If you’re upset about half the internet speculating about your droopy mouth master’s health, wait until I tell you about the times he celebrated the deaths of people he didn’t like, or the time he told people not to “feel sorry” for Joe Biden because he had cancer.

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Hegseth’s Thursday night purge of Generals continues. The Armed Services Commitee must demand he and Army Secretary Dan Driscoll answer questions immediately. And, see if their stories match. This is all very unprecedented and alarming. Especially in a time of war.🚨🇺🇸

Suspicion confirmed: They started the Iran war thinking it’d be easy. Hegseth thought Iran just take it, apparently failing to grasp the difference between a few days of limited bombing and threat of regime change. Very frustrating, since that required dismissing years of scholarship and warnings.

Pete Hegseth — the most unqualified Defense Secretary in modern history — blocked the promotion of two Black & two women Army officers. These are servicemembers who earned their rank, served with distinction, and put their lives on the line for this country — & they deserve better than this mess.

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Iran trolling Trump

Reason will not lead to solution I will end up lost in confusion I don't care if you really care As long as you don't go

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can't understand.

There's a kid outside shouting and playing. It doesn't care about time. It doesn't know about time. It shouts and plays and thinks time is forever. You were once that kid.

Sadly, I believe the Iranians more than Trump, Heggboozer, and Levitt.

in today's post: Donny's daily Iran briefing is a highlight video of shit blowing up, because that's the only way to get the sadistic fuck to pay attention. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

These act-first-and-think-never imbeciles like Donny and Plastered Pete and Liddle Marco Big-Shoes were so high on their own supply that they never imagined Iran would defend itself after being attacked. How clownfuckingly naive is that?

someone made a fuck-ton of money by trading on insider information minutes before Donny announced his imaginary peace deal with Iran. who was it? was it Donny? WILL WE EVER FIND OUT? thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4sOf70V

here's today's post: "Captain Crazypants says Iran gave him a ‘prize,’ and it’s definitely in the room with us right now" — how fucking stupid is this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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