Galar: masterforge something Me: okay The equipment to be masterforged:

I sent my cat into the trenches (my bathtub) to fight a terrifying battle for me (chase and kill a spider I saw in there). He ate it (and swallowed it!) and seemed very surprised and frazzled by the sensation of it moving in his mouth. At least it looked like he had fun chasing it.

I remember when I was a sophomore in high school a senior in art club quizzed me on how to spell "queue." His attempt to stump me failed. He asked the wrong person if he wanted a "well Actually" moment; high school Obsidian was too sharp at spelling for his little game

Hanging out with the mower under a tree until it stops raining again because I just want to get this done

The social anxiety won again and I did not walk into the liquor store while I was out

I somehow always forget how different SE summer rain is from PNW fall-spring rain. It's like a literal shower outside and comes on in less than a minute

Mmh. Gotta go to the liquor store tomorrow. I've been experimenting with making cocktails lately

Smith Rock is one of the most wonderful little-known places in Oregon!

Just been repeatedly upgrading these, gonna demonforge them when they get to lv10. I just want a weapon that actually matches my class. #Orna

I like rats, rocks, and singing. That's me

Never was there more effective birth control than working in a restaurant that serves children

Another episode of the nightly classic, Obsidian Complains

You know what would be GREAT. If we didn't take kids under 7 in the restaurant. I'm gonna lose it this weekend; there are so many kids and toddlers on property

I think I'm gonna buy some unhinged bumper stickers. I deserve it

Wow I've been typing with Colemak on my phone for so long that switching back to QWERTY actually throws me off and slows me down a bit lmao.

It's rats and civil disobedience for me

JESUS my supervisor and I just scared the SHIT out of each other

I think I've been dreaming a little more than usual lately

Anyway I miss the PNW, both sides of the Cascades. I went back to my hometown in my dream last night. I hope I actually get to go back to WA someday.

gale was the model for "this rat that stares at gay people" happy pride, y'all. he is still out there, staring at you from heaven

GRAHHH HERE THEY ARE IN ALL THEIR SMOOTH ROUND GLORY

I'm so pumped to see the intro for P4Re

I'm mowing the lawn and my mom called so I turned off the mower. The moment I shut it off the cat came running over meowing like "OH HEY ARE YOU DONE NOW? PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

Not my department director calling me at 8:37 AM with a question about payroll 😭 bruh not all of us wake up that early

I gotta change the DVD...... But it would mean disturbing him...... Choices 😫

I gotta get up to change the DVD but I'd disturb my cat :-(

AAAAAHHH I miss the climate of the PNW

Okay. Survey: When you eat peaches, do you eat the skin?

Artists, QRT with your style range! idk man. rats.

kitty sent me yogurt pics to fill the rat-shaped void while im at moms

Coworkers: "you're gay!" "I mean, yeah, probably, but I don't care about that right now" I immediately thought of "I'm probably nonbinary but I have a job so idrc about that rn"

Prime time golden hour show high fly above another moon onward to the rainbow get ready for our expedition

Coworker, from another room: (choking noises) Coworker: ...I think I just swallowed a fly

I was digging through the pockets of my shorts looking for a specific rock, and instead I found another random rock I'd totally forgotten about.

Oh jesus that's funny. The perfectly abrupt drop into silence upon "...and the NYPD."

Yes! More! I want this to be my timeline tomorrow, people

“Reality has a well-known liberal bias.” -Stephen Colbert

"The books are always here. They will be waiting for you when you are ready." fuck man that hit. Books are so powerful

This is why it's always iffy to join a party with ppl you don't know. Somebody traveled to my wayvessel and dropped two Arisen Phoenix WRBs, then just left without even touching them 😭 wtf bro #Orna

GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TIER 9 FOR OBSIDIAN

Sometimes I'm about to post something and then I'm like. Hm. Maybe I shouldn't say Anything. Even if the post is something objectively completely innocuous

I like bugs

I'm gonna lose it man P4Re is in February I'm so excited

P6 TOO?????? AAAUUUGH THEY GAVE US TOO MUCH TO EAT I CAN'T TAKE MORE PERSONA ANNOUNCEMENTS

FEBRUARY 18TH P4RE REAL

WAIT WHAT WHY DID IT SHRINK

Anyway once I get my hands on a cat door I'm gonna look on Marketplace for a rock tumbler

Believe me I still love Arisato twins but I gotta change my pfp to P4Re Naoto now that there's art of them made semi-public

Atlus leaking their own shit. Your so funny atlus please never change

I had this stuck in my head all through my shift and I kept singing it under my breath and one of my coworkers looked at me like are you okay??