I'm in a bar in Ohio watching TV in the middle of the afternoon. Why is there water on my face? UTA

We're scoring goals tonight!

Please give me at least one bright spot for this weekend, Arsenal? Please?

#BVE UTA IYKYK!

It's madness in Paris! Hope you like your goals. I know I do! #UCL

Doesn't have to be anything special, lads. Just stay within yourselves and do your MFing job! You got this! #COYG

One of the side benefits of the Ohio GOP primary media blitz is they are etching the names of the people I will be avoiding in the general deep into my brain.

Dortmund is giving all the Spring in these away kits! 😍

... And exhale, #Gooners. We take the League by the scruff on Sunday.

Is it possible the tension of this match is the cause of my sciatica flare-up? Sitting in this soft, supportive chair at home and not a task chair in the office seems the safest option, just to be on the safe side. #COYG

Love watching the cycling classics! Amazing athletes fighting each other and the elements across landscapes you see in the world great art museums. Today's Paris-Roubaix showing what makes a World Champion. Go Tadij!

It's not over, fellow Gunners. For the last while I've wondered where the spirit of Keown, Adams, and Viera is inside this group. Who on the team sheet is everyone else scared of?

Wouldn't be near the fun without a little struggle, would it fellow Gunners? #COYG

Just an Apollo kid work-geeking as we step off the galactic porch with Artemis II splashing safely down, exactly as planned.

Beautiful words from Victor Glover as I take in a live shot of every living human being from the solar array of #ArtrmisII

Everybody Watches Women's Sports! (And if ya don't ya should!)

Humanities major working in Aerospace Medicine here... Someone clearly hasn't seen a single episode of The Expanse. It's not the humans already there, it's the humans in the cargo hold. In the short-term maybe search "Astronaut Reconditioning" and consider the effects of 8 months in 0G.

Deeply disappointed to see someone from the club I support do this. If someone had snatched my 'locks when I played I'd catch a felony after making sure whoever did it missed more than just one match for the red they deserve. Be better.

When I read about the 11 subs before the window I knew to disregard the end results. So... #USMNT held their own for the first 45 against a world-class roster. EXCEPT Both the goals against bordered on inexcusable. Especially the second. You can't give anyone capable of wearing that jersey 🧵

Yo, #thinktv! This seems like something that folks in SW Ohio deserve to see. Living in Dayton, I know I sure would! Word is no Ohio stations are carrying it.

Well, Lauren James decided this isn't over just yet. Chapeau. Still not winning. #COYG

They think none of The Poors understand orders of magnitude, don't they?

My words for my fellow Gunners struggling with yesterday's results: If there is any icing on this season's cake, yesterday was it. The squad learned that they're going to have to do more than just show up to lay hands on silverware. Better now than a month from now.

When I hear Real and the sportswashers complain about the officiating...

First of four. LFG #COYG

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Those words from that organization.

With my whole Black chest: If they bring him back, I am ALL the way done with MLS. That he has not already been relieved of responsibilities and publicly renounced is disgusting. That this is clearly an open secret at Union speaks ill of them as an org. The silence from HQ is deafening.

we got olivia smith and max dowman.

And then the Supreme Court told White America that everyone means even the Black ones, and rich bigots convinced poor bigots to vote against their own best interests.

Orgasmic! #COYG

GOATs getting their flowers

Got the after work multiview going w/all the ESPNs. I've seen a single mention of the MLS car fixing kerfuffle across three chyrons. Is it a coincidence the betting investigation drops in the same late afternoon as NFL Free Agency and CBB Champions Week?

Covering WWE as if it's unscripted and of equal uncertainty as any other sport blurs that line to an almost transparent gradient.

Enjoy it while you can, kids!

Doing the Lord's work on a Thursday night! Thank you, BlueSky Friend!

Dear Apple TV, I hate this. I miss Crofty and the Gang. Sincerely, American F1 Fan

Robert Plant's side are alright, aren't they, fellow Gunners!

Just got a start reminder of capitalism on @msnowreports.bsky.social @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social with that ad that seems to contradict the channels editorial bent.

If you celebrate

Big Bad. Bill is Sweet William now. William Saliba that is.

I am way too awake to not be caffeinated. Must be MATCHDAY! COYG

Coming from a culture of people that include organ meats as part of their traditional food because we lived in conditions where society enforced poverty on us and it’s all we could afford: this is what you say to people you’re enforcing poverty on.

Yes, I do enjoy my modern life. I just got to see Flamengo put to the sword by Lanus in the driving reason at the Maracaña after the 117 the minute to take the Recopa. Live.

If we don't get some Lacuna Coil today the IOC will have learned nothing from Gojira and Paris 24

Belt in hand! #COYG

And the smooth Segway to watch the Gunners beat spuds is priceless. What a Sunday

knuck if you Hellebuyck