MLB needs to be better. I'll always remain a critic until there is a position player named Jhostynxon Yastrzemski.

How do you get rid of Catholics real quickly? Put them down a parish-chute.

You're my favorite late night host Mr. Colbert

Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card Having fun isn't hard When you've got a library card Come on inside We've got everything you need There's plenty to do Or you can just sit and read

🍓fields 4eva

Yo-yo flex on fat cat

OMG the Eugene Police Dept is full of misogynistic, racist cops?! 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏼‍♂️#sarcasm Hey Chief Skinner! We don't want you protecting and promoting these POS officers and your terrible leadership anymore. Step the fuck down.

Attending an industry consortium workshop, and I will just say that a certain company's abbreviation of their "Command Line Interface" tool needs to be reconsidered.

😿 when you are going bankrupt trying to maneuver through these astronomical petrochemical price times, just remember how hard big oil has had it the last 20 years. Shed a tear for those frackers.

Can't win them all Bruins. #GoDucks💚💛

Just going to leave this here. Sure UCLA is the best in NCAA baseball, but they're still acting like a bunch of a-holes. #GoDucks💛💚

My kid just told me brunettes are dried out gingers. His words not mine.

Happy "No Blisters on Nick Lodolo's Fingers" Day for all those who celebrate.

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'Merica's back baby! 🍔🍟 youtube.com/shorts/Ak-5b...

And the Atlanta Braves

Before Cindy Crawford there was Lauren Holly youtu.be/2d58SLUuEuQ?...

May the 4th be with you always.

Yesterday at Silver Falls, Oregon

May the Fourth Be with You. Always

How to giraffe couples relax? They watch Neckflix and chill.

Can someone here mash up Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" with King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?

Angel Laya 13 Home Runs as a Freshman #Oregon #Big10

Low hanging fruit dad joke

Burke Lee Mabeus taking the lead away from Washington with a 3-run bomb in the 8th! #GoDucks💛💚 Huck the Fuskies

And you stare at me in your Jesus Christ pose.

Out in the left field bleachers today. Burk Lee Mabeus has been mashing all weekend long. #GoDucks💚💛 Nittany Lions 0 Ducks 2 ⬇️4️⃣

In Cal We Trust #goms

Choir Director pronouns: he/hymns

Sunday waffle party! (For my outie)

Shots fired at the Correspondence dinner (lobby) at the Hilton. Alleged shooter is eliminated.

Best moment of my day was driving down I-5 and my 7 yo son says, "Adult Shop?" And without missing a beat answers his own question, "that's where you go to get a new adult when yours dies."

Does Wally still have a job?

Hallowed: any place Trump has yet to desecrate Hollowed: Trump's head

Conner Joe: legendary Mariner

Congrats to Bryce Boettcher, Mr. Eugene. Draft by Colts fourth round 135th pick

Next season of Last of Us after the budget cuts.

When a secret agent dies, MI-6 has to use their undertaker special agent: Shovel O 7.

Wish he'd go back to telling women not to take the Tylenols. He can't complete war.

wheeeeeeee!

Rockies, what are you doing baby?

Civil War game is intense.

LGM

Never a doubt 😂 LFGM

BREAKING: The New York Mets have won a baseball game.

Today is the day that the Mets will win a game.

Every time the Dodgers lose, Decoy doesn't get another book deal. #ThingsYouCanBetOn

Labor Secretary Resigns FBI Director on Defense for Being a Drunk AOC Owns RFK Virginia Makes MAGA Cry