Omnibus Out of Context
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From the Omnibus podcast featuring Ken Jennings and John Roderick. Fan account.
I came over twice and both times there was a present in my shoes.
about 16 hours ago
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I would love for my office to to be bandied as the nexus of world control.
1 day ago
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I had the opposite of Sunday scaries.
2 days ago
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Maybe it’s because it’s bullet points. Maybe Madison should have thought of putting the rest of the Constitution in the form of a PowerPoint.
2 days ago
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Christopher: In parks, they live lives of quiet desperation and intense boredom. John: Like the English.
3 days ago
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Seattle was just a bunch of tarps thrown over a log in 1852.
4 days ago
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There’s got to be a better workaround than a jar of peanut butter in your coat.
5 days ago
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What’s weird is you showed up naked and on a school bus.
6 days ago
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There was no Amazon guy, peeing in his truck, bringing you a live monkey.
6 days ago
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Thank goodness Ken left so the show could actually get to that next level of people knowing things and caring.
7 days ago
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J: Futurelings, social media was an unholy trash fire. K: That implies that there are holy trash fires. J: What if you’re burning Bibles? It’s a holy trash fire.
7 days ago
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Back then we didn’t call it mid-century architecture. It was just architecture.
8 days ago
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This is the latest we’ve ever got to Nazis.
9 days ago
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I think I got hit by a truck at some point and this is my afterlife. I just record incoherent podcasts for eternity.
10 days ago
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“Peak Dad” is you do something that is cool, but your kids do not think is cool.
11 days ago
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I really leaned into the fact that you and I are both the color of wind blown sand and just put on an outfit of sand.
11 days ago
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If a flag touches the ground, you have to burn it. If a Bible touches the ground, don’t you have to burn it?
12 days ago
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I’m a nerd with free time and too much disposable income.
12 days ago
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[Sometimes my generated transcript adds a bonus layer of humor.]
12 days ago
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I’m even at the point where I’m suspicious of my own preference.
12 days ago
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All of nakedness is a little scary.
13 days ago
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I think I’m mirroring the average listener here as these long pauses proliferate.
14 days ago
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Does the flagon with the dragon have the pellet with the poison?
14 days ago
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There’s a Christian case for magnetic tape. God smiles on magnetic tape.
15 days ago
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Someone’s approving of something I’m doing. It’s the main thing humans want.
15 days ago
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Would you describe being shot in the back of the head as a form of sickness?
16 days ago
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I’m clearly the Joe Rogan of the left.
16 days ago
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If a court-appointed lawyer has heard it once, they’ve heard it a thousand times: “The devil possessed my cat and made me pretend to be Edward II.”
17 days ago
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Ultimately it’s not going to be an efficient system if grandmas are out there piloting their ’87 Civics.
17 days ago
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The only way that device could be more America was if it spat out Big Macs as it took you on your trip.
18 days ago
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Your reward is you recoup, at most, a half to a third of your costs.
18 days ago
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John: I’ve detected, in your accent, a little bit of Midwestern. Maybe high Midwestern. Am I close? Andrew: Very high Midwestern. Toronto. John: That's as high in the Midwest as you can get!
19 days ago
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Most Canadians — when they talk about their “rich life” out of work — it’s hockey or listening to Rush or being drunk.
19 days ago
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K: Is your linoleum not shiny? J: Does the spearmint lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
20 days ago
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Who will think of the NFT owners?
21 days ago
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You thought you were going to get curly fries and instead you got a family.
21 days ago
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If I had to choose a thing to come through a pneumatic tube, it would not be a pea or a tampon. It would not be a train. It would be a horny letter.
22 days ago
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The rest of the show should just be you listing things you drank once.
22 days ago
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Yeah, yeah, no, we love Satan. We’re just lazy.
22 days ago
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They know more about your culvert out back of your house than they do about the Space Needle.
23 days ago
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No one knows what a police scientist is, but he’s gonna be a police scientist because that means he’s a moral authority figure.
23 days ago
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We don’t believe in the great man theory of history here on Omnibus, except when we study one of these remarkable prodigy children who from birth is destined to be a huge weirdo.
24 days ago
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The last thing you want is a Disney detective knocking on your door.
24 days ago
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Being a doctor of nursing is like being a nurse of doctoring.
25 days ago
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A couple is three!
26 days ago
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I thought, as you’re transitioning away from Ken, you might want a white middle-aged man with ties to BYU to help ease that journey.
26 days ago
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J: That was the whole promise of the United States. K: Day drinking.
26 days ago
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Listen, I hate Illinois Nazis, but I also hate Russian bot farms.
27 days ago
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J: When did Alan Alda replace Burt Reynolds in anything? K: In my dreams.
27 days ago
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America: didn’t really have it all figured out.
28 days ago
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