Trump Administration Live Updates: Hegseth Faulted by Pentagon Investigator Over Signal Chat www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12... Dear Pentagon Investigators: Get your resume together. King Lumpy I does not like critics.

Last thought for the evening: I like presidents whose doctors don’t demand they take an immediate MRI of their brain due to their behavior.

Chump endorsement seems to be the kiss of death lately

Quick, call Secretary Kegbreath! I found a drug boat he can bomb. It’s Don Jrs. Yacht and it’s definitely loaded with drugs!

I assume she means everyone who isn’t white.

Like he tried to distance himself from the Signal group chat and the drinking on the job and…

Trumps MRI results are in

White House Turkey 1 to turkey 2: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “yep, we’re both underage females and can’t fly away. We’re going to be fu&$?.”

Things the pardoned turkey thought: A. Oh crap, I’m a young female. He’s going to rape me. B. Why would he pardon me? I wasn’t involved in the insurrection? C. Turkey is going for $1.29/lb. He’s going to sell me to that other guy!

"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole." -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

I’m just going to keep shit posting about this administration all day until he dies, is impeached, or ICE tear gasses me and hauls me away.

X Displays Users’ Locations, Fueling Scrutiny Over Political Accounts www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u... If you’re still live on the other place, all you’re really doing is supporting Russian front accounts and putting more $ in Elmo’s pocket.

Oh thank God! We’ve been saved from having national health care by the congressional performance troupe.

This right here

Sums it up, no?

I found the real piggie

www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne... Hiring only the best and the brightest…

How long before Bondi says “What files? We don’t have any files. Huh?”

A rapist pedophile insulting a woman? No way!

The worst part of all this is when I found out he was a child rapist, I had to think back to be sure that was the worst thing he’s done or not.

Trump Organization Is Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government Real Estate Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w... The trump cartel’s bribery is so out in the open, it’s become completely normalized. Entire sections of our founding legal doctrines have been flushed down the toilet

Has there ever been another person in history that had so many people awaken each morning hoping that he died overnight?

“We’re Starting to Open” -Sincerely, The Floodgate

Pillaging Americas treasures one by one. The trump Cartel.

I know, let’s put a career criminal in charge of justice in America. Sounds like a great idea!

The R’s have total unity. We have a bunch of people who only share the same letter after their name in the congressional directory.

Schumer chosen the Safe Eight to fuck over America

There goes my dream vacation to a FloriBama air B&B!

They’ve just released the POTUS recommended reading list: The Great Fatsby Lard of the Flies The Buffet and I The King James Desert Menu To Eat a Mockingbird Lord of the Onion Rings

Cruelty is the point. Jay Fatsby needs to keep letting everyone know he only feels good when others suffer.

When they prosecute a guy who tossed a sandwich but ignore the guy whose been pissing in our drinking water in public for 11 months, you know justice is a thing of the past.

Backstage at the Ms. Teen USA pageant. Pedo at work.

Great job with the economy you orange lard ass!

Bahaaaaahaaaaaa!

Welcome back reality! It’s been a while.

The internet has a long memory

It’s day 34 of the shutdown. Chump has 34 felonies. See any patterns here?

This is chump’s new toilet. It’s scared shitless.

While you and I are looking for our next meal and pondering how to give our children healthcare, Crusty The Baby King is installing golden toilets and eating Wagu hamburgers on your dime.

Hey, stop worrying so much. You only need to be worried about this administration if: -You need health care -Eat food -Have non white complexion -Are female -LGBTQ -Like to go boating -Are a grandmother walking near ICE agents Relax.

Yep...

Today’s advice is: don’t live your life so that millions of people don’t wake up and read the obituaries hopefully every day looking for your name.