Bit loud but I made this

Worlds Best Mom

Is that a vibrator in your ass or are you just really nervous

Sometimes Facebook is okay

Just finished superliminal and holy crap literal chills, such a fun time and the ending felt legitamently inspiring

He went “off roading”

Gotta be careful getting head from a vampire, one fuck up with those fangs and you’ve got a prince alberts piercing

Neurons sparked in my brain like a sleeper agent being activated

Piss car

I love one punch man

My bed frame is now broken because I got an asshole cramp and shot up in reflex, only to come down and shatter the wood so my bed is at an almost 45 degree angle.

Saw a dude doing donuts in a wheelchair in the Dairy Queen parking lot while his friends tried to get him to stop. You go dude.

Only on 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴.