😈CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT😈 Here's a snippet of the wonderful fic by @onelastunicorn.bsky.social! Find the full piece in Thwarting Wiles: Vol. 2! Pre-orders are open 6/30-7/28. thwartingwiles.bigcartel.com

re: LRP; a weird fic of mine with painful earnestness

"Double Trouble" Aziraphale and Crowley are expecting at the same time. After nine months of no communication, neither of our favorite ineffable idiots know the other is. Until now. Call it divine timing. Chapter 1/3 is up! archiveofourown.org/works/643493...

How Greatness is Done ⚽️🩷 When it's Percy's first football game since the fight at school, Aziraphale thinks he's doing Percy a favor by staying out of sight. The thing is, Percy (and even the Bentley) couldn't disagree more: archiveofourown.org/works/64098676

play dirty (not fair) 🤕 “Are you injured anywhere I can’t immediately see, dearheart?” The weight curdling in his tummy unfurls slightly when his son shakes his head. or, When Aziraphale answers a call from the school, a fight is the last thing he expects. archiveofourown.org/works/64096324

if only you could read my mind 🤒 Percy freezes as his papa’s telltale footsteps tread towards his doorway, pause for a discernible moment, and then carry on. He lets out a sigh that he can’t tell is relief or devastation. Probably both. archiveofourown.org/works/637252... (2/2)

if only you could read my mind 🤒 Struggling with the implications of adding a new baby to the mix, eldest child Percy performs a miracle on himself. The goal was to be just sick enough to get a little attention from his parents. Things rapidly get out of hand. archiveofourown.org/works/637252...

I had intended to gift this piece to a certain unmentionable, but for once my adhd time blindness came in clutch and I never got around to mailing it. So I’ll be reworking it a little and donating it to the Ineffable Con auction this year! 😄 #goodomens

"Confidential" 🤫 “Oh, bugger,” Aziraphale curses. “Yeah,” Crowley adds. “That.” Or Faced with a child that's inadvertently discovered his ability to perform miracles, Aziraphale and Crowley struggle with just how to tell their son how special he truly is. archiveofourown.org/works/63399769

mind the gap 🚇 In all matters of the universe, one thing is certain: the demon Crowley is a complete and utter wreck when it comes to the angel Aziraphale — a fact even more pronounced now that his angel is seven months pregnant. archiveofourown.org/works/63345772

let go of a prayer for you (just a sweet word) 🤍 (2/3) “Up and at ‘em, angel.” Crowley’s patting is incessant, evolving into digging his knuckles into his sternum. “Can never get you to stay in bed past seven o’clock and now you want to have a blessed lie in?” archiveofourown.org/works/619969...

"Another Seat at the Table" Emotions are high. Menus are greasy. Napkin hats are worn. Is there a worse venue to announce a pregnancy to your kids than a Wetherspoons? Aziraphale begs to differ. Chapter 2/3 is up, mind the tags.🫶🏻 archiveofourown.org/works/629170... @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social

Hope Azi had time to listen to some music for Valentine's 💖

"Not Quite There Yet" Or Aziraphale is ten weeks along and suffering through his first trimester. During a Sunday family outing, he's not sure what's going to discorporate him first: his vicious morning sickness, or his oblivious, bickering children. archiveofourown.org/works/62917087

Been feeling a bit creatively burned out this weekend. So I thought maybe a hand sketch would help. #Goodomens #aziraphale

turning in the undertow 💛 “You’ve nothing to fear, dear heart.” Aziraphale drags a gentle finger over his cheek, catching a tear that’s managed to escape. or, During the birth of their second child, Crowley is especially grateful for his personal guardian angel. archiveofourown.org/works/62887687

Just a couple a silly little guys #goodomens #ineffablehusbands

ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well

Crowley, if you won't tell Aziraphale how hot he is, I will.

Argyle Pirate wrote the most wonderful fic for @fellmarvellous.bsky.social and I! Thank you for the Sunday fluff ☺️💛