Yes, I catcall. I will never apologize for it. I don't care if it's a tabby, Siamese, Persian, domestic short/long hair, or mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me and petting it if possible.

The Turning Point USA Half Time show broken down into two minutes - the highs, the lows, the poor audio production and overuse of pyrotechnics. A 55-year-old man dancing around in shorts. It was everything and nothing all at once.

You ever meet someone that wants two eggs for breakfast - one hard boiled and one fried, then complains that you fried the wrong egg?

My wife and I don't fight. We just agree with each other angrily.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 7 edition" — Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

JEFF BEZOS IS DELIBERATELY DESTROYING THE WASHINGTON POST — AND FOR WHAT? EXTREMELY TEMPORARY GLORY, THAT'S WHAT. IT'S ALL SUCH A WASTE, AS I EXPLAIN IN TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4az6yA8

here's today's post: "literal antichrist speaks at prayer breakfast" — scenes from another stark barking batshit speech. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Stop Leak would have been a good name for an anti-diarrhea medicine.

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit’s big mad, and he’s gonna sue Trevor Noah for all the moneys" — how much is a ‘plenty$,’ anyway? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

No one on this planet should be willing to work for those people in that building that used to be America's house. It's tainted and filthy, and the whole thing should be torched, White House, ballroom, all of it, and the earth salted there.

No, it should be staff and all. No one on this planet should be willing to work for those people in that building that used to be America's house. It's tainted and filthy and the whole thing should be torched, White House, ballroom, all of it, and the earth salted there.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

granular, practical, well organized info here: www.wired.com/story/how-to...

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT DONNY ACTUALLY SHIT HIMSELF DURING YESTERDAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE. I COVER ALL THAT, PLUS MELANIA'S SHITHOLE MOVIE, RUDY GIULIANI'S FUGLY YELLOW JACKET, AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ruuw5n

here's today's post: "shocker! the Littlest Nazi is a bit of an antisemite — because of course he is." just more perfectly normal stuff. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

DON'T BE FOOLED! MINNESOTA IS STILL A WAR ZONE, BECAUSE TOMMY "BAGS-O-CASH" HOMAN IS EVERY BIT THE BLOODTHIRSTY PSYCHOPATH AS THE MINIATURE NAZI-IN-A-TEACUP HE REPLACED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO WHAT MAY BE MY ANGRIEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4a3UNAp

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 31 edition" — Rudy wears it, Donny tears it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Thanks to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for this gem: open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

The whole world is watching. Only Republicans did this. To us, to the world. Only Republicans

“If you raise your voice, I’ll erase your voice.”