He has cometh!

The universe’s greatest idiot returns! (Gruntleigh not Martin)

Things are going well.

How familiar are you with Harry Styles’s Aperture?

The energy I bring to Bluesky

I finally won something.

Me returning from Panda’s Books and Records with my haul, making sure the drain baboons don’t steal my books.

Meet Gregory.

Totally real photo of me. No AI at all.

Well, that’s enough about you. How am I?

It’s a BBC rule now that every single programme has to have a drag queen on it! Look what’s on the next Attenborough show! Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore! #BBC #dragqueen #licencefee

Supermarket on a Friday! Never making that mistake again! I’ve bugger all to post about.

Woke up. Did stuff. Nap time.

What people are saying… “The best book of the year” “Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible” “Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”

Last week was WORLD BOOK DAY and us Ogrons told to turn up dressed as our favourite book characters! Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com) But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..? It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄

@gruntleigh.bsky.social Now what have you been up to?

My goodness, when did knee pads get so expensive?

Big Shop Notes A seal is heard in another aisle. The refurbishment continues. I’ve no idea where anything is anymore. They have disturbed my flow. Bakery and pizzas gone. Cafe next.

PROOF!!

Little Shop Notes It is with great sadness that I have to announce the death of the bestest doggy, Vincent. His human One Man Twin has been still doing their walk twice a day for a couple of weeks now. This weekend he did the walk with his Twin brother. No Vincent. So sad.

Sup?

Little Shop Notes I said hello to Mate behind the counter. He said hello as if he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. They still aren’t selling newspapers. Despite him promising me they would be for the last 14 months. Good job I gave up doing that every morning.

Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite To the fringe of democracy inside out Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves Stop the leaden feet of poor management Decent, you people, decent

Like the coiled harm of a tiger’s bitter bite To the fringe of democracy inside out Free wheeling is the closest thing to being awake Arise those with the fortitude to suffocate themselves Stop the leaden feet of poor management Decent, you people, decent

Cats or puppies or whatever people are interested in these days. Let’s just pretend I wrote something about one of those and that it was great and everyone liked it.

Day er…lost count. Are we all giving up and going back to Twitter yet?

Day four. Twitter is full of people saying Trump is a terrible person and Blue Sky is full of people saying Trump is a terrible person. Not seeing the huge difference yet.

Day three. Meh. Er…hedgehogs are great.

Day two. Still here. Hate the app’s keyboard set up. End of report.

Yeah right whatever.