“Yeah, she got the house n’all” “Aye. Same”

“Nice jacket” “Whatever”

Oh for fu…

“I despise my son for, amongst other things, both ruining my life and my wife’s figure, so I begrudgingly spend a token hour or so with him every Saturday before I do my computer games. He’s never once thanked me”

jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear i’m the good person in this situation the photo:

Sunday vino

Won the pub blind card last night

Sunday vino - hard recommend 👌

When you finally figure out it was Penelope Keith…

I don’t know any of these modern Premier League footballers nowadays. I mean, who even plays for Wolves? Name one? You can’t. Bye.

“Could be worse, at least we’re not Alexander Armstrong…”

“And you stole Eurovision off of Sam Ryder, and that wasn’t very nice!!”

“SpaceX rocket spins out of control and explodes on launch causing delays to several major US airports…” I’d like the biggest metaphor you’ve got please… no, that’s too big…

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Imagine if it was the UK that was under attack and Trump said to us, sign this deal, but the invaders get to keep part of your land and the USA gets your North Sea oil reserves. Oh, and we won’t give you a security guarantee. But you’ll “have peace”. Would you support that?

My grandad’s WW2 medals. He’d have absolutely despised Trump, Vance, Putin and Farage. Hell, he fought against their equivalent, for a “random country”…

Got a refund on my student loan…

Cheers 🍻

Cheers 🍻

Sunday…

Two hostile states are currently in Saudi Arabia secretly discussing how to carve up and exploit an under siege sovereign European nation. Think about that for a minute…

The public purse bailing out a privately owned corporation. Again. Another “win” for privatisation. 👍

This is a cult. A creepy, weird and dangerous cult.

UTB

“Sue Cook’s pulled out”

When you get back to your house after a couple of nights away and the heating has been turned off…

Trump implying that DEI prioritises inclusion over competency - this is not true. You have to be competent to do any job. DEI is to encourage workforces to reflect the diversity of their respective communities (to give everyone an opportunity to do a job they are QUALIFIED to do).

You want to know which “system is broken”? The honours system that allows a spiv like this to become a lord. That’s the broken system right there.

Mum and nana. The two most influential people in my life. Looking absolutely indestructible, yet now both gone. But never forgotten x ❤️

My political views have always centred on a single word: compassion. You either give a shit about others, or you don’t. That’s what separates decent people from the completely selfish bastards that seem to gain all the power. Can’t see it changing soon.

He’s right. And we should all back him.

It was a Nazi salute. You know it was. He knows it was. Choose your side.

“The shark is autistic”

Still the greatest deconstruction of a song ever.

#BenThings www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Sunday dinner is a big thing in our family. I always make it for everyone. Making it today in mum’s house without her here for the first time is definitely an experience I wasn’t looking forward to…❤️

The threat to Teesside's electric arc furnace was that British Steel would only build one (which would be in Scunthorpe). The fact they look like they're building two in Scunthorpe shows something has gone very wrong politically for Teesside. www.thetimes.com/business-mon...

Mum memories: when I was away at uni she’d drive down to visit on the odd Sunday (with her friend as she didn’t like driving on motorways), take me and my housemates out for lunch, then use the toilet in the pub next door which was rough as anything, but still, to her, far cleaner than ours!😂

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Tick tock, Coxy… tick tock…

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We need this NAO audit NOW!! Get it done. www.ft.com/content/5c94...

BREAKING: Richard Tice’s Google search history leaked!

International businesses & corporations aren’t stupid. They do their due diligence thoroughly before investing in a project. They will have looked at what is going on at Teesworks and not been impressed. The inquiry (or lack of one) is just one part of it. This is ALL on Houchen.

“Three French hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear treeeeee”