use your hands and my spare time

story time: first time i got drunk edition bc i’m bored k so i worked at subway and i closed this night and afterwards i was going to my friends to drink to get drunk for the first time (i was 17 and a senior in high school) long story short i can’t drink moonshine EVER again and i threw up like 10

do u guys ever get the insane urge to tell your parentals all of the “bad” things you did as a teen that they are clueless about to this day? 😂

😂💀 2018 me was something else i wish i was on here/twitter those days lmfao

and my friends all smell like weed or little babies

I still wonder why you’re teasing me

my all time top songs playlist is SO all over the place it’s kind of crazy 😂 we’ve got taylor, sabrina, juice wrld, billie eilish, khalid, tame impala, the 1975, post malone, lil wayne 💀

i can feel myself getting sick, FUCK

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

it’s gotta be YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU only YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i love my cat so much how did i go so long without one

y’all i had my first solo shift today and not to toot my own horn but i fucking SMASHED IT 🤩

i want grandchildren one day but i don’t want kids 😂

do you remember summer ‘09?

WAKING UP BESIDE YOU IM A LOADED GUN I CANT CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE I’M ALL YOURS YOU IVE GOT NO CONTROL

i think i need to get my iron levels checked bc i have been SO tired lately i haven’t had the energy to do anything i enjoy and when i try i just FALL ASLEEP

women are fucking amazing, that's it, that's the post 😌

i am so insanely tired 😭

when you were feeling super low but now you feel the mania creeping in 🥰🥰

so hard to ignore you, keep your body open, swim

if you’re too shy (let me know)

i think i’m gonna drink through it!

so so so depressed and unmotivated today

i hate taking a nap and then you wake up and your mouth TASTES DISGUSTING

the amount of exhaustion i carry everyday cannot be normal lol

the teachers at my brothers school better not pmo and let me pick him up bc my mom literally let the school know 🥰

chicken nuggets <3

T I R E D

update: i had no reason to be anxious, just like most of the time 🤪

kinda wanna die from anxiety rn why am i like this 🤪

first day at my new job today wish me luck 🤪🍀

have you ever seen anything so perfect?? 🧡🧡

sadderdaze

what’s a skill you have that you wish you learned sooner?

did you guys know that turkeys get so entranced by rain fall that they look up while it’s raining and in some cases drown because they are so distracted by the rain

what’s a skill you have that you wish you learned sooner?

hiiii, is this thing on??

is the timer still up for some?? are we clowning still??? what are our theories????

i think this is the longest i have ever kept a layout 😂

is the timer still up for some?? are we clowning still??? what are our theories????

If you see this, post a bird

had a craving to listen to this album front to back and THEN i was reminded that they released a 10 year anniversary edition and i just about lost it so i’m currently eargasming for a real one (i’ve also taken two edibles, happy friday 🤪😂)

my poor chunky hides when the trains go by behind my apartment because they scare him and it really makes me wonder what he did when he was a stray and they went by 😭😭😭😭😭

DID I STUTTER?!?!!

country leaders fucked our futures and they think we haven’t noticed :)

if peacock ever takes the office off streaming i’m cooked (i own it on dvd) 🤣

do y’all eat the skin when you have baked potatoes?

this song 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 me with my broken family at 11 lol

do you ever just:

country leaders fucked our futures and they think we haven’t noticed :)