Paul Hogan sort of fell of my radar. Always thought he was a bit so so. Calling the no idea leader a pelican changes the perception of him a bit. I assume pelican is derogatory. Can someone explain it?

Get fucked abc. It is not even a thing except in a deluded fascists head. Stop giving it air.

Who's behind Australia's anti-abortion movement? youtu.be/kBDbXs2LOUA?...

Just can't help myself. The press council can go kiss my old hairy bum.

Bugger. Went to scroll the globe on maptap and it registered my podgy finger. Only 7859km out😂. Still got 822 though.

Dr Westerman's piece. You may have read it, if not, please read. doi.org/10.1080/1328...

Feel like a dance around the kitchen. Cable ties same for me. Ripper tune. They have plenty more. m.youtube.com/watch?v=avlI...

As usual, Ronni Salt "tells it like it is".

Here's @ronnisalt.bsky.social. "Where One Nation lies".

Zohranist Mamdanism may not be your cup of tea but it's hard to argue he's not doing stuff. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Fuck me @SBS, enough of the shitty ads. Lobby our gov for some extra cash to rid ourselves of this pox.

Hear a bang on your window. No birds were harmed, it flew away.

Well done to whoever did this.

Daughter in Sydney filled up on diesel yesterday as price was down. It was 8c lower this morning. She was just having a little tanty about NSW not having fuelwatch.

Fuck ads on SBS. Gov should give them some of the money abbot took away if they promise to piss the ads off

Guess which one was bought from woolies. Both the same price.

Sun set on the Eyre hwy. I'll be home tomorrow.

Well worth reading and passing on. Louise Adler sets the record straight on Adelaide Writers' Week johnmenadue.com/post/2026/03...

Advance can only push their agenda with unfettered publicity from msm and social media, both places where they face no scrutiny. Undercover at the Advance conference www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2026/02/28/u... via @thesaturdaypaper.com.au

Look who popped their head out to say hello as I walked past

Do your brain a favour. Have a read. Have a laugh, but it's a serious read. The American Empire’s Barbed-Wire Canoe theaimn.net/the-american...

Do your ears a favour.

Have a read. Makes sense.

My weekends work. Turning 4 300x50 west Australian Marri boards into planks ready to be laminated for a table top.

Five years after feral cats were removed from inside the Western River Refuge on Kangaroo Island, populations of endangered species have boomed.

Is substack on the naughty list for small children? Every time I click a link to substack it wants me to confirm my age. They won't be getting any info from me and the Nazi platform can go fuck itself. Good riddance.

Live music. What's not to like! Have a listen and tap along.

The list will be long. Disgraceful behaviour from Adelaide festival.

This sums it all up quite nicely. Please read.

Another way too long post about the season of surprises during my very quick trip back to Australia. I'm exhausted. Keeping secrets is hard work! rick-morton.ghost.io/surprise-so-...

Here's me. "Weaponising the Bondi tragedy is a betrayal of all our children"

Things I don't miss. Number 2 child home visiting for the holidays.

The view from my beer chair this evening. After a disastrous day yesterday. We are finally here. Halligans bay tomorrow morning to see the receding waters of lake Eyre.

Another #ThickTrunkTuesday Flinders ranges South Australia. If you get the chance, take a couple of days exploring here. Well worth it.

The view from my beer chair. Rawnsley station stay, North of Hawker, Flinders range, South Australia

A wee chunk of wood. Orroroo, South Australia. #ThickTrunkTuesday

Another lazy start to a Sunday

A little bit more from Athens.

Fair bit of this around Athens.

Ignore the bright yellow big label. Have a listen. Australian politics should listen and maybe learn. youtu.be/x9shYzSrm_Y?...

The son of Bayswater bridge is born.

Fuck you ch7. I'm going to listen to the footy on the radio. I will not watch your crappy delayed telecast.

Have a read, it's only 5 minutes. Then tell your friends.

Well worth the read.

A beautiful evening. NW of Sydney.

SBS running ads tonight for visit Texas. Wtf.

Camping at mystery bay, NSW. The possums are driving the mutts mad. Last night it was a wombat. Can't wait to get home to only be annoyed by roos, emus and bogans.