If the left truly understands capitalism why dont they fund the revolution with strategic investment?

Sometimes i want to plagiarize an author just so the world could see what the book would look like with proper grammar

A paranoid schizophrenic just asked me if i saw “the white SUV?” I said Yes and then added i thought it was an unmarked white van. I am not schizophrenic but I sympathize with his unease about unmarked vans. Reality has caught up to the paranoid.

Whenever you write something, ask yourself: does the reader hate reading?

Why did we stop worshipping the sun? Everyone agrees it’s real, it helps us daily, objectively a pretty good deity.

The anxiety of seeing an angry man shouting abuse vs The relief of seeing he is on the phone

As I write, highly civilized human beings are working hard, trying to kill all life on Earth

Cool new bands is my love language

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Talking about that Saturday morning beer

Someone needs to give a TED talk about how to be normal

I’ve tried giving up and i am all out of ideas

The world is dying. The world is being murdered not by evil people but by algorithms. Millions of years of evolution destroyed to turn a zero into a one.

I can sympathize with anyone but if you want approval, it’s conditional. Don’t say stupid shit and expect me to clap.

Where I come from, a sweater is considered formal wear suitable for weddings and court appearances.

Im not old, Im chronodivergent and you should respect chronodiversity, normie

I’ve always been a liberal but we are in a time where liberalism is radical; to return to rule of law requires opposing the entire state apparatus: the courts, the cops, the oligarchs. There is no legitimate government to obey.

Im starting to think global warming is a conspiracy. Not that a shadowy cabal has created a global hoax but that a shadowy cabal really wants the earth to warm and the ecosystem to die.

The entire tech industry: You need a password of 12 characters, one capitalized, one numeric, one emoji and one square root of a prime number. Also: Do you want me to save the password so anyone can click through?

Being nice to other people is a great way to kill tim.

Pasta is deconstructed dumplings

Defund the SCOTUS

American politics has been so depressing that I am focusing my attention on glob warming because I want to be depressed by something else for a change

I am 5’11” but on the inside I am 5’10”

Nothing scarier than a politically ambitious widow

What if culture is not a renewable resourc?

Acting as if murderers are fascinating people whose personalities and manifestos and memes must studied is a bad ideas.

Once again I am asking that Male Pattern Baldness be recognized as a disability

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

New Horst Wessel dropped

Id pray for Charlie Kirk but God knows when i am insincere

Well I hope I don't die too soon I pray the lord my soul to save Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live Long enough to savor That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down

As ads become more targeted they become increasingly insulting. Is this ad for everyone or does the algorithms think Im fat?

It’s 2025. Why can’t I give a single thank?

Id talk to more schizophrenics if it were easier to stop talking to schizophrenics

Some of the people most impressed by social media have never experienced a society in person.

If it wasn’t for self medication I wouldn’t have no medication at all.

Lot of people blame others for not understanding what’s going on but honestly nobody understands what’s happening.

[Hulk Hogan] was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me. Straight up racist that sucker was simple and plain. Motherfuck him and John Wayne.”

I could delete the things i get wrong but why deny someone the pleasure of correcting me?

Zoomers discussing the 1st Amendment: You can’t yell “literally fire” in a crowded theater

Living in San Francisco means buying sweaters for summer

Make News Boring Again

Sports talk is my white noise: it’s just pleasant to listen to unimportant news.

There are no conspiracy theories about schizophrenics; no one is blaming schizophrenia on chem trails or vaccines. This is because conspiracy theories are largely created by schizophrenics and naturally they are biased.

Once again I am asking Bernie Sanders to go fuck himself

Im not religious except when it comes to Sundays, I don’t want to a damn thing sunrise to sunset. It’s not laziness, it’s piety.

Very disappointed to find out Wicked is not about Boston at all but some kid’s book.

Taking your child to work makes you look a good father to everyone but your 13 other kids

I don’t want to stigmatize mental illness, I want to stigmatize everyone