The other twitter is down

Cloudflare sounds just like what you would name a product designed to take the whole internet down at once

always feels like walking into a circle of people at a party where you don't know anyone and trying to figure out what they're talking about and whether anyone is funny

it's cool that bluesky isn't just a complete graveyard and kept going in some form after the tpot boom and bust cycle

they finally took off my impersonation tag. dobby is free

i still talk about Pile (@pile.bsky.social) on Twitter even though they closed their account for what i assume are the obvious reasons anyway the new album is incredible here is a link to a song from it that i've listened to many times now pile.bandcamp.com/track/a-loos...

no one complains about the real problem with Bluesky, which is that no one is here and no one sees my posts. If i got mobbed from the left that would be a fun change of pace

what! that's dumb. i can talk about AI. Uh. I use it to help write SQL queries

even the libs on xtwitter seem to have universally accepted the frame that bluesky consists of only the most tiresome leftists. seems most likely that this is a successful manipulation of opinion from the top. doesn't seem so bad when i pop in. just thin

omg have you guys heard of studio ghibli on this app??

The other twitter is down

hey someone's impersonating me. i'm the real one

twitter is getting intolerable. dipping a toe back in

i deactivated twitter for a bit but not because of any worrisome reasons dw anons

you fuckers better not be even worse than the fuckers on the other app. you're going to be aren't you. come on surprise me. be cool

if this platform doesn't provide easy support for "don't view reposts from this account" then reposts are going to be a much worse limiting factor on individual network growth maybe a custom feed is already built for no reposts? but i want them on for people that are properly selective about it

why do i only see @turnerjoy.bsky.social posts when i come to bluesky. is Jordan B Pokemon the Samantha A of this app

what's everybody talking about over here

i want fast account switching

lack of drafts functionality hobbles bluesky usability in poor connectivity environments

If Louks Could Smell:

Thank you @bsky.app team for correcting the mistake. Glad to be back!

Fix ur website elon!!

FYI, here's the entire code to create a dataset of every single bsky message in real time: ``` from atproto import * def f(m): print(m.header, parse_subscribe_repos_message()) FirehoseSubscribeReposClient().start(f) ```

How many accounts am i going to have to make on this site!! anyway back to scraping

if you are tired of people gaining control of platforms you enjoy and fucking shit up and there's nothing you can do, then At proto is a solution. but there's a trade-off and that trade-off means people will be able to see your posts

Hi everyone i've collected exactly 2,000,001 blue sky posts at the link provided. Your welcome

im at my prettiest when my tummy hurts

i replied to someone who addressed OP as "you absolute clown" as "you absolute clown" but she blocked me anyway. bluesky etiquette is hard

nice. a bit of that old dalle-2 feeling

"short" is short for "show for it"

tbh i'm not sure how i started being funny on twitter and when the vibes are even 5% different i'm not sure how to recreate it

kid started biting if you disagree that a banana is a vegetable

Greeting the people who’ve just signed up for Bluesky

did u know that Bowser still exists here. a little bit. in the past

i don't think x is really gonna dry up but it's fun to think that big accounts might be worried about losing their revenue streams right now probably cooking up psyops

wow there's so much less covid on this app. i can finally take the mask off my phone

oh no she's pretty can't we have one app whose overlord doesn't hurt my feelings

can't think of any posts anymore because of different apps and "the tyranny of choice." which is a linkedin ahh idea anyway so now there's even more tyanny

exact interpretation of the zoomer "ahh" has eluded me until now, but based on this - does it just mean "ass"?

if we're really being objective, a bright blue sky should be clashy and distracting. our brains probably have to do a lot of extra work to avoid being annoyed by it and pretend that it's pleasant

this is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center, to a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open

when i can finally log into this app without hearing "Mr. Blue Sky" in my head, that's when i'll know it's really happening

how up your own ass do you have to be to worry about getting too much engagement. blue sky has today reached its carrying capacity for nit wit buffoonery

something about seeing the big lists of "tpot" accounts here, full of people i gradually decided not to continue trying to talk to on twitter, most of whom i'd forgotten about entirely, makes me slightly nauseated

so whose dick do they pay you to suck on this platform

if you've left twitter you're missing some good monkey sex jokes

Gene! U been peepin my bluesky today dawg im not making any novel hybrid species babies today u don't have to follow me around

the connection to Thermodynamic God feels much weaker here