guys please like this im so fucking scared right now

for some reason i get a lot of celebrity doppelgängers in my store like a LOT. most notably two joel perez, one alex brightman, and, one jeffery epstien. today it was michael cusack and it was so uncanny that i literally made the effort to do my job and talk to him to see if he was australian

i had a mini epiphany about a certain blake roman song #clancybearer #twentyonepilots #clique #cliqueart #travelsong idk how to hashtag things

my favorite thing about blake roman is he is never going to sing the correct lyrics to poison and i dont think he cares

listening to blake roman with headphones on is all fun and games until he starts moaning in your ear and you get the ick and have to skip the song because despite the title you DONT like it

more speaker of god please more liz callaway

stephanie beatriz is such a talented singer and hazbin decided to give her a song that was bad for her range in season 1 and the worst song in the whole show in season 2

im so lost with niffty. so lost. what is happening. who is she.

guys ill admit when im wrong

FDUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 1. HEARVMY HOPE 2. brighterlivetolivewhenithinkaboutthefuture

BALDVETTE

shok wav knowing vox as father and daddy im crying

ive been waiting for the intro to change to the vox one all season

um. um. um. um. 1.brighterlivetolivewhenithinkaboutthefuture 2. hear my hope

i showed you my duck please respond

i didnt expect lucifer bondage right off the bat

these are good too

this picture used to be of the brighton biter but i think we should repurpose it using with better people because its a super funny picture

Labelling something as a raffle that's not actually a raffle and having so many influential people/fans be there is mega suspect and makes me think they picked big creators first and the rest of us second.

“ill let you know if they go back in stock”

also preemptively i know some of my final rankings without hearing literally any of them except for the snippets of the last one 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. hear my hope

i dont even work full time i work 34 hours a week so why am i so burnt out and drained from working

im not even in the group chat

sorry im fucking stupid i put losin streak twice 1. losin streak 2. vox dei 3. vox populi 4. bad with us 5. love in a bottle 6. easy

leave me out of this

if you say no ill kill myself

guys do you have a crush on me why or why not

i could never forget him

im sorry. im rewatching. 1. losin streak 2. vox dei 3. vox populi 4. bad with us 5. losin streak 6. easy :/ easy still sucks

i was INSTANTLY horrified by easy it took SECONDS and i cant believe that happened

who did this scene i need to kiss their head

next 6 songs of season 2 ranked objective and correct 1. losin streak 2. vox populi 3. bad with us 4. losin streak 5. vox dei 6. easy :/

IM KILLING MYSELF I HATE HAZBIN HOTEL

BLAKE ROAMN ANGELDSITSY IM HAVING HEART PALOYARIOS. IM CEUINGI CMAT BRETAHNE TJEAT RHEFKFK

“i dont have time for this lesbian drama”

DID HE JUST SAY MAKE HELL GREAT AGAIN MHGA

I love these dumbasses so much

play roblox with your trio @blu3hairedmess.bsky.social @britishqueer.bsky.social

“you have quite the busy day ahead of you i see” SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP DIE DIE PLEASE GET INTO AN ACCIDENT

i cant name a staff member that didnt cry today

connor was making sure everyone knows someone was getting arrested in his parking lot

where the fuck are you people putting the hangers from the clothes you try on why are you giving me back clothes without the hangers

those saucy fucks at crumbl cookie need their dicks sucked ill tell you that gooddamn holy shit oh fuck

BEER IS DISGUSTING DONT DRINK THAT EVER

HOW DARE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

amir is late

i fucking love niffty by the way and i dont think people talk about her character or kimiko enough and part of me wants everyone to smarten up about that but the other part of me wants to continue to gatekeep my small underground roach killer and her hot sexy talented amazing va

“ella…. wait…. why is he kind of ripped.” “oh wow. why he kindaaaa” “i was NOT expecting that. wow. weird seeing them without clothes. alastor…” SHUT UP

i think this weeks episodes turned my sister into an alastor girlie and i dont really know where i stand on that

charlie morningstar is fucking batshit