What kind of monster would even write this about their own mother, let alone send it to a national publication? Absolutely shameful!

Starmer's new digital ID scheme will be really unfair on some people. Particularly the poor bastard that ends up stealing mine.

Didn’t show this in The Terminator, did they? I’ve got some sympathy for Skynet now.

Transfer deadline day. Sitting patiently by the phone. Surely this time?

@christinamartin.bsky.social as most people would expect, it appears that you’re a class above many Viz contributors. Although it looks to be a pretty low bar, so don’t get too smug!

With the Women's Euros kicking off today, I'd like to wish good luck to the Lionesses. I still didn't get tickets though.

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Big day today. Hoping to get a whole new summer wardrobe for less than 200 quid in the Next Kids’ sale!

Elon Musk may have his billions, but he’ll never experience true love like I have. ❤️

Artificial intelligence will NEVER replace natural stupidity!

If any water company follows through with this, I shall expect a cut of their profits.

No truth in this letter from the latest Viz, obviously!

I’ve often thought that the word ‘woke’ has lost all meaning and seeing the reaction to Viz announcing that they won’t be posting on Twitter any more confirms it! 🤣

I see Make England Great Again is trending on Twitter. Reminds me of Trump’s first visit here when I posted this, saying I hoped we could get the acronym trending like MAGA. Unsurprisingly many people didn’t work out the acronym before replying. Abuse and praise from both sides, a confusing evening!

And in both cases the outcome is a surprise discharge!

Lots of people get nostalgic around this time of year, but you can never recreate the magic of a past Christmas. Unfortunately.

I was just getting into the Christmas spirit, then I heard this in Tesco. Bugger.

The birthday card my wife made me for my 50th (several years ago) just came up in Facebook memories. It's clear where the artistic talent is in this relationship!

It may only be Viz, but you should still check your facts before writing in. Because you can guarantee that some clever twat will put you right!

Got a busy night tonight. Currently running around every newsagent in Peterborough buying all their copies of Viz before my wife sees this!