ChatGPT nailed the art for my Christmas party invitation. Completely unhinged and totally on brand!

Dinner dates 😍

Survived Friendsgiving! 🦃

When you get that “Hey, remember when you sent me this five years ago?” video message 🥲

Drag Bingo Losers Club 🪩

Friends don’t let friends scoot while tipsy. 🛴

The best of the best!

Tacos, Margaritas and laughter 🌮

Chipmunk cheeks courtesy of restylane.

Just a bunch of silly geese 🪿 in Nashville. Learning how to Honky Tonk!

😮 Three Queens in one picture

Sometimes prayers are answered!

The last scene…. 😧😧😧

Wrinkled shirt but 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sunday Shenanigans

Escaped from Scooby Doo and ended up in Atlanta

🎵 🎶

Just here for the Pub Subs. 🥪

Flex

Sorry, have a girlfriend now.

gay

I miss REAL journalists.

#fall #autumnal #pumpkinspicedmentalillness

I miss REAL journalists.

Everyone at the restaurant thought we were a couple so….whatever! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cuties x3

Allison is the best thing to happen to the #GBBO since they got Noel as a host.

I shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

Wait, Julia and Adriana did WHAT in the Hamptons? #RHOM

Did I order the Tina Louise? 💅 Yes ma’am!

Bluesky deleted this for some reason but it’s going back for #mcm - Nobody can stop a disco ball from shining! 🪩 ✨

“They’re not going to let us die, it’s too big of a liability for the network” -MM ❄️

And good morning to you, sunshine! 🌞

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

LFG!!!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

Had a horrible Sunday. 🥂

Opening any social media these days

Also, I took MARTA for the first time! Public transit FTW!

Dua was incredible!

I’m obsessed

“I’m shaking. I’m physically shaking” - Lisa Barlow (and now me)

Inject this straight into my veins, please 🙏

My wrist was worth more than my condo for about 30 seconds.

Garbage killed it last night 😍

Fun night out 🪩 🦅 🕺

Obsessed with this piece in the living room! 😍

Hi! 👋🏻

Current situation- never moving!