At what point do rich people stop trying to get more toothpaste out of the tube? Or do they maybe have a full-time toothpaste technician on staff?

Ryan Reynolds has a signature donut at Tim Hortons. It doesn't get much more Canadian than that. #RyanReynolds #TimHortons #Canada

"I forgot I have a lightsaber." Just a totally normal thing a totally normal person says. #StarWars #Lightsaber #GalaxysEdge #Disneyland

Does "Taxi" have the most melancholy theme song for a sitcom ever? I know M*A*S*H is up there too, but it was about war, after all.

Have you watched Dept. Q (2025) on Netflix? In true Nordic Noir style, it is bleak AF, and violent. But also darkly funny. And populated by so many interestingly broken people. With the verbal sparring relentless in all the right ways. #DeptQ #Netflix #MatthewGoode www.youtube.com/watch?v=72hK...

Cro-MAGAnons. Is that a thing? It should be a thing. Trademark.

Ringo Awards 2026 Nominations Now Open Full PR details here: conta.cc/4jVY2y4 #ringoawards #baltimorecomiccon

Several decades ago, I co-wrote a TV Movie/Pilot for ABC called “The Extreme Team” (aka “The X-Team”), with an ensemble cast including Chris Pratt, Eric Mabius, and Bai Ling. Cut to a January, 2026 mini reunion at the Pasadena Comic Con. We haven't changed a bit. #screenwriting #PasadenaComicCon

An interview I did a little while back... #screenwriting #biopic

Visited the Altadena Cookie Co. a few weeks ago to support a business fighting the power. Didn't have any of their "Fuck ICE" cookies in stock, unfortunately, but maybe another time! Resist with Deliciousness. www.altadenacookieco.com #AltadenaCookieCo #Cookies #Resist #AbolishICE

At Pasadena Comic Con right now. Swing by table G2 and get some stuff. Selfies with me are absolutely FREE! #comics

ICYMI, I'll be at the 2026 #PasadenaComicCon this Sunday, with my graphic novel, BLOWBACK. We'll have a little free swag, the discounted book, traditional novels from co-creator, Rhonda Smiley, and a 15 year old indie #scifi animated feature DVD, free with purchase! #comics #screenwriter #writer

I'll be at the 2026 #PasadenaComicCon next Sunday, with my graphic novel, BLOWBACK. We'll have a little free swag, the discounted book, traditional novels from co-writer @rhondasmiley.bsky.social, and a 15 year old indie #scifi animated feature DVD, free with purchase! #comics #timetravel #pirates

I'll be at the Pasadena Comic Con on January 25th, with my graphic novel, BLOWBACK. We'll have a little free swag, the discounted book, traditional novels from co-writer @rhondasmiley.bsky.social, and a 15 year old indie #scifi animated feature DVD, free with purchase! #comics #PasadenaComicCon

Well, if it's truly National Science Fiction Day, I have no choice but to promote my Ringo Award winning #graphicnovel, "BLOWBACK." A #SciFi time-travel action adventure, the book is available in print and digital [amzn.to/2MFsnFO] #comics #indiecomics #pirates #timetravel #historicalfiction

Not only is rain welcome and life-giving here in Los Angeles, it also discourages my neighbor from having audible sex in his backyard hot tub in the post-midnight hours.

Happy Green Christmas from Los Angeles! Maybe Wet Christmas?

Just heard that Pat Finn passed away. A great and funny character actor, he made everything he was in a little bit better. And he was in practically everything. For me, his iconic moment is in this "Got Milk" commercial... #PatFinn #GotMilk

My Annual Re-Post of this Gen X's Top Ten Christmas songs. And, yes, "Wonderful Christmastime" is unironically included. #Christmas #ChristmasMusic #HolidayMusic

I do not have the time or patience for button flys on my jeans. How did this ever become a thing?

👉🏽 Head to the ISA to view the list and get started!

Happy Holidays to me. Contained thriller screenplay "BOARDERS" by @rhondasmiley.bsky.social and me has earned ISA Top Read honors for Winter from networkisa.bsky.social. #screenwriting #writing #writingcommunity #scriptsky

My office keyboard has more than the ideal amount of balsamic vinegar.

BLOWBACK's table at last week's DreamCon & Bazaar at DreamWorks Animation campus. A mini convention for staff to show and sell their wares. Accompanied by food and drink and carefully arranged to dodge the rain. [amzn.to/2MFsnFO] #comics #graphicnovel #pirates #marines #scifi #timetravel #mature

Repost with an iconic fictional band.

I'll cut my carbs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Not fired yet. #DreamWorksAnimation #KungFuPanda #Editorial #MPEG

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Mamdani: Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job, a single mom still waiting for the cost of groceries to go down, or anyone else with their back against the wall—your struggle is ours too

My entry for DreamWorks Animation's Pumpkin Carving Competition. "Orange is the New Green" #Shrek #Gingy #DreamWorksAnimation #Pumpkin #Halloween

Here’s every single Arnold Schwarzenegger line from The Terminator. Literally, this is all he says in the entire movie.

I’ll be at #MNCBA #FallCon tomorrow and Sunday, selling a bunch of #StarTrek books. This is my first con appearance since moving back to MN and the first time tabling at FallCon! If you’re going, let me know!

Freakin' Nanny State. You can't do anything in a public bathroom anymore.

Fighting Fascism from the "deep state" of California, one vote at a time. #Resist #VoteBlue #VoteByMail

Sorry, Steve and Marty, but this is where we are right now. #CancelHulu #CancelDisneyPlus #1A

Still waited to vote for the Ringo Awards until the last day, but with a bit more time to spare than usual. ‪ If you're a Pro Comics Creator, you've got AN HOUR on the West Coast to follow my lead. Please take a moment & support your faves, especially the indies! #RingoAwards #comics #indiecomics

Bringing back a classic...

Do you create comics professionally? Please vote by next Wednesday! ringoawards.com #ringoawards #ringoawards2025 #baltimorecomiccon

I shouldn't need to download an app from every business I interact with on the entire planet. For the love of god, just stop it already.

It's not the Great British Baking Show until somebody pulls out the rhubarb. 2025. Episode 1. Minute 6:41... #GreatBritishBakeOff #BakeOff #GBBO #Netflix

Happy 19th Birthday to my good boy, Jojo! #DogsOfBluesky #RescueDogs #AdoptDontShop

I don't want to show off or anything, but I have dedicated-hand-moisturizer-in-the-glove-compartment money.

As a PA on "The Last of His Tribe," I drove Graham Greene to location from his hotel. I got lost on the way to set once and panicked. He talked me off the ledge and said if anyone got upset, he’d tell them we were late because he made me stop for a latte. Thank you and Rest in Peace. #GrahamGreene

Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

Approximately 7.3% of my daily dietary intake is Tums.

There was a time that I thought I was going to learn to play the harmonica.

What's the oldest thing you have that's still in active use? Not necessarily an antique that was passed down, but I will accept that in a pinch (and no, significant others don't count). This is definitely a candidate. I think I got this as a gift in college.

Today we celebrate the fictional Marines who traveled back in time to battle a stranded WW2 British Destroyer bent on crushing the American Revolution. (as documented in BLOWBACK - written by me and Rhonda Smiley, with art by Kev Hopgood & color by Charlie Kirchoff) amzn.to/2MFsnFO #comics #scifi