This is very compelling! Pete Buttigieg just gets it. The sheer humanity in this clip is why I like this man so much, everyone should watch it!!

Whose car we gonna take?

NASA reminded us all that, even in the darkest of times, our flag is still there. 🇺🇸 ❤️

If you’re having a bad day, let me remind you of the maintenance worker in the restroom here at #sfo whose sole tool is a salad tong.

Love the the Artemis crew. Four extraordinary humans: brilliant, disciplined, and deeply mission-driven. What stands out even more than their intelligence is their character. Kindness. Positivity. Humility. Empathy. The future of space exploration shouldn’t just be bold, it should be human. 🚀✨👇

What a Sunday at the #Beach in #sanfrancisco

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Nothing funnier to me than seeing a subscription plea “Sustain Essential Journalism”after reading a mindless list of tweets on @huffpost.com Earth to Arianna-you were essential in putting journalism in its grave about 15 years ago. #irony

#jardiance Commercial update. Since people are too stupid to research perineum, the commercials now just spell out anus and genitals!

The good part about having only 2 teams remaining in the #CFBPlayoff is now the kids can return to class. I’m sure there are projects they can help with and papers to complete.

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

Raise your hand if you’re surprised about the @nba.com betting scandal. It’s only just begun. Opening up to gambling sites as sponsors is as dumb as AA,brought to you by Budweiser. #gambling

This is a must see, now more than ever share.google/SpadMobAkoX9...

OK seriously, am I the only person using Airplane mode?

OK, I pee sitting down. No big deal, but my buddies find it odd when we are hiking.

My favorite icebreaker comment when I’m asked to share something about myself: I’ve peed every time I shower

So fun!

F politicians, let’s go @oaklandballers.bsky.social Summer baseball the way Doubleday intended

Some get some SPF 50 on all these pasty patrons stat. @wimbledonltc.bsky.social #wimbledon #basalcell

I’m pronouncing finger like ginger from now on.

Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.

I cant wait to yell at my kids for not running fast at soccer tonight

Thinking how funny is would have been to explain Cologuard to my either of my grandfathers (both born before 1920). “So what you’re telling me is someone sends you a box…”

Hungary banned anything that “promotes homosexuality,” which means Pride. However, today over 500,000 people in Budapest told the government to fuck off. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.

How this: a paid site to watch vampires and werewolves undress.

Emailed my lawyer to request a during-nup

Overthinking is anxiety algebra.

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Getting out of anesthesia yesterday and the nurse asks what I want to drink. She didn’t laugh at Four Loco #endofhershift

With two grandsons under 2, I'm getting LEGOs surgically implanted in both feet #selfcare

Not trying to brag but I’ve been called “really old” and “not funny at all” by some people I support financially

I stand by my values, which just happen to be comma separated #ineedavacation

Love my community

respect Caitlin for arguing for a foul call on her first basket of the preseason

Time flies

every day i wake up without a breakfast burrito truck in my front yard is bs

Thoughts and Prayers to the kids in my neighborhood without e-bikes. #thestruggleisreal #itsnotfair

In a pinch, Cheeto dust doubles as self-tanner.

1292 days

Clear Lake, CA

Choosing what to watch on #Netflix, I go by the big four: Language, Nudity, Violence, and Smoking

I have more of a Pepperidge Farm to table vibe