there was a box I could go into...and when I come out of the box, I feel 5 years younger..." And all I could think of was this:

I’m not good at drawing or anything remotely artistic, but I love drawing stupid things on pictures that I take. (It’s a Peanut Gallery.)

Over on Letterboxd, I’ve been slowly curating a list over the years of movies I’ve seen that have cats or cat-themed things in them. (They have to be things I’ve actually spotted myself or they don’t count!) If you’re into that sort of thing, be my friend: boxd.it/ez7l

Back in summer '23 I started having really bad ankle pain and had to stop running...an activity I simultaneously loathed and loved. I went to a foot doctor and got orthotics, but it took FOREVER for the pain to reduce even slightly. I thought I would never be able to run again. But today, I ran!

A lot of people have been asking me if I'll bring the Twitter account HORROR CALENDAR over to Bluesky. Let's do that: @horrorcalendar.bsky.social

I feel so sad leaving him outside but look how cute he is. 😻

I don’t understand how people have more than one friend. I require such an obscene amount of time between social interactions that it makes it virtually impossible to keep up with anything more than one friend. I must be feral or something.

Monday has taken hold of us all.

A good gal out for some good times. 🍺 (Ok so this Sunday ain’t so bad.)

It’s that time of the week where I’m stressed and teetering on the edge of madness which is also known Sunday night.

I realize this is probably only funny to me since I work in the healthcare industry, but I stumbled onto a post that maps all the pains from the 1987 song “The 12 Pains of Christmas” (by Bob Rivers) to a real medical diagnosis code and yes I’m a stupid nerd. hiacode.com/blog/the-12-...

“Fuck it, I’ll just buy it online.” Me, after walking into several stores at the mall and encountering other humans.

Are we transferring blocks or are we waiting to see if we annoy each other over here too?

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

11 years ago, I created the Horror Buddies line with Horror Decor, inspired by the Wrestling Buddies I played with as a kid. At the end of this year, we are officially discontinuing the line. So if you never grabbed one, now is your last chance. We have ornaments too! horrordecor.com/collections/...

This old bit is not that great, but someone made an uncredited, poorly cropped low-res collage that got around. If someone jokes that Stan Lee “stole” from me, it’s because his account posted that slop & it’s funny. People get MAD when they think I am serious & bothered. I’m not. RIP Thief!

It's exciting seeing a lot of my mutuals here. It kinda feels like old times, yeah? Also like old times: I still have absolutely nothing of value to say. So don't expect me to suddenly become all interesting and stuff. I'm just here to see what you guys have to say. I'm counting on yous.

It’s not delivery. It’s DiGior…noooo! 🍕 #lego #killerklowns

No one prepared me for the sheer frustration of having a hobby (or hobbies) that you love but never having enough time to fully submerge yourself in them.

Mentally, I’m here. #lego #terrifier #terrifier2

Jason returns to the scene of the crime…Camp Crystal Lake*! *Also known as Camp No Be Bo Sco, which is an active Boy Scouts camp. #LEGO #FridayThe13th

Just a little pit stop. #LEGO #FridayThe13th

On his way to do a little “ki-ki-ki” for “ma-ma-ma”. #LEGO #FridayThe13th

Packing the essentials… #LEGO #FridayThe13th

“I’m beat. #AuGHOST always takes a lot out of me.” “We barely participated this year, what are you talking ab…hey, what the hell??” “Uh, it seems that Spirit Halloween took over our home while we were gone.” “They can’t do t…” “Oooh, look! A 20% off coupon online!” *impressed murmurs* #LEGO