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@chair.bsky.social
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Mr. Chair is my father's name
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The other twitter is down
10 months ago
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Cloudflare sounds just like what you would name a product designed to take the whole internet down at once
about 1 month ago
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always feels like walking into a circle of people at a party where you don't know anyone and trying to figure out what they're talking about and whether anyone is funny
3 months ago
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it's cool that bluesky isn't just a complete graveyard and kept going in some form after the tpot boom and bust cycle
4 months ago
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they finally took off my impersonation tag. dobby is free
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4 months ago
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i still talk about Pile (
@pile.bsky.social
) on Twitter even though they closed their account for what i assume are the obvious reasons anyway the new album is incredible here is a link to a song from it that i've listened to many times now
pile.bandcamp.com/track/a-loos...
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A Loosened Knot, by Pile
from the album Sunshine and Balance Beams
https://pile.bandcamp.com/track/a-loosened-knot
4 months ago
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no one complains about the real problem with Bluesky, which is that no one is here and no one sees my posts. If i got mobbed from the left that would be a fun change of pace
7 months ago
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what! that's dumb. i can talk about AI. Uh. I use it to help write SQL queries
7 months ago
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even the libs on xtwitter seem to have universally accepted the frame that bluesky consists of only the most tiresome leftists. seems most likely that this is a successful manipulation of opinion from the top. doesn't seem so bad when i pop in. just thin
9 months ago
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omg have you guys heard of studio ghibli on this app??
9 months ago
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The other twitter is down
10 months ago
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hey someone's impersonating me. i'm the real one
11 months ago
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twitter is getting intolerable. dipping a toe back in
11 months ago
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i deactivated twitter for a bit but not because of any worrisome reasons dw anons
about 1 year ago
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you fuckers better not be even worse than the fuckers on the other app. you're going to be aren't you. come on surprise me. be cool
about 1 year ago
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if this platform doesn't provide easy support for "don't view reposts from this account" then reposts are going to be a much worse limiting factor on individual network growth maybe a custom feed is already built for no reposts? but i want them on for people that are properly selective about it
about 1 year ago
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why do i only see
@turnerjoy.bsky.social
posts when i come to bluesky. is Jordan B Pokemon the Samantha A of this app
about 1 year ago
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what's everybody talking about over here
about 1 year ago
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i want fast account switching
about 1 year ago
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lack of drafts functionality hobbles bluesky usability in poor connectivity environments
about 1 year ago
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If Louks Could Smell:
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
Thank you
@bsky.app
team for correcting the mistake. Glad to be back!
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Fix ur website elon!!
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Jeremy Howard
about 1 year ago
FYI, here's the entire code to create a dataset of every single bsky message in real time: ``` from atproto import * def f(m): print(m.header, parse_subscribe_repos_message()) FirehoseSubscribeReposClient().start(f) ```
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How many accounts am i going to have to make on this site!! anyway back to scraping
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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β Ascended NPC Alex β
about 1 year ago
if you are tired of people gaining control of platforms you enjoy and fucking shit up and there's nothing you can do, then At proto is a solution. but there's a trade-off and that trade-off means people will be able to see your posts
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Hi everyone i've collected exactly 2,000,001 blue sky posts at the link provided. Your welcome
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about 1 year ago
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grenlith
about 1 year ago
im at my prettiest when my tummy hurts
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i replied to someone who addressed OP as "you absolute clown" as "you absolute clown" but she blocked me anyway. bluesky etiquette is hard
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about 1 year ago
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nice. a bit of that old dalle-2 feeling
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about 1 year ago
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"short" is short for "show for it"
about 1 year ago
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tbh i'm not sure how i started being funny on twitter and when the vibes are even 5% different i'm not sure how to recreate it
about 1 year ago
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kid started biting if you disagree that a banana is a vegetable
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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Thinkwert
over 2 years ago
Greeting the people whoβve just signed up for Bluesky
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did u know that Bowser still exists here. a little bit. in the past
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about 1 year ago
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i don't think x is really gonna dry up but it's fun to think that big accounts might be worried about losing their revenue streams right now probably cooking up psyops
about 1 year ago
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wow there's so much less covid on this app. i can finally take the mask off my phone
about 1 year ago
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oh no she's pretty can't we have one app whose overlord doesn't hurt my feelings
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about 1 year ago
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can't think of any posts anymore because of different apps and "the tyranny of choice." which is a linkedin ahh idea anyway so now there's even more tyanny
about 1 year ago
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exact interpretation of the zoomer "ahh" has eluded me until now, but based on this - does it just mean "ass"?
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about 1 year ago
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if we're really being objective, a bright blue sky should be clashy and distracting. our brains probably have to do a lot of extra work to avoid being annoyed by it and pretend that it's pleasant
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about 1 year ago
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this is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center, to a person whoβs celebrating a new business thatβs open
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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when i can finally log into this app without hearing "Mr. Blue Sky" in my head, that's when i'll know it's really happening
about 1 year ago
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how up your own ass do you have to be to worry about getting too much engagement. blue sky has today reached its carrying capacity for nit wit buffoonery
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about 1 year ago
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something about seeing the big lists of "tpot" accounts here, full of people i gradually decided not to continue trying to talk to on twitter, most of whom i'd forgotten about entirely, makes me slightly nauseated
about 1 year ago
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so whose dick do they pay you to suck on this platform
about 1 year ago
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if you've left twitter you're missing some good monkey sex jokes
over 1 year ago
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Gene! U been peepin my bluesky today dawg im not making any novel hybrid species babies today u don't have to follow me around
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over 1 year ago
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the connection to Thermodynamic God feels much weaker here
over 1 year ago
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