i love the framing of this quote because it makes it sound like the writer quietly side-eyes Buzz Aldrin and other astronauts like "i know you were blowing each other in that capsule i just can't prove it!"

Anybody else seen the Jeffrey Epstein Amazon ad on Reddit or just me?

So what's the actual purpose of Israel? just like, fixing Judaism's K/D Ratio?

This is something i've only ever seen white people post like, i'm sure this mindset is in a very real way to blame for where we are right now but something about "well I won't be killed so whatever" amidst all this makes me wanna kick your (the royal Your) fuckin ass

oh thank GOD the Americans are politely asking their abuser to stop beating them every night! AGAIN! do you think it will work this time? do you think this "protest" where you demand only vague things and threaten absolutely ZERO consequences will work and restore world peace this time?

Another mildly-worded-letter from the US Government about it's own act of genocide honestly I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU SPARE THESE ABIDERS AND ONLOOKERS WHEN JUSTICE COMES, ALL OF THIS WILL HAPPEN AGAIN SOMEDAY! the Democrats and Republicans both cannot be held accountable enough.

Isn't everyone happy that we had those big "No Kings" protests? I know I am, unironically. because although they achieved nothing good, they DID completely throw away the illusion that there is even a single American willing to do anything to stop this nightmare worthless country tbh

this has the same aura as this, but minus the sexual connotation it doesn't feel like they're about to descend on her, but rather, that she's gonna sick em all on me for my wallet or some shit

leaving this here for no reason today

almost all i see in my feed today are americans going "look how many people are at my protest! the king is defeated!!!" but tomorrow you're still going to wake up in a world where Trump is your president maybe do something now that you're all together instead of another fucking dance-off

how did it not age well? because the bad man did something? how the fuck does that erase Kamala's staunch refusal to actually say the things that would get her elected and assuage the worries of a generation of young americans? she's just another dipshit corporatist, stop kissing her loser ass

bro really named her "pussy mangler" and thought we wouldn't notice

that sounds honestly pretty hard and like it would cost Americans a lot of money bullets are cheaper and honestly just wearing the badge is criteria enough

if your girl doesn't look like she could kill you "industrial accident style" what the fuck are you even doing?

Why is it in the wall? Why a "trench knife" (massively broad term he's using to sound cool) specifically? Why would he let the intruder get all the way into his bedroom despite obviously having an expensive security system? this is so performative it feels like a lie a 13 year old boy would tell

wait are you saying it actually... completely defeats the point of having a democracy free of monarchy if the elected politicians can functionally act as monarchs and override laws or permit crimes that benefit them? who'd have thunk it???

it's crazy actually that this guy doesn't have any Epstein ties like, with everything coming out that apparently a literal cabal of ultra-wealthy parasites caused almost every modern problem we're having i mean man was drone striking babies for the love of the game respect

"a mod mistake" oh you mean some right-winger you employed got sour and made the active choice to remove it? that kinda mistake? glad we cleared that up

Pardon me for saying this but who gives a fuck? you know what ELSE is racist? sending the fucking brownshirts into american cities to profile and kidnap minorities "he called Obama a monkey!" he's putting the mexicans in the cattle cars. learn to triage this shit, you have bigger problems

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okay fuck ICE but why tf are you SELLING ms-paint fridge drawings? not only should nobody be paying for something this low quality but honestly, if you ACTUALLY gave a fuck you'd probably just let people use your art for free, right? given this represents probably 5 minutes of your time and all

i haven't used manticores in my D&D campaign yet, but you can bet your ass i'm about to write some in just so i can have an excuse to show this to my players lmao

because impeachment has fixed all of the left's problems in america so far, right? surely THIS time (amidst the most rampant violations of law and the constitution in... fuck it, ever) the law will save us?!?

I get that generally the vibe on Bsky is "yeah man this sucks and is inherently evil in so many ways but *i'll* survive so i guess i'll just wait it out" but like, Americans HAVE to know that there's a very real chance this lasts a lot longer than you're hoping for, right?

you know schadenfreude?

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Lots of people's feelings are wrong actually, dumbass, that's part of the fucking problem! some people "feel" like trans people are a conspiracy coverup for mass pedophilia some people "feel" like Jews did fucking 9/11, some of these ones are your colleagues grow a pair of fucking balls

nobody fuckin watches or chats, but i'm live (like every day) twitch.tv/daddymcboy

so, the plan was: "We're gonna slap every country on earth with huge tariffs to encourage american businesses!" and currently the situation is: "yeah but like, fuck the farmers though? instead of bailing out our OWN failing agricultural community, we're gonna bail out Argentina's" America First?

"We did it!" What did you do? Like no shit this is an impressive level of people giving a fuck for USAmerica, but to what actual end? You voiced your displeasure? Until you no longer have a king, the "No Kings" movement has accomplished absolutely none of it's one (1) stated goals

ahh if only we had a game where se were trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the alps that'd be Disco

it's kinda crazy how the CEO of Bsky is literally just Elon Musk with tits and no money

fucking LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

insanely bad Thumbnail actually, incredibly useless and actually makes it look like it isn't going to increase very much it is going from 54,517 beds to 107,759 beds it almost fucking DOUBLES, what the fuck is this graph representing?

thank god we can count on the NYT to report on the REAL journalistic concerns in their country the president is a goose stepping nazi but we're talking about how great NYC is because they have barely code compliant civil infrastructure great job lmao, what a beautiful city!

hey did my american friends know this list was a thing??? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of... wacky that you can just shoot these guys it seems like?

have they considered only buying one barbie doll instead of two this year? what about their bootstraps? have they tried the bootstraps yet?

oh thank GOD they didn't participate in the travesty! who knows how disgraceful it would have been if they had done their fucking jobs and just voted NO like big boys and girls! i'm glad we can always count on Democrats to tuck their fucking tails and run away when the opposition is mean :)))

"well you see buddy, not EVERYONE in Texas died, so i'm not really sure exactly how i feel yet?" shit like this has me legit hoping hell exists, even if it means i end up there too

you know what pisses me off the most about this? 21 children are dead in Texas explicitly because the GoP gutted the agencies that warn people about these weather events and it won't even move the fucking needle in most voters heads, this doesn't matter to americans this will keep happening.

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TIL figure skating the queerest thing you can do on ice just... doesn't do this normally? LMAO

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Since Joe Biden funded Israel's battle against women and children do you think Israel should fund Joe Biden's battle with asshole cancer?

The Great Machine, malefic and foreboding against the grim horizon

I know this is some dead internet theory shit because no way in fuck is this video this popular while nobody is mentioning the fucking toast nailed to the door

so, people with addled brains are more likely to perceive that they are dying from marijuana use? not sure what else can be taken from this, given they admit they did not even check how much marijuana the patients consume lol someone's papa who THINKS they ate a pot brownie could be in this data