Hahahah this is the best. This is him in a nutshell. Never told the truth about anything his entire life, now too old and fucked up to wonder or even care if everybody else knows it.

With Budget 2025, we’re building more homes, and we’re making sure you can afford them.    To bring down costs, Canada’s new government is removing the GST for first-time home buyers on homes up to $1 million.

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA inhale HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He’s a kiddie-fucker. You can’t hide from that no matter how wealthy you are. He’s president and his pimp buddy “killed himself”. Sure. Tell me another one.

President Pedo and The Pedo Protection Party

*womp womp*

No. No, no, no. Possibly never. But get back to us when he’s dead and you’ve had at least two normal ones since then.

The shopping! Won’t someone think of the shopping!! 😱

The only good thing trump has ever done and it was by accident. “Canadian Conservative leader struggles to unify party divided over Trump-style politics”

Lest we forget

Great job, you freedom fighting fucktards. Enjoy your shitty spot in the history books.

Don’t worry, kid. You’ll be able to shout messages through the wall someday.

Our freedom was won by brave women and men who answered the call — including the heroic First Nations, Inuit, and Métis members of the Canadian Armed Forces. On Indigenous Veterans Day, we honour the sacrifice of those who have served, those who serve today, and their families.

Just don’t go down there, you fools. They’re falling apart.

Carney can. 🇨🇦

Nailed it.

Good. Now bill these “freedom fighters” for the bullets.

Classy as fuck hahaha

Good. Fuck these dirtbags and fuck their sick ass birds too. What a waste of time and money trying to be above the laws that apply to everyone else. Fuck off and farm your ostriches down in Florida.

Couldn't we just fast forward to the part where he shoots himself in the bunker? 🤷‍♂️

This is a generational investment budget — a confident Canada taking control of its future.   Budget 2025 is our plan to build Canada Strong: www.canada.ca/en/departmen...

Creepy PP said Make Canada Affordable Again today. Just copy/pasting one of history’s most monstrous governments is not leadership. Mega weenie move, Jeff. When it was all over, look how Mussolini ended up. Canada’s carbon-copy conservatives. Eugh. 😒

How far up his ass will Danielle stick her empty head this time? Also there are no drug boats. Just dead fishermen for American oil fountains.

Hahahahaha

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

You know who attacks and robs their closest friend and then blames them for making them do it? A sociopath. A sociopath does that.

I’m tired and it’s a lotta baloney.

I love how people are still acting surprised that when you elect a reality show host, the people in his orbit start behaving like contestants.

@stephenking.bsky.social, possible prophet.

Dershowitz got lots of Epstein “massages” but promises he kept his underwear on the whole time.

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Pumpkin day!

The sitting president is a dumb bitch baby with the emotional control of a thirteen-year-old girl.

Antifa: How the fascist American government plans to treat white people the way they treat brown people.

Elect a mobster, expect a mob. Fuck these BARBARIANS.

The Bibisitter.

trump the peacemaker. Somebody give that fuckin’ guy a medal or something so he shuts the fuck up already.

When America starts to realize it ain’t the only girl at the dance.

Never again.