Loki, exists in Marvel Rivals: "I have zero interest in playing this character." They make Loki a girl: "shit im good at this character."

Idk if anyone else sees this but I sure as heck do Jesse Tyler Ferguson could pull off the theatricality and camp needed for Arcade. Plus the red hair helps. Please someone tell me I'm not crazy for seeing this I want this to happen so badly

My sister got this for me for Christmas. It just got here and it's the coolest fucking thing ever. God damn this is awesome. Holy shit.

Just a box

How many times can you call Natasha before you get a repeat? I'm at like 7 I think

Just beat revolver ocelot. Did kojima just put real footage of a rocket launch in this game?

I touched a possum last night

The guy playing at this bar just randomly busted out deep cut Zeppelin and I'm thrilled

“SELL IT TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??”

Freakier Friday is just nonstop memes

I have a structured settlement and I need Ass now

normalise saying "what the fuck is wrong with you'' to racists and homophobes over christmas dinner

DFW smells like jet fuel. Out of every airport I've been to in my 32 years of existence, this airport has smelled the most like jet fuel

Everyone from Texas sings the praises of Whataburger but this is just barely okay enough for me to not outright say it sucks

Whatamediocreburger

Whataburger sure is a presumptuous brand name

Every white man here clenches their jaw like Michael Rooker and it's really funny

DFW looks like an east coast community college

Why is Whataburger ice shaped like bullets

Merry Christmas

Quit spinning your gun ya douchebag

Okay I just got to the DARPA chief on my first playthrough of Metal Gear Solid. 1. This has been 60% cut scenes so far. 2. This is the most cinematic PS1 game I've seen and I kinda get the hype now. This would have been game changing in the 90s.

Merry Christmas To Me, MGS 1 through 3

Welp. Guess I'm due to reread this anyway.

Seth MacFarlane should be involved in the next Deadpool project

Remedy hire me i have the best idea ever: Remember Max Payne? Well you can do a gender swapped Mobile Game version About a character called Minerva Payne Max Payne & Minnie Payne, shits writes itself Fuck you, I'm funny

On today's episode of "Albums I blast at work" we have Exile In Oblivion Every time I hear this song I hear the fuzz self oscillation at the end and get giddy. Like I have that pedal, too, bro, I know that trick

That's not very *Theodore Roosevelt Voice* "Bully" of you, my good gentleman

So good news: It comes with ableton lite Bad news: My computer is so outdated it won't let me even attempt to install it

IT WORKS!!!! God I'm so excited Things I need now: - new mic stand - new pop filter (can make?) - 2 new XLR cables - 2 new instrument cables - some kind of shure SM57 clone - studio monitors or better headphones

Insert a lame comment about something cooking

everything feels hopeless.

Gonna watch this on my PS2

I wonder if it was painful for Jackie Chan to morph from being animated into a flesh creature really fast like this.

Morbius in Midnight Suns saying "your mother"

Hey here's a weird question Does anyone know what the last console game to release with a physical map in the base game was? Not the special edition, not a preorder release, I mean just a normal copy of the game, even if it was for a single run

Had a panic attack earlier and my chest still hurts hours later, this blows lol

Currently catching up on Jed MacKay's Avengers run, which I picked up after reading his incredible Moon Knight run, and I think I finally figured out why I like his stuff so much: You can tell the man just really likes comic books. This truly feels like a passion for him

Taco Bell bringing back a bunch of discontinued items but choosing NOT to bring back the Bell Beefer is straight up insulting

I gotta get an interface. I wanna do livestreams of me playing stuff. I keep seeing people do live sets on YouTube and tiktok and that seems like a ton of fun

Trust the lizards

This FUCKING cat just grabbed the treat bag off the bookshelf, carried it over to me in her mouth, then started yelling at me to give her some This fucking cat

I'm watching Werewolf By Night and holy shit he walked in a circle looking at the ground before sitting down is he actually a dog?

Crying at work sucks lol

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