Why does it feel inevitable that Callum Wilson will score tomorrow? #nufc

This from @vizcomic.bsky.social made me chuckle. No, *YOU* grow up......

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Erasure! A Little Respect! On #totp

Non-contact presenting by Ed. Certain other #totp presenters should watch and learn.

At Ryanair offices tonight, Michael O'Leary is demanding to know why his management team didn't think of this first.

OK, humble brag, but a day of drinking that started at 11.30 am yesterday at the Steel City 49 beer festival in Sheffield ended at 3.00 am today at The Washington pub. I will suffer, but impressed myself that I can still do it.

Missed all of this week's #totp due to being out-out. Anything worth catching up on? On the face of it, only Placebo are tempting....

A very limited number of last-minute tickets have just been released for Jim & Charlie’s special In Conversation show at Glasgow Citizens Theatre this Sunday 19 October. citz.co.uk/whats-on/sim...

Some morning reading for #nufc fans www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Finished watching the latest series of Blue Lights on BBC iPlayer and it's superb. A real emotional roller coaster with some incredibly tense scenes. Defo a must watch.... www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Unsolicited Flick pic

Absolutely love Maria McKee's voice, even if this isn't her best song. #totp

Well look how things turned out for us ay 😂 #NUFC

Status Quo on #totp

The first live gig I ever went to was Adam and the Ants #totp

If it wasn't 1981 I'd think that hair had been 3D printed #totp

My second ever live gig was Toyah around this time #totp First was Adam and the Ants...

It was shortly after this that handgun ownership was banned in the UK #totp

Shirley singlehandedly saves 1998 #totp

OK, I'm hitting the rum. I was going to wait until after 8.00 but this 1998 #totp has destroyed my will to stay sober.

Immortality? #totp

I feel exhausted just watching these #90s dance routines #totp

Am I the only one who actually quite liked Mansun? #totp

A goal and assist for Lobby. #nufc

Reposting for the lolz..... #nufc

That's it for another week pop pickers. Now I need to drink my way through the slight feeling of melancholy that comes from being reminded about just how long ago my peak clubbing/night out years were. #totp

1989 was the year when the baton of misogynist videos was handed from hair metal bands to hip hop acts. #totp

Queen Kate Bush always brings a top performance to #totp

What the actual fuck? #totp

Did Lionel write this song after watching the Lighthouse Family and thinking they were onto something? #totp

Lighthouse Family on #totp

"Can I see your purrmit?"

I can tell the train is in the North now because they've turned the heating off.

Back to the regular 2 hour #totp binge tonight. 1998 looks rubbish again, but I have a good feeling about 1979...

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Another banger from Belinda Carlisle. This is one the best #totp episodes in ages.

Back when Radiohead were fun #totp

I would pay to see 'Shaun of the Dead' starring Robin Askwith 😂

Love this from Tino....

Our Secrets Are The Same - We Travel “By the time Jim and I had started the band – or perhaps more accurately, by the time we were thinking of ourselves as a band – our sensibility was almost completely European.

Right wing activist is shot - who’s to blame?

I hope we get to play Man U *before* Amorim gets sacked 😂 #nufc

My Fire Stick has started threatening me

…man, Amazon really DOES have everything! 😆

What's Eddie got against Lewis Hall? Is he not match-fit, or does he just not fancy him any more? #nufc

BEAST CONTAINMENT ARTEA BREACHED I REPEAT BEAST CONTAINMENT ARTEA BREACHED

Play Jane Weidlin you bastards! Rush Hour is *the* best #80s pop tune. #totp