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Well I hope I don't die too soon I pray the lord my soul to save Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live Long enough to savor That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down
5 months ago
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Talking about that Saturday morning beer
6 days ago
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Someone needs to give a TED talk about how to be normal
6 days ago
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I’ve tried giving up and i am all out of ideas
13 days ago
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The world is dying. The world is being murdered not by evil people but by algorithms. Millions of years of evolution destroyed to turn a zero into a one.
3 months ago
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I can sympathize with anyone but if you want approval, it’s conditional. Don’t say stupid shit and expect me to clap.
4 months ago
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Where I come from, a sweater is considered formal wear suitable for weddings and court appearances.
4 months ago
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Im not old, Im chronodivergent and you should respect chronodiversity, normie
4 months ago
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I’ve always been a liberal but we are in a time where liberalism is radical; to return to rule of law requires opposing the entire state apparatus: the courts, the cops, the oligarchs. There is no legitimate government to obey.
4 months ago
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Im starting to think global warming is a conspiracy. Not that a shadowy cabal has created a global hoax but that a shadowy cabal really wants the earth to warm and the ecosystem to die.
4 months ago
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The entire tech industry: You need a password of 12 characters, one capitalized, one numeric, one emoji and one square root of a prime number. Also: Do you want me to save the password so anyone can click through?
4 months ago
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Being nice to other people is a great way to kill tim.
4 months ago
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Pasta is deconstructed dumplings
4 months ago
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Defund the SCOTUS
4 months ago
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American politics has been so depressing that I am focusing my attention on glob warming because I want to be depressed by something else for a change
4 months ago
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I am 5’11” but on the inside I am 5’10”
5 months ago
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Nothing scarier than a politically ambitious widow
5 months ago
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What if culture is not a renewable resourc?
5 months ago
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Acting as if murderers are fascinating people whose personalities and manifestos and memes must studied is a bad ideas.
5 months ago
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Once again I am asking that Male Pattern Baldness be recognized as a disability
5 months ago
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The Onion
5 months ago
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/
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New Horst Wessel dropped
5 months ago
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Id pray for Charlie Kirk but God knows when i am insincere
5 months ago
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Well I hope I don't die too soon I pray the lord my soul to save Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live Long enough to savor That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down
5 months ago
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As ads become more targeted they become increasingly insulting. Is this ad for everyone or does the algorithms think Im fat?
5 months ago
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It’s 2025. Why can’t I give a single thank?
5 months ago
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Id talk to more schizophrenics if it were easier to stop talking to schizophrenics
5 months ago
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Some of the people most impressed by social media have never experienced a society in person.
5 months ago
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If it wasn’t for self medication I wouldn’t have no medication at all.
5 months ago
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Lot of people blame others for not understanding what’s going on but honestly nobody understands what’s happening.
5 months ago
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[Hulk Hogan] was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.”
6 months ago
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I could delete the things i get wrong but why deny someone the pleasure of correcting me?
7 months ago
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Zoomers discussing the 1st Amendment: You can’t yell “literally fire” in a crowded theater
8 months ago
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Living in San Francisco means buying sweaters for summer
8 months ago
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Make News Boring Again
8 months ago
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Sports talk is my white noise: it’s just pleasant to listen to unimportant news.
8 months ago
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There are no conspiracy theories about schizophrenics; no one is blaming schizophrenia on chem trails or vaccines. This is because conspiracy theories are largely created by schizophrenics and naturally they are biased.
9 months ago
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Once again I am asking Bernie Sanders to go fuck himself
9 months ago
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Im not religious except when it comes to Sundays, I don’t want to a damn thing sunrise to sunset. It’s not laziness, it’s piety.
9 months ago
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Very disappointed to find out Wicked is not about Boston at all but some kid’s book.
9 months ago
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Taking your child to work makes you look a good father to everyone but your 13 other kids
11 months ago
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I don’t want to stigmatize mental illness, I want to stigmatize everyone
11 months ago
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I was prepared for an America ruled by a mad king. I was not prepared for two mad kings.
12 months ago
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Every time I see “slim fit” I take it as a personal attack
12 months ago
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Nothing makes you sound more like a boomer than saying actually im gen x
12 months ago
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There is a point, politically, where it is no longer helpful to speak publicly. If we have not reached that stage, it seems near. Learn the Moscow Rules.
12 months ago
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The only types of food(according to my microwave): Popcorn, Potato, Frozen Vegetable, Beverage, and Dinner Plate.
about 1 year ago
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I don’t want to brag but there are more than two homeless people who worry about me.
about 1 year ago
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The “experts” say there are 8 billion people but how many people have you actually seen?
about 1 year ago
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Accidentally spoke to YIMBYs.
about 1 year ago
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Yes it’s the apocalypse but some parts of the apocalypse will be awesome. The glass is half full.
about 1 year ago
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