it's crazy actually that this guy doesn't have any Epstein ties like, with everything coming out that apparently a literal cabal of ultra-wealthy parasites caused almost every modern problem we're having i mean man was drone striking babies for the love of the game respect

"a mod mistake" oh you mean some right-winger you employed got sour and made the active choice to remove it? that kinda mistake? glad we cleared that up

Pardon me for saying this but who gives a fuck? you know what ELSE is racist? sending the fucking brownshirts into american cities to profile and kidnap minorities "he called Obama a monkey!" he's putting the mexicans in the cattle cars. learn to triage this shit, you have bigger problems

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okay fuck ICE but why tf are you SELLING ms-paint fridge drawings? not only should nobody be paying for something this low quality but honestly, if you ACTUALLY gave a fuck you'd probably just let people use your art for free, right? given this represents probably 5 minutes of your time and all

i haven't used manticores in my D&D campaign yet, but you can bet your ass i'm about to write some in just so i can have an excuse to show this to my players lmao

because impeachment has fixed all of the left's problems in america so far, right? surely THIS time (amidst the most rampant violations of law and the constitution in... fuck it, ever) the law will save us?!?

I get that generally the vibe on Bsky is "yeah man this sucks and is inherently evil in so many ways but *i'll* survive so i guess i'll just wait it out" but like, Americans HAVE to know that there's a very real chance this lasts a lot longer than you're hoping for, right?

you know schadenfreude?

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Lots of people's feelings are wrong actually, dumbass, that's part of the fucking problem! some people "feel" like trans people are a conspiracy coverup for mass pedophilia some people "feel" like Jews did fucking 9/11, some of these ones are your colleagues grow a pair of fucking balls

nobody fuckin watches or chats, but i'm live (like every day) twitch.tv/daddymcboy

so, the plan was: "We're gonna slap every country on earth with huge tariffs to encourage american businesses!" and currently the situation is: "yeah but like, fuck the farmers though? instead of bailing out our OWN failing agricultural community, we're gonna bail out Argentina's" America First?

"We did it!" What did you do? Like no shit this is an impressive level of people giving a fuck for USAmerica, but to what actual end? You voiced your displeasure? Until you no longer have a king, the "No Kings" movement has accomplished absolutely none of it's one (1) stated goals

ahh if only we had a game where se were trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the alps that'd be Disco

it's kinda crazy how the CEO of Bsky is literally just Elon Musk with tits and no money

fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

insanely bad Thumbnail actually, incredibly useless and actually makes it look like it isn't going to increase very much it is going from 54,517 beds to 107,759 beds it almost fucking DOUBLES, what the fuck is this graph representing?

thank god we can count on the NYT to report on the REAL journalistic concerns in their country the president is a goose stepping nazi but we're talking about how great NYC is because they have barely code compliant civil infrastructure great job lmao, what a beautiful city!

hey did my american friends know this list was a thing??? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... wacky that you can just shoot these guys it seems like?

have they considered only buying one barbie doll instead of two this year? what about their bootstraps? have they tried the bootstraps yet?

oh thank GOD they didn't participate in the travesty! who knows how disgraceful it would have been if they had done their fucking jobs and just voted NO like big boys and girls! i'm glad we can always count on Democrats to tuck their fucking tails and run away when the opposition is mean :)))

"well you see buddy, not EVERYONE in Texas died, so i'm not really sure exactly how i feel yet?" shit like this has me legit hoping hell exists, even if it means i end up there too

you know what pisses me off the most about this? 21 children are dead in Texas explicitly because the GoP gutted the agencies that warn people about these weather events and it won't even move the fucking needle in most voters heads, this doesn't matter to americans this will keep happening.

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TIL figure skating the queerest thing you can do on ice just... doesn't do this normally? LMAO

#deer 🦌

Work Tip: Sacrifice more of YOUR life by taking up an unhealthy sleep schedule so you can perform marginally better while you're being overworked!

Since Joe Biden funded Israel's battle against women and children do you think Israel should fund Joe Biden's battle with asshole cancer?

The Great Machine, malefic and foreboding against the grim horizon

I know this is some dead internet theory shit because no way in fuck is this video this popular while nobody is mentioning the fucking toast nailed to the door

[Rulers] #godzilla

so, people with addled brains are more likely to perceive that they are dying from marijuana use? not sure what else can be taken from this, given they admit they did not even check how much marijuana the patients consume lol someone's papa who THINKS they ate a pot brownie could be in this data

kinda in love with this because it's like fuckable goblins are everywhere these days, but it's usually only the ladies? gobbros deserve a glow up here and there too

Artist is remarkably fast working, polite, and easy to work with i absolutely recommend them

The Ultra-wealthy, encouraged by the environmental pressures have begun to rapidly adapt to these new changes via an even more complete and explicit form of parasitism incredibly fascinating

Today I am speaking my truth Miranda is mass effect's worst romancable companion because she looks exactly like if a younger Glenn Danzig took HRT

Surely we just need to find a way to compromise with the scorpion, maybe make them feel more included?

can't wait to spend the next four years going "Wow haha, isn't this topsy turvy!" while my trans friends are labeled criminals for existing the pen isn't mightier than shit

god they're all so fucking GAY! @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social Let them get each other pregnant! all three!

poor baby, it must be so hard not knowing which 5 star restaurant to eat at every night or which company to buy your private jets from :(

white people will do anything but show up for these movements they support

the accusers and perpetrator will sleep soundly tonight because they believe this murder is justified an innocent woman, and impactful member of her community, cut down over baseless accusations all while we, what, sit around and let this happen? they only respond to one thing.

how do you figure they're gonna justify the inevitable death toll this time? DEI, or blame Biden?

THIS IS FALSE REPORTING!!! The ICE van in philly that caught fire because the devil was driving it, not due to outside interference

fuck it, close enough welcome back (from hell) Adolf Hitler

born with a pussy? congratulations! an uncomfortable percentage of the planet's population just automatically doesn't really think of you as human! shit like this is why i'm so bitter, i think, like what do you mean we just ALLOW people to say shit like this?

Up to my dragoon shit

it might feel different maybe if you were already part of an extremely marginalized group like, sure buddy, it doesn't hurt to be called "bald" lmao what about when the government tries to scare everyone into believing all trans people are rapists? surely you see how that might offend someone