absolutely nothing good about the fact that they probably just killed ayatollah khamenei

marge simpson’s sex appeal is timeless and unyielding while lois griffin is considered “of her time” and no longer HOT. the forum mods have requested members do not re-open this discussion thread.

ughh of COURSE google’s AI is a fucking GEMINI… just like my ex!!!!

my life has been a 25-year string of humiliating failures and it hasn’t gotten me horny even once. people with humiliation kinks are the luckiest people on earth

and the brother you trust will never keep your proud head from faaalling

chinese

bpd has been patched out in the new earth update

do you have any idea how much gentile infant blood generating an AI image uses

presinald’s day

valentines

sir? SIR! excuse me, sir. your ideas are thoroughly debunked! THOROUGHLY debunked, i say! good day, sir!

shingles is coming for my ass. i can feel it cooking. any day now

Absolutely never poison

the red album is weezer’s irony guy era

if you’re still doing the “helen keller was a fraud” thing in 2026 you might as well just say die hard is a christmas movie

right side of my sink started leaking. haven't had the chance to put in for maintenance. plugged that side in the meantime. inspector comes for the annual. i tell her about it, but she still opens the faucet, confused as it fills up. now i have a sink full of water i can't drain.

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we need a filipino mao zedong to save san francisco

they should bring back spike tv but let me run it

when i remember a song that influenced me / got me into music i add to a big playlist. as it builds i’m shocked how much of it is pure indie rock. listening exclusively to local alternative radio in the 2000s will do that i suppose but it kind of dwarfs my other fav genres lmao

to my beloved mutuals: i successfully managed to cut scrolling the tl out of my experience on this website a year or so ago, so i'm sorry if it seems like i'm never interacting with you. if you post something you think i'd find funny you can DM it to me. i won't be annoyed

ahhh shit i forgot to do the xxxtentacion thing as soon as i found out. can you guys pretend i did that and laugh

i don’t even hate 21 pilots but tyler joseph is a comically bad lyricist. i’m honestly jealous of how good he is at tricking his fans into thinking he’s a deep, talented poet with any command of language whatsoever because this stuff is so dumb

NOOOOO NO NO NO NO

writing the first cover letter of my entire life i'm getting desperate here

this shit went ridiculously hard when i was 11 (it still goes ridiculously hard) youtu.be/zQxDd93HRKI

[forgetting what the first lady is called] The Wife President of the United States

[forgetting the name of the first would-be trump assassin] lucas cruikshank

fucked up in the crib watchin china beach on howdy

bare minimum next president has to put all these guys in prison immediately

desperately trying to shake off the mandate of heaven. i don’t want it anymore

it is time to listen to the song youtu.be/NSgHGFuPNus

it has been a year of catastrophic personal failures. here’s to another

you know what they say: the blacker the berry, the sweeter the fruit

soundcloud.com/yotesyotesyo... @slaneyinfamo.us i'm going insane this track is in my head so much so often dude

The Devil and Claude are Raging Inside Me

5 minute vent cover

this is an insanely good remix of an insanely shitty punk song i made when i was 18 on an EP you should absolutely buy catboyslim.bandcamp.com/track/rearvi...

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

i love joy

spending christmas in the basement of a 40-year-old theater (don’t ask) soyfacing at everything in the prop storage

best song ever youtu.be/hImy_6B6H88

question for people who do not know how old i am: how old do you think i am

we probably should’ve expected the zoomer conservative turn considering most gen z culture seems to have flown downstream from 4chan since 2020

great song

i was confused as to why olivia nuzzi comes off really charismatic to me when she’s not even hot or a particularly good liar but then i realized she’s just got trump swag. dragon energy

“next up” in 2026: -doing my job -saving your life -nutsack 2009 -pod hates fags -bluey c.k.

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