My Fellow Americans, Everything that man touches turns to shit. That is all.

Lawrence on #MSNOW with the best #USSOCER post game ever! We made it kids! Soccer is mainstream America!

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The Royal Belgian Football Federation has published a - very strongly worded and argumented - statement after Fifa's decision to suspend Falorin Balogun's automatic ban for one year, making him eligible for the USMNT's R16 match v. Belgium. Merci à @samindrakunti.bsky.social!

THAT is a clear and obvious error

Game on Japan! giphy.com/gifs/na-gta-...

Appropos of 🌍🏆... Any other USSoccer sickos remember a late FIFA ExCo member's cats on the bird site? Larry seems a worthy successor.

With each crowd shot I am increasingly convinced there is not a single unattractive person in Cabo Verde

The Soccer Gods must love me. #USMNT Black Excellence kicking off for the whole world to see on #Juneteenth LFG!

Is it just me, or does this Brazil side lack aura?

Bring on the Wenger Rule NOW!!

Aaaaaaand there it is. They figured out how to get another drop out of the stone. Kill one of the sports trademarks for 30 pieces of gold. FUCK FIFA

I hate that I'm so happy I'm crying. Let's get this FIFA World Cup kicking!

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

I can't be the only one confused and put off by these #USMNT presentation jackets, or am I just a grumpy old man?

What the duck just happened!?

I love this game, in particular. That my Gunners are in it this year makes today extra special. Sporting merit rewarded. Sustained excellence required. #COYG UTA LFG

Looking at the trophy scenes against the backdrop of Selhurst Park, yesterday felt like a proper old school English footy coronation. There was a vibe from ghosts and echoes down the years that doesn't happen in the antiseptic new places. Our lads deserved it.

This is the good stuff, right here! Congrats #Gunners. It's been a long wait, but it tastes sweet! UTA

Anyone one else feel their pulse kick up just now? My Gunners?

Make me buy whiskey for the right reasons, boys! UTA #COYG

I'm in a bar in Ohio watching TV in the middle of the afternoon. Why is there water on my face? UTA

We're scoring goals tonight!

Please give me at least one bright spot for this weekend, Arsenal? Please?

#BVE UTA IYKYK!

It's madness in Paris! Hope you like your goals. I know I do! #UCL

Doesn't have to be anything special, lads. Just stay within yourselves and do your MFing job! You got this! #COYG

One of the side benefits of the Ohio GOP primary media blitz is they are etching the names of the people I will be avoiding in the general deep into my brain.

Dortmund is giving all the Spring in these away kits! 😍

... And exhale, #Gooners. We take the League by the scruff on Sunday.

Is it possible the tension of this match is the cause of my sciatica flare-up? Sitting in this soft, supportive chair at home and not a task chair in the office seems the safest option, just to be on the safe side. #COYG

Love watching the cycling classics! Amazing athletes fighting each other and the elements across landscapes you see in the world great art museums. Today's Paris-Roubaix showing what makes a World Champion. Go Tadij!

It's not over, fellow Gunners. For the last while I've wondered where the spirit of Keown, Adams, and Viera is inside this group. Who on the team sheet is everyone else scared of?

Wouldn't be near the fun without a little struggle, would it fellow Gunners? #COYG

Just an Apollo kid work-geeking as we step off the galactic porch with Artemis II splashing safely down, exactly as planned.

Beautiful words from Victor Glover as I take in a live shot of every living human being from the solar array of #ArtrmisII

Everybody Watches Women's Sports! (And if ya don't ya should!)

Humanities major working in Aerospace Medicine here... Someone clearly hasn't seen a single episode of The Expanse. It's not the humans already there, it's the humans in the cargo hold. In the short-term maybe search "Astronaut Reconditioning" and consider the effects of 8 months in 0G.

Deeply disappointed to see someone from the club I support do this. If someone had snatched my 'locks when I played I'd catch a felony after making sure whoever did it missed more than just one match for the red they deserve. Be better.

When I read about the 11 subs before the window I knew to disregard the end results. So... #USMNT held their own for the first 45 against a world-class roster. EXCEPT Both the goals against bordered on inexcusable. Especially the second. You can't give anyone capable of wearing that jersey 🧵

Yo, #thinktv! This seems like something that folks in SW Ohio deserve to see. Living in Dayton, I know I sure would! Word is no Ohio stations are carrying it.

Well, Lauren James decided this isn't over just yet. Chapeau. Still not winning. #COYG

They think none of The Poors understand orders of magnitude, don't they?

My words for my fellow Gunners struggling with yesterday's results: If there is any icing on this season's cake, yesterday was it. The squad learned that they're going to have to do more than just show up to lay hands on silverware. Better now than a month from now.

When I hear Real and the sportswashers complain about the officiating...

First of four. LFG #COYG

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Those words from that organization.