A doctor/chemical engineer/political lawyer specialist on YouTube told me haunted virus is from the COVID vaccine & you can only get it if you have sex with a vaxxed liberal on a cruise ship built in Europe & your armpits will grow mushrooms and you’ll OD from it. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Oh great. A tornado warning.

Freddie having the goal posts and his dmen making all the tough saves tonight.

Boston Bruins after the Leafs win the draft lottery

Awwww, cheer up Canucks fans. You still managed to get the 3rd overall pick which is ok.

Boston getting nothing is gleeful as fuck!

Suck it Boston

I really couldn’t give a fuck about him now! LMAO!

LMAO!!!!!!

Sure, new GM, the usual banter of a bright future, competitiveness & a former Leaf hero preaching culture, blah, blah, blah but the only thing that really sunk in for me during this presser is living with the evident fact that Pelley is the team president for the foreseeable future. Fuck me.

Fuck Tampa Fuck the Habs

Mats Sundin & John Chayka

So Chayka and Sundin are going to be a thing, eh?

If Sundin gets hired, I hope he realizes that he may actually have to move here and work year round and not bolt after the season ends.

Fuck Mitch Marner.

WTF is PK Suban wearing? Holy fuck!

The only fucking good thing in the USA is the Buffalo Sabres. Their fans sang our National Anthem and the Sabres team eliminated the fraud Bruins.

Go fuck yourselves, Bruins.

A 4-1 lead, 3rd period in an elimination game? What could possibly go wrong?

Quinn Berube Burns

Fuck sakes. Fuck Vegas.

Don’t Leaf this, Utah.

Paul Marner watching Utah taking the lead in this game

I don’t like the Las Vegas Golden Shower Knights. I hope they lose and piss on themselves tonight.

A Brendan thought that a Brandon was a nobody and said nope. Thanks a lot, Brendan.

I picked the wrong night to stop psychedelics.

Now that the Sens are gone, I can resume my disdain and hate toward the Habs.

It’s gonna hit like crack watching Alfresson yet again on the losing end of the hand shake line.

Freddie being Freddie.

Lol! Go eat a bag of dicks, Sens!

Ridley Greig is the fucking coward of the universe.

Go fuck your drunk uncle, Vegas.

Less than 10 minutes remaining in the third, down by one, can only mean one thing. Stutzle dive on deck.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. The Leafs should be interviewing candidates for team President first and foremost. I vehemently don’t want Pelley, a hockey ignorant chud, hiring a GM. Hard stop.

Love how Sportsnet does the little Dobes spotlight then he gets scored on moments later. Jinxing ain’t easy.

It’s gotta be tough not playing your usual 1st round squash buddies the LA Kings.

Are the Oilers doing that thing again?

Tkachuk on the ice for the OT goal. Lol!

Sens finding it tough to beat Freddie is fucking hilarious.

Penalty shot? Ummmm ok

There are only two teams that I want to especially see crash and burn in these playoffs. As a fucking Leafs fan, my reasoning is quite simple. Guess which two?

Hahahaha

I have pals that are Sens and Habs fans. I wished them best of luck during these playoffs. I also earnestly told them to go fuck themselves. #besties

Closing the season by not being able to score on an AHL team and a proven fucking sieve in Reimer just sums up what a depressing fucking waste of a season this has been.

I hope locker clean out day is just 2 construction guys in hard hats and reflective vests, hacking darts and directing a bulldozer across the dressing room.

One more tank, uhhh I mean period to go!