PSA: the McChicken is currently only $1.50

Ok turns out I had an entire loaf of bread I forgot to throw out beforehand. I’d like to present the twist tie keeping it shut with the presidential medal of freedom because nobody deserves to deal with that

It’s still you.

The Denver airport is a fever dream. What do you mean I can go from Jackson Hole to Liberia, Costa Rica and only have one stop

If I wasn’t 4 insane travel days into the craziest 3 weeks of my life, I’d probably have a better idea of what to say rn 😋 regardless, this is one for the geo history books for sure. An absolute Hail Mary of a submission got accepted as backup first try for agdq, and here we are now

Uh oh, GDQ is feeling scarily finite all of a sudden 😭

Somebody probably pulled the fire alarm for a Kalshi bet or some shit 💀💀💀

We are SO VERY back

Now that I’m a big shot, I gotta change my pfp to one of the gdq photos of me, obviously

Pushing Balatro to naneinf. @adef.bsky.social was not messing around in this run! #SGDQ2026

Holy fucking MATH

This is my green attack

DAMN IT I FORGOT TO SHOUTOUT THE PEOPLE FIXING THE ESCALATOR

Rick Rick Rick Rick! 🐹 #SGDQ2026

Thanks y’all 🩵🩵

Ok, the panic is setting in

If y’all can wake up early just for me and moxie and luka you would be my best friend forever 🥺

Prac room wr by .7 seconds

nice argument loser, however I've already depicted myself as shredberg hitting the couch power pose

Evil egg with purple yolk

Hey Smash devs, you seeing this? You have serious competition. The 3D fighting game scene is in turmoil

Office chair my beloved

I love the human body, the night I get 6.5 hours of sleep I feel better than I have on any other day. Love it

TRANS RATS

They are preparing a shareholder presentation #SGDQ2026

I just hope that the autobots and decepticons both have fun #SGDQ2026

Thank you adef for being brave enough to wear Royals merch in these trying times (we have the second worst record in MLB)

Looove waking up and pulling a muscle in my leg like frame 1

41:36 in the prac room with like 4th try backup on 4-2? Yeah I think I’ll do ok

Louis my beloved 🥺 why does he make that 4th face though

Lovely co-op run 😋

I keep seeing Minneapolis abbreviated to Mpls so I think I’ll call it Mipples from now on Good morning from Mipples

Hey you Pikachu was must see TV

Super Honda Odyssey

Coincidence? n o

I’m glad @musiquil.bsky.social thought of me when he saw this 😋

SGDQ gaming

Nightmare blunt rotation: Castlevania symphony of the night statue cycle, Noir Dedede, Jimmy John’s cup

Thank god I didn’t go to bed when I initially wanted to 💀 air riders was too good to miss

GIVE IT UP TO @bluekandy.bsky.social FOR BEATING THE KIRBY AIR RIDERS ALL TRACKS (NO DUPES) WORLD RECORD 👏👏👏

Is this real chat

When you tired and get put in a serious situation

Saw a celebrity today (red dragon scratches)

You’re morally obligated to go “ooh” and “ahh”

There is a collective 5 hours of sleep in this hotel room 🔥

Nothing like the airport Eggy Mac to wake you up

It’s another beautiful morning at 4:46 am in an airport

Ah yes My favorite song off of With The Beatles

SGDQ begins in 2 days and I’m 2500 miles away in some old lady’s house, having not practiced in like 3 weeks.