Five concerts seen with women lead singers Toyah Judie Tzuke Heart Lone Justice Nadine Shah

Thank goodness we never, ever give away half-time 2 goal leads. So I can relax now. #nufc

“I should’ve brought a bunch of knee pads for all the world leaders” It’s truly wild that the idea that Putin is pulling the strings on this Greenland stuff isn’t discussed more when he is the clear winner

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Adam and the Ants Blue Oyster Cult Queen Simple Minds James

I call for social media use to be forbidden for all presidents.

I suppose if you sample Beethoven at least you don't have to pay royalties... #totp

Lelani on #totp

The BBC censoring arse but not golden showers? Cancel the licence fee #totp

It's Shirley on #totp

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Name a better year than 1984 for music. Go on, I dare you.... #totp

Sade on #totp

Wham to Echo and the Bunnymen. This is what I love about the early/mid 80s. #totp

Banging start to 1984 #totp with Two Tribes...

Wasn't the video for Total Eclipse of the Heart a bit dodgy though, with the schoolboys.... #totp

This Kajagoogoo song is a bit of a guilty pleasure. #totp

Or "farting like thunder" as we used to sing along to this Elton track.... #totp

I take it back 😂

Wish we had Pope in goal for penalties #nufc

You're f*cking kidding me #nufc

Bonus #totp tonight. Big hits from 1983 *and* 1984 - right up my street. See you there?

Sigh.... They could have played 'Sometimes' by Erasure for me. #totp

Haven't heard Drowning in Berlin for over 40 years. How come I can still remember all the words? #totp

Is this Yacht? #totp

Hang it in the Louvre #NUFC

Well, we did. We just managed to be even shitter than them on the day. #nufc

Going to cheer myself up now by re-watching my favourite ever episode of Bottom - 'Terror'. Second and third favourites are obviously 'Gas' and 'Holy'....

Are Pan's People a bit blurry, or is it my eyes? #totp

Did #totp ever play an "abridged" version of Mull of Fucking Kintyre?

Climie Fisher are no Hall & Oates, are they? #totp

Did they get Ultra on #totp to make the Lighthouse Family sound dangerous and exciting?

Judging by the comments, I made a good decision to skip the first 1999 #totp episode...

Happy New Year to the #totp crew 🎉 The beeb is serving up a 3 hour smorgasbord tomorrow from 1999 (X2), 1978, 1989 and 1976 (X2). I won't be rushing to join in the early 1999 episodes though....

Is there any other Premier League club whose supporters feel more nervous when 0-2 up at the 15 minute mark than if it was nil-nil? #nufc

Ruin two bands by combining them: Blue Oyster Southern Death Cult

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The Bond Bug - my mum had one of these when I was a kid. In British Racing Green... She regularly managed to get four small children in the passenger seat and footwell, which may or may not have been legal at the time 😂 If you saw a green Bond Bug driving around Newcastle in the 70s, that was us.

Just overstuffed a sandwich trying to use up all of the remaining turkey, and suffered a serious escape of mayonnaise all down my tee shirt. Damn you Hellmanns.

"I don't care if it's fake" will be the phrase of 2026.

I just got to get this off my chest after yesterday's game. If there was ever a time to try playing Woltemade *and* Wissa together as split strikers then surely the last 30 mins of that Man U game was it? Double the chances of someone actually being on the end of the Murphy/Hall crosses.... #NUFC

Fuck off Jive Bunny #totp

Is the bluesky search function working? It doesn't seem to be showing me the latest #totp feed.

Don't know whether to laugh or wince at some of these... defector.com/what-did-we-...

My year on bluesky... www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Is it time to open pressies yet?

One more sleep....

😢 youtu.be/-yXVufG5oV0?...

Does anyone know if you can put Camembert in a chocolate fountain?