absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔 if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫 i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖

The hardest thing I’ve done in this game yet.

It’s been 9 days since I’ve seen Sinners and I can’t stop thinking about it. Gonna just make it my entire personality from now on.

2 hours in and I’m in love with Expedition 33

Mamma Mia! (2008) Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev

Eid Mubarak, everyone! Ramadan is always a beautiful reminder of the ways in which we are blessed in our lives and of all my blessings, my wife - who fasts every year despite not being Muslim - is the greatest of them. “Surely with hardship comes ease.” Free Palestine.

Can’t overemphasize the importance of toasting your spiced rice BEFORE cooking it. First and second pick are the exact same ingredients but the second was taken after 3-4 minutes of toasting.

I’m so proud of our Assassin’s Creed Shadows Launch Showcase. Being the Producer/Writer/Co-Director/Gameplay Capturer/Host was so fulfilling and meant crafting this show from top to bottom to highlight our talented devs and a great game. Hope y’all enjoy Assassin’s Creed Shadows tomorrow!

This feels like the best possible use of my first post on here 😉