Imagine getting raptured and your last text was ‘k.’ 😬 #Rapture2025 #Rapture

Cute, in charge, and fully aware of it. Rent is due in cuddles, humans. 👑🐾 #caturday #cats #tortie #tortitude

My review of The Exorcist’s House: Resurrection by @spookywv.bsky.social is up! Turns out demons don’t pay rent, but they’re really committed to home ownership. 🏚️😈 #HorrorBooks #SpookyReads #HorrorCommunity #DarkFiction #ReadersOfHorror

Mine. #caturday

Running on the all-meat platform — no skin in the game. #politics

Finished the latest episode of Dexter: Resurrection. Incredible. 10/10. Loved how they casually ripped my heart out, stomped on it, and handed it back like “thanks for watching.” #DexterResurrection #Dexter

Following me has its perks: thanks to my ADHD paralysis, you won’t get spammed. Downside? The second I escape the rut you’re getting 47 posts in a row like I just discovered the internet. 😅 Current state: Paralysis #adhd #adhdlife #adhdhumor #RelatableAF

Oh sure, you worked hard today. Tell me more while I recover from my 18-hour nap. #CatsofBluesky

You ever say something totally normal (to you), but then watch someone’s face change and you realize—apparently—you’ve just committed social murder? Like… my brain wasn’t trying to be mean. It was just… fact. And now I’m spiraling about it. Anyway, I need my people. 🫠 #AuDHD #Neurospicy #ADHDLife

In the woods, the pages turn, Secrets hide, and questions burn. A crimson blade to mark the scene, Where nothing’s ever what it seems. Follow, like, and stake your claim, Ten will win, but none the same. Read the book, chase down the clue— This bookmark’s waiting just for you. #booksky #reader

All of those who also worship at the altar of wrestling and Weird Al — reveal yourselves. My husband’s on here being unintentionally hilarious because he’s socially awkward as hell. Follow him for the kind of comedy gold you can’t write — trust me, I’ve tried. #booksky #wrestling #aew #wwe

Am I too late? Did I miss #Caturday again? Anyway — In the Woods Somewhere by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social, is officially paw-approved by Wilma Gene herself. 10/10 literary critics agree: all books should come with fluff-based endorsements. #Booksky #Books #ThrillerReads #TBR #BlueSkyBooks

The “Canadian Constitution Foundation” (CCF) — aka Crayon-Chomping Fuckwits — says hiking bans violate our rights. 1️⃣ You don’t speak for me. 2️⃣ Your right to frolic ends where my property line begins. Fuck all the way off, Karen. 🖕Sit on it and rotate. #NSFires #CCF #NS #NovaScotia #GetFucked

Just dropped a review of The Flesh King by Richard Kadrey (@richardkadrey.bsky.social). It’s got: 💀 murder dads 🍖 sentient meat 🧃 emotional damage 🔫 a girlboss with a gun My review is 2,000 words of sarcasm, viscera, and spiritual damage. Read it. #BookSky #BookReview #HorrorLit #BookRecommends

Just dropped my review of Down by the Water by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social. Two men. One haunted woman. Endless emotional damage. Binge it or Burn it? You already know. 🩸Read it on Substack for chaos. 💀Goodreads for calm. #Book #ARC #Booksky

Stephen Colbert looked America dead in the eye and told Trump to go f**k himself—on live TV. It was poetic. It was cathartic. It was epic. Put it in the history books under “Things That Healed and Unified the Nation.” #Colbert #Trump #IconicTV #GoFuckYourself #BlessedAndUnbothered

Redbubble’s got Sandman Slim merch on sale and my wallet just burst into flames. If you don’t know the book, here’s my review 👇 If you don’t know @richardkadrey.bsky.social, give your head a shake and go fix your life. #TBR #Merch #Booksky #Bookstagram #Book #UrbanFantasy #Bookish #MustRead

When I was 16, I got caught cheating on my girlfriend at a Wheatus concert. You'll never guess what she called me when I saw her in school the next day.

Remember that time I did a book review on Sandman Slim by @richardkadrey.bsky.social? No? Well here you go. You’re welcome. 😈 Like. 😇 Follow. 💀 Reskeet like your unholy little life depends on it. #Booksky #UrbanFantasy #Noir #RichardKadrey #BookReview #TBR #Books #BooksOfBluesky

Remember that time I wrote a book review for The Devil’s Advocate by @stevecavanagh.bsky.social? No? Cool, let’s fix that. Go read it now, shall we? 🔥 Twists, courtroom chaos, and moral grey areas await. #BookReview #ARC #Booksky #Bookblr #ReadingCommunity

Just dropped my review of The Housemaid and y’all… I did not see that twist coming. Millie had me screaming at the book like Trump hearing Sidney Powell took a plea deal. 💀 Unhinged thoughts? Substack. Professional face? Goodreads. #Booksky #BooksOfBluesky #Books #Review #TBR

Just dropped my review of She Didn’t See It Coming by @sharilapena3k.bsky.social on Substack. It’s giving hot messes, hotter lies, and brunch with a side of felony. 💅 Like, follow, and reskeet this post to help a chaotic little reviewer haunt more TBRs. #Booksky #BlueSkyBooks #TBR #ShariLapena

🚨 Book review drop 🚨 I just lost my entire book-girl mind over Death Becomes Her by @inaharrington.bsky.social and screamed about it on Substack. Haunted girls. Morally grey hot people. If you like your books gothic, grief-soaked, and sharp enough to bleed—this one’s calling. #DarkAcademia #TBR

🩸 New review is live! The Pale House Devil by @richardkadrey.bsky.social. Haunted mansions, dead hitmen, cursed bloodlines, and one girl trying not to break. Short, sharp, and soaked in supernatural horror. #Booksky #BookReview

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 Proud to be from the land of butter tarts, bagged milk, and people who say “sorry” like it’s a full-time job. We may be polite, but don’t mess with us—we’ve got healthcare, humour, and geese with a vengeance. True North, strong, free, and a little unhinged (in the best way). 🦫🪿

Just a lil loaf of love recharging her purr battery. 💕🐾

Reposting my husband's blog where he bravely recalls surviving my grammar. Yes, I said “literally” wrong. Yes, I made a cross-stitch to troll him. And no, I’m not sorry. Love means never letting him forget. Love is patient. Love is petty. 💅 #Blog #WeirdAl #Satire #Music #WeirdAlYankovic #Married

New post on my husband’s Substack and it’s all about @alyankovic.bsky.social I mean…how could you go wrong? It’s Weird Al. The man made accordion cool (I am not saying again)…but you know—he made it cool after it wasn’t. 🫠 #WeirdAl #Substack #Parody

In the Woods Somewhere by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social just dropped & it’s giving: anxiety, gunshots mid-phone call, morally gray hot mess heroine, and a plot that RUINS you. Read it. Regret nothing. Go buy it. It’s a reasonable price & your next fixation. #BookSky 📚👉 tinyurl.com/ITWSBSamEvans

Here are my thoughts on “bad” book reviews: No, they’re not mean. Yes, I’ve written them. No, I’m not sorry. If you want sugarcoated lies, I’m not your girl. If you want honesty with f-bombs and Stephen King references? Read the blog. 💋📚🔥 #BookReviewer #Booksky #Booktok #Bookstagram #Bookthreads

Sam’s book In the Woods Somewhere drops TOMORROW! Wishing her all the good things. 💥📚 Go check her out — @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social great little author, big talent. #InTheWoodsSomewhere #IndieAuthor #TBR #BookLaunchVibes #Booksky #booktok #Bookstagram #ThrillerReads #books #Blueskybooks

My review of Aloha from Hell by @richardkadrey.bsky.social Kadrey is live—dressed like it’s headed to a demon exorcism and brunch. If you haven’t read Sandman Slim & Kill the Dead, you’re missing the most blasphemous, badass urban fantasy out there. #BookTok #Booksky #Bookstagram #Bookthreads

Finished None of This Is True by Lisa Jewell. Wanted madness, got a beige spiral in a knockoff true crime doc. 🥴 The vibes were there, the impact wasn’t. Follow if your takes wear black eyeliner, listen to murder podcasts, and set fires just to watch the plot develop. 🖤 #BookSky #BookReview

📣 Hey you. Yes, you. 🛑 Stop scrolling and pre-order this damn book. 📚 Support indie authors. 😎 Be cooler than everyone else. #BookTok #TBR #AmReading #Booksky #IndieAuthor #BookRecommendation

📚 I was in a book slump… but I’m BACK, baby 😈💅 Just devoured Riley Sager’s The Only One Left and oooo she was twisty 🖤 Review is prim on Goodreads 👓 but the real juice is on Substack ✨ Follow for unhinged reviews! #AmReading #BookReview #ThrillerBooks #BookTok #BookLover #ReadersOfBlueSky

I started a few socials to talk about books I love, hoping to find a little community. But it’s mostly silence. I won’t beg for followers—it feels hollow. I just wanted the words to matter to someone. Might be easier to slip back into being a quiet fan with no one to share it with. #Booksky

Me: Just gonna tuck in for a nice lil nap. Wilma: Already under the sheets like a tiny demon burrito, waiting to maul anything that dares wiggle. I moved my foot. She activated like a landmine. There was violence. I no longer nap. I negotiate. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Cats #Tortie #Tortitude

Some scenes were filmed right down the street from me 😱 One of the GOAT King books, if you ask me. Small-town horror hits different when it’s your actual small town 🩸📚 #StephenKing #HorrorTok #BookTok #HorrorBooks #BookLover #NovaScotia #FilmingLocation #SpookySeason #ReadersOfBlueSky

🚨 BREAKING: WEIRD AL IS AN ALCHEMIST 🚨 Or at least, my husband is. 🧪✨ Expect: 🔮 Alchemy 🎸 Parody 🧠 Mind-bending insights 💥 Chaos Click or risk missing out on the weirdest corner of the internet. 🤪 #WeirdAlVibes #Alchemy #SubstackCreators #StayWeird #MadScience #WeirdHumor #WeirdAl #Music #Blog

🌲 In the Woods Somewhere by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social is a grower! Atmospheric, gripping—highly recommend! 💥 Free chapter here: linktr.ee/sam_evans_wr... 👉 Grab the book and support a new voice in fiction! #BookRecommendations #AmReading #BookCommunity #IndieAuthor #DebutNovel #BooksOfBlueSky

📚💀 NEW REVIEW DROP 💀📚 For my ✨unhinged✨ book goblins: I tore into Daisy Darker by @alicefeeney.com and came out feral. 📖 If you’re into #DarkReadsOnly, #ChaoticReads, or just need more #EmotionalDamageReads in your life… this one’s calling. #BookReview #Bookstagram #BookTok #Thriller #TBR #Booksky

@richardkadrey.bsky.social’s auctioning off a TUCKERIZATION + custom cocktail to raise 💸 for trans rights. My broke ass is JEALOUS but reposting anyway. If I could bid, I would’ve already sold a kidney. #TransRights #KadreyAuction #BookNerdProblems #Books #Booktok #Blueskybooks #Booksky #Bookish 🖤📚

Just posted my new review for Best of All Worlds by Kenneth Oppel 🖤 Started strong. Then trapped me in one boy’s POV spiral while better characters got sidelined. Mackenzie deserved better. I deserve better. We all deserve better. 😤 #BookReview #BestOfAllWorlds #YAfiction #BooksWithBite

It’s Gemini season ♊️ I’m reading 3 books, forgetting all their plots, and spiraling in ✨aesthetic✨ This post is late. So am I. Blame the stars and my TBR. #GeminiSeason #BookChaos #ManiacalBookReviews #CurrentlyReading #TooManyBooksTooLittleFocus 📚💫🖤

🏳️‍🌈 Everyone’s welcome here. ✨ Queer, trans, ace, bi, pan, loud, weird—bring it. 📚 If you love books, you’ve got a home @ManiacalBookReviews. #Pride #BookTok #Booksta #LGBTQ #QueerBooks #IndieReviewer #InclusiveReads #Pride2025

Dale 🧢 and Redcorn 🌿 are gone. One to time ⏳. One to hate 💔. Both unforgettable ✊. “You broke one rule — but we broke every mold.” Loved by many 💖. Never forgotten 🌈. You mattered. You helped others feel seen 👁️🕊️. #KingOfTheHill #LGBTQ #RestInPower #RIP #VoiceActors #NeverForgotten #Justice

🚨 Just finished Jennifer Hillier’s Freak — slow burn for 75%, then BAM! 🤯💥 That final 25% slapped! 🔪 Dark, twisted, and totally addictive. Who else loves a killer payoff? 👀👇 Drop a 👍 if you’re all about those jaw-dropping endings & follow for more wild reads! 🚀✨ #BookTok #ThrillerReads #FreakyVibes

👀 Just dropped my review of Jennifer Hillier’s Creep! 🕵️‍♀️ Suspense, twists, and chills for days. 😱 Who else loves a thriller that keeps you guessing? 🤔👇 Smash that 👍 if you’re ready to get creeped out & follow for more! 🚀✨ #BookReview #ThrillerVibes #MustRead

For my birthday: Husband = chaos god ⚡and Wilma = furry accomplice 🐾 Got me a signed Sandman Slim 📖🖤 by @richardkadrey.bsky.social = the reason I read 😈 Not quite Misery obsessed… but close. #SandmanSlim #Reviewer #Books #Booksky #ItsMyBirthday #BookishChaos #SignedAndPossessed #BookReviewerTrash

🚨Free ARC Chapter - Review Addendum: In The Woods Somewhere by @sam-evans-writer.bsky.social Brad’s chapter is a slow burn of guilt and grief, unraveling secrets that linger like shadows in the woods 🌲 Free chapter in my review below 👇 #MiniReview #ARCReview #SamEvans #Booksky #BooksOfBluesky