“Take your sandwich to the bathroom and masturbate on it.” “What?” “You heard me.” He looked at his sandwich, then back at her. She was smiling. “How will I get it to the bathroom?” “You’re clever. You’ll figure it out.” “Can I just take the top piece of bread?” “No.” www.amazon.com/Finding-My-F...

Elsa sat with the riding crop across her lap. “Strip the bed and remake it.” “Yes Ms. Elsa.” I worked as quickly as I could, then stood at attention as Elsa checked my work. “No. Too slow. And look at this corner.” It was just slightly off center. “Bend over the bed.” www.amazon.com/Slave-Traini...

A reader asked for a fun fact about one of my books, so here goes: In the Finding My Femdom Fantasy series, the horrific dates Michael has at the beginning all come from real life. They all happened almost exactly as portrayed. www.amazon.com/Finding-My-F...

BOOK LAUNCH! My New Book, "Dominatrix Squad" (under the pen name Asher Lake) is available NOW on Amazon as an ebook! amzn.to/4jERsel I can't tell you how excited I am to finally get this in your hands! It's years in the making and I'm really proud of how it turned out. Much love to you all!!!

My Lockdown Mistress Part 3 is in the works. It's going slowly, but it's going. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQCH71H...

Ordered 20 cubic yards of top soil and compost/soil today. This weekend is going to be lit.

About to fill out my bracket for the NCAA men's basketball tournament. In preparation, I haven't watched a single game all season, nor have I consumed any news about teams. I think this could be my year!

Looking at the weather in Los Angeles while it's below freezing here was a bad idea.

My Lockdown Mistress: Part 2 is live! Mistress Olivia continues to slowly wrap Matthew around her finger, locking him in chastity and forcing him to wear women's clothing. Will he come to his senses before it's too late? Or will he become her permanent sissy slave? amazon.com/dp/B0GQL2WMF9

Big Tomato from the garden, and corn.

Second batch of pickled jalapenos is in the fridge. These were on the vine longer so they're spicier than the first batch.

Rewatching The Wire and holy shit is it good! It's even better than I remember.

I came dangerously close to getting a dog last week. I feel like it won't be long before that happens.

Michael is stunned when the gorgeous Mistress Olivia agrees to stay at his house during Covid lockdown. He dreams of sexy fun, but she has other plans. She wants a sissy slave. Will Matthew realize her plan before it's too late, or will he become her permanent sissy? www.amazon.com/dp/B0FFYKXWL...

I'm curious if every partnership has one person who wants a manageable amount of plastic storage containers and one person who believes throwing away one container will bring about the end of the universe.

I hired someone immune to poison ivy to dig up the poison ivy in my yard. This was just from three hours today. He's nowhere near done. It was everywhere!! Holy crap!

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I loved this song in high school, and I still love it now. It holds up. Yes, I'm procrastinating writing. Still, I stand by this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghd2...

This is the craziest review I've ever gotten. It's for My Boyfriend, My Sissy. I feel torn reading it. On one hand, I worry about this guy. On the other hand, what? www.amazon.com/My-Boyfriend...

It me

Small pull from the garden this morning

This came across my FB feed today. Does anyone know the artist? It's really hot!

If you're ever curious about what got me into femdom, it was Julie Newmar as Catwoman. Thank you, Julie!

If I ever go insane and live in an alternate reality in my head, I hope it's an alternate reality where I'm married to Sophia Loren.

The first Dahlia of the season has bloomed! This page may turn from femdom to garden porn for a little while.

I pickled the jalapenos we grew in our garden. Super easy to make and delicious!

RIP Ozzy. Thanks for everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTT4...

I'm in the mood to read fantasy. Does anyone have any recommendations? My favorites are The Magicians Trilogy, anything by Dan Simmons, The Name of the Wind (I know. Book 3 will never happen), and The Night Circus.

Has anyone read The Atlas Six?

Michael is stunned when the gorgeous Mistress Olivia agrees to stay at his house during Covid lockdown. He dreams of sexy fun, but she has other plans. She wants a sissy slave. Will Matthew realize her plan before it's too late, or will he become her permanent sissy? www.amazon.com/dp/B0FFYKXWL...

Coming Soon...

Wills Freundin stellt ein Ultimatum: Ein Monat im Sklaventraining von Frau Elsa oder sie verlässt ihn komplett. Will stimmt zu, aber hat keine Ahnung welche Qualen ihn bei der grausamen Frau Elsa erwarten. www.amazon.com/dp/B0F7FT8BW...

Our future garden

Deer enjoying a lazy morning in my backyard.

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Here's My Monday #NSFW #ArtShare!!! 🦋 Share Your NSFW Art! (doesn't have to be fetish art) 🦋 Tag cool artists and friends! 🦋 Comment on Art, Follow Artists, Grow Together! 🦋 No AI slop! 🦋 Please share this post! 🦋 Sponsored by my FETISHWEEK articles! Much 🖤 to you all!😍

NEW! A thrill to present this KinkInk Commissioned Portrait of Mistress Natasha Jocasta @natashajocasta.bsky.social !!! I want to thank @drponybatbond.bsky.social for the opporunity and all his support and kind words for many years! This piece is a level-up for me. Please tell me what you think!

Happy Lunar New Year!

NEW! Part 3 of my series on BDSM Protocols is now available on the BDSM Training Academy! BDSM Protocols: Part 3 – Implementing Protocols by Dirk Hooper bdsmtrainingacademy.com/bdsm-protoco... Please share with your friends! #BDSM #protocols #relationshipadvice

RIP David Lynch I can't find the words to describe your influence on tv and film, and my own sensibilities. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

If you're in the LA area, here's a list of fire and Wind Storm Resources docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I'm happy to announce that Issue 71 of Darkside Magazine is out! Once again, I have my monthly article "Dirk Hooper's Gallery" in this issue. I present a new uncensored artwork that's one of my recent favorites. If you're interested get your physical or digital issue at: darksidemagazine.com

Happy New Year everyone! I hope it's a great year for everyone reading this.

To the NSFW crowd... if you like Bluesky and want to keep it growing, here are social media tips to do that! How NSFW Creators Can Take Bluesky to the Next Level | Sexy Networking by Dirk Hooper sexynetworking.com/how-nsfw-cre... Please share! #bluesky #socialmediatips #socialmedia

I just sold a poster of my FemDom art "About You" on my RedBubble store! "About You" No Caption Femdom KinkInk Comic Book Art by Dirk Hooper by DirkHooper | Redbubble www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1397...

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Merry Christmas to everyone, but especially the perverts.