thank you for the lovely bouquet 💐

see you on the other side oh bojack, no there is no other side, this is it.

need a man like judah from bojack horseman

IM SO FUCKIN SICK AND TIRED OF THE PHOTOSHOP SHOW ME SOMETHIN NATURAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️

sometimes i think about the time i was with a friend and we were meeting up with this guy she was talking to at cornell to go to a party and his name was alejandro and we couldn’t find him so i skipped around cornell campus with alejandro by lady g playing on full blast in an effort to locate him 💀

I rearranged my office yesterday on a whim and Arlo is having a mental breakdown over it

a triple dipper and margs are calling my name tonight i think

my pipes are frozen 🥰

short n’ sweet is so skipless and you’ll never be able to change my mind on that

one of me is cute, but two though? ☺️

i hate living down the street from a high school bc why do these students feel the need to speed down my street when school gets out

i think next bluesky update should let you save drafts

oh this is a fine how do you do!

Yourself, but as a cartoon 🫣

what do you say b7? one more hike down funyun canyon? 😌

it’s an emergency medicine day unfortunately 😔

you’re saying things and they sound like looove

we belong togetherrrrr

🙂‍↔️

LEMONADE, LEMONADE

unfortunately don’t think i’m gonna finish home before dark unless i can be convinced otherwise 🥲

you’ll be having a great smoke sesh and then smoke goes up your nose the wrong way (pls tell me yk what i mean)

i have writer zoomies

guys…i’m 9 chapters into writing my first thriller book 😏

she slid up on my snap story and i’m anxious to open it 🥲

what makes you decide NOT to finish a book? 📖

what makes you decide NOT to finish a book? 📖

starting to thrift clothes for vacation! 🥰

it is going to be a fantastic year for music: new noah kahan album: ✅ new maisie peters album: ✅ new harry styles album: ✅ sooooo excited 😁😁

kind of feel like i’m going to pass out over this meeting i have this morning 🥲

obsessed so far

so happy for all my moots who have gotten harry tickets <3

she’s so bitter, she’s so sweet lemonade, lemonade

actual pic of me writing my thriller book while listening to taylor:

do you have a physical injury that’s a running joke with your friends or are you normal?

i had a bad habit, of missing lovers past

the other side of the doors bridge sometimes hits so hard 😩😩😩

what should i watch

just shoveled the shit outta my lot and sidewalk while a man sat and watched ☺️ (his lot and sidewalk haven’t been touched) i don’t need any MAN

the snow is snowing and arlo and i are gonna have a cozy day in 🥰

the best part of my day is…✨ when i get to see you naked ✨

i fucking love this sooooonnnngggggg

weed <3

ABOLISH ICE FUCK TRUMP

boredddd

i have this “friend” that is either is always asking to hangout or she just goes silent and posts really weird cryptic things that i know are geared towards me for not “being a good friend” bc i don’t text her all the time but like she doesn’t text me either so….????

a couple years ago i unexpectedly lost my aunt (who i’m named after) and i happened to see a license plate on the way home from the store that spelled her nickname i had for her and it was a north carolina plate 🥹 (she lived in nc) i think of her everyday and i think that was a sign she’s with me 💛

about to brave the grocery store while everyone is losing their minds wish me luck 🥲

69 days till i’m at the beach 😏🏝️

fucking STRESSED about this upcoming weather homies