When diagnosed with cancer, the only way to beat it is to fight for nothing OTHER than its eradication from the body. Every other concern goes out the window, because if it wins, there will be no person left to worry about anything else. America has cancer right now. Nothing else matters. FOCUS.

This is the face I imagine Jesus is making these days when he hears all the people invoking his name, but not actually listening to or even attempting to live up to his teachings. Then again, this might be a portrait of Max von Sydow.

The July Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast have arrived! Newsletter: sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/j... Audiocast: www.patreon.com/posts/133078... ENJOY!

My parents got to see people walk on the moon. I get to watch America gleefully erect a concentration camp in Arkansas. But, hey, that AI video of Will Smith eating spaghetti gets better every year.

Principal photography of "The Hand That Wouldn't Die" (which is one of the segments of the currently-in-production Mihmiverse anthology film, "The Wandering Creature (and Other Tales)") is complete! The next segment, "Gnome!," is slated to start filming in mid-July.

No. Fucking. Kings. Period.

I have distinct memories of seeing "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" signs everywhere when I was a kid. Is it no longer a problem or something everyone KNOWS now, so there's no point in wasting paper and ink? OR is it some form of 21st century modesty that makes the signs no longer needed?

It's National Cheese Day and in celebration, the first episode of Mihmiverse Cheese & Chit-Chat is now free! Mihmiverse Cheese & Chit-Chat is a Patreon-exclusive podcast spotlighting the actors, crew-people, and behind-the-scenes folks who make the 'verse possible—and CHEESE! youtu.be/_Ls-iF7qL6o

The June Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast have arrived! Check 'em out via the links below! Newsletter: www.sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/j... Audiocast: www.patreon.com/posts/130484...

HEY! Every T-shirt at the Mihmiverse TeePublic shop is ON SALE for the next few days! GET YOURS WHILE THEY'RE CHEAP(ER)! www.teepublic.com/user/sainteu...

There's new Patreon-exclusive audio content: Mihmiverse Cheese & Chit-Chat, where Alice and I sit down with the people who help make the Mihmiverse a reality and talk about life, the universe, and cheese! Check out the first episode featuring Jackie Baker @ www.patreon.com/posts/129373...!

Donald Trump can still be elected Pope if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

The May Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast have arrived! Check 'em out at the following links: Newsletter: sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/m... Podcast: www.patreon.com/posts/127877...

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The April Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast have arrived! sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/a... www.patreon.com/posts/mihmiv... ALSO, for everyone who thought yesterday's update was an April Fool's Day joke... it wasn't! The joke was that everyone would THINK it wasn't true... but it is!

I have decided that, for the 20th anniversary of my first movie, The Monster of Phantom Lake, I'm going to throw a special event where I will screen (and re-release) the film... in color!But, that's almost a year away, so I'll make sure to keep you all informed as things develop!

From a screenwriting standpoint, the time after a feature wraps is such a nether-realm. No one wants you or your stupid thoughts anymore. The director's new best friend is the editor. People ask you how the movie is and you have no idea. "Oh, me and the movie haven't talked in a while." It sucks.

If you're anywhere near Chicago this Wednesday night, make sure to come out to the area premiere of my new film, Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires, at the Wrigleyville Alamo Drafthouse! Here's the ticketing link: drafthouse.com/chicago/even...

History is full of examples of countries becoming dictatorships where lots of people needlessly suffer and die, and eventually those governments fall apart and the idiots in charge come to horrific ends. I have no idea why folks refuse to learn from history and try not to repeat it. Yet here we are.

The world premiere of the next great Mihmiverse movie, Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires, is exactly TWO WEEKS AWAY! Advance tickets are available at sainteuphoria.com/merch.html! Get yours before the collector's tickets are gone (we are running out)! Join us!

My film, The Wad: The True Story Behind the Phantom Lake County Chewing Gum Disaster, has pulled in the "Best Mockumentary Film" award at Geek Fest Universe 2025 in Toronto! Congrats to the cast & crew!

Want one of these exclusive collectibles? The only way to get one is to order advance tickets to the March 5th world premiere of the next Mihmiverse movie, "Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires," at sainteuphoria.com/merch.html! The big event is just over three weeks away! JOIN US!

The February Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast are here! Enjoy! sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/f... www.patreon.com/posts/mihmiv...

The only good use for generative AI is producing stuff like this.

It'll never not amaze me how many times I've read comments about my films saying that I need to use more "classically attractive" women in them. Never do they mention the men. I fucking hate this timeline we find ourselves in.

Authoring for the "Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires" physical media is complete. That means, if you want to contribute and get your name in the end credits, you have 24 short hours to do it! Go to sainteuphoria.com/contribute_v... and contribute while you can!

Life is just a bunch of pleasant-ish interludes between major disasters, isn't it?

The trailer for my next film has arrived!

The January Mihmiverse Monthly newsletter and audiocast have arrived! HAPPY NEW YEAR! sainteuphoria.com/newsletter/j... www.patreon.com/posts/mihmiv...

Happy Holidays, everyone! www.patreon.com/posts/118579...

The 2024 Mihmiverse Holiday Cards are in the mail! You may have even already received yours! If, however, you haven't signed up and want one (they're 100% free to anywhere in the world), sign up at SaintEuphoria.com! We still have some!

Where the hell has JD Vance been? Is he just happy to be out of the limelight now that he's a "kept woman?" (See his weird-ass Thanksgiving post for context.)

Excited to present the official poster for my next film, Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires!

If you feel morally angry at people for joking about the death of one guy why sat atop an amoral pyramid of greed, where is your blinding RAGE at all the bodies piled up at the base of that pyramid? I feel no sympathy for any wannabe oligarch who might be experiencing a little extra paranoia today.

Want a little free holiday cheer? We still have a few Mihmiverse Holiday cards left for this year. Visit my website and sign up to receive one! They're free and your information is not saved. Once we put your card in the mail, it's all deleted.

It's time for the annual Black Friday/Small Business Saturday/Cyber Monday sale where, from now through Monday, you can save 24% on EVERYTHING at my production company website! To start saving on gifts for that cheesy-monster-movie-loving person in your life, visit sainteuphoria.com!

Well, @mnufc.com, it was a good season. But, I've definitely seen better games than the one tonight. Cheers to a better result next year!

Excited to announce that the rough draft edit of my next film, Three Bad Girls Who Find a Gun and Become Vampires, IS COMPLETE! Feature number 20 in as many years. Hell yeah.

How does a Trump cabinet appointee know when a girl becomes a woman? When they no longer want to sleep with them.

I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I think the non-single tracks on the Purple Rain album are better than the singles.

Just found out that my latest film, The Wad: The True Story Behind the Phantom Lake County Chewing Gum Disaster, has won an award at this past weekend's Care Awards Film Festival! I don't WHICH award it's won, I just know it HAS won AN award! A small piece of good news in uncertain times, I guess.

Happy to bring my movie universe to BlueSky and away from that other, crappy app-that-shall-not-be-named. Hope you check out my work @ Patreon.com/Mihmiverse!