Spicy dill pickle chips might save me rn

"Why are you crying?" I was daydreaming, do not ask

Coffee and reading smut at 9am. Perfect way to start the day.

I'm not tweaking, but if I don't get my JimmySea merch within the next couple weeks, i might break several international laws

Y̶̤̐̓ͅÒ̸̫̮̤̽̆U̸̟̳̯͗́͒'̸͈͊̐̔R̷͇̱̎̃͘E̵̹̾͆̈́͜ ̴̛͉̠́̾Ğ̸̯̠̟́͝Ȏ̸̧̳N̵̢̧͉͊̉N̴̖͎͉͆͋̎A̴̢̬̱̅ ̷̳͕̍͘L̵̛̹͌́Ô̴͎V̷̘̂̆̎E̵͈̽͐̂ ̴̨̯̩͋̽Ḯ̵̩T̸̢̈̽̈́͜ ̵̗͇̤̾Ẃ̶̥̤E̸̱̕ͅN̸̮̳̙͆D̷̖̩̔̈́Ÿ̸̘́'̵̙̒̈̿S̷͉̆ ̷̢̞͊N̸̻̓ͅͅỤ̸̤͉͋̑͐T̴̡̥̂Ṡ̶̡̭̞ ̶̠̤̓̊̑D̵̝͋R̸͇̮̥͑͗A̶̱͈͚͂͐̉Ĝ̶̪̇ ̸̝̏̓A̸̛̰̓͋C̸̗͔̓R̵̨̬̗͗̆O̶͍̠̫̾̒̓Ş̶̹̈́͂̿S̵̻͉̳͊̋͠ ̶̢́̆Y̵̼͆͠O̵͕̝̊͑͜͝U̸̖̽̂R̶̖̩̼̒̑ ̵̳͈̫̍̍̕F̶̱̄͠A̷̮̬̱̓̂̽C̷̤̙̮͑̾̇E̴̩̅̽

I think I'm gonna die in this--house.

I just heard someone call a hockey arena a Boy Aquarium and referred to the players as fish... genius

Good morning, i am fujoing out in my friends dm's right after opening my eyes

every time i post some fuckery, imagine me laughing evilly, bc that's what happens every time

You said "SIT back down where you belong. IN THE CORNER OF MY BAR WITH YOUR HIGH HEELS ON!!"

Guys... what if i hate socializing with strangers

i come on this app to vent and fujo out

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How the 10Dance edit made to "Hips Don't Lie" has me rn

Funny and approachable online 💖✨💐 Anxious and scared IRL 🥀🫩💔

my hair is not looking or feeling good, boys. i might have royally fucked this shit up. bad.

does bbno$ know i'm free and willing

it’s amazing to see the traditional music formats like radio taking stands against AI music. DSPS should follow suit. fuck AI

Just clocked in, it's time to watch BL and get paid for it

There's only a one letter difference between Lock in and Clock in, and the C is for CUNT.

gnite chat, i'm saving the new episode for the gay hockey show for tomorrow morning.

ALRIGHT, i'll watch the gay hockey show.. YOU GOT ME

My head hurts... i have a headache in my eye... kill me

i love my friends sfm

This is the Fujoshi sisterhood

Accurate

Please Thailand, please send my order to me. I am begging. I need it.

Cool. Placed a v expensive order last week for my brother's birthday/christmas present, and i have gotten no word back on it's status. I am v chill about it and I'm not freaking out at all.

He memorized his dick and immediately painted it when he got back home. And admired it. Yeah.

5$ to anyone who can guess who this message is referring to

I love when people let their Freaks out. Normalize Freak-nature.

I will get my car in for emissions this week, i swear to god

Yes i did get a special message from ATEEZ bc they were my top artist 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ They were obviously reading form a script and it was funny and i love them.

Vaccuumed. That should be enough work for today.

i went back to the site who shall not be promoted just to see what my wrapped was like in comparison

yeah you know what... yeah

Sleepy.

That AI cover of the Thong Song is stuck in my head, please release me from this torment

I could leave work rn and meet Hugh Jackman across the street. Would he sign my DVD copy of Van Helsing

TIRED

Quit my job go missing

You guys aren't ready for this. Js.

Once again, Eiffel Tower. You already know who i'm thinking of.

NOOO Y/N STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS!!! ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM!!!!!

Currently watching a BL where the main character thinks he's unlovable because he's "ugly" and a "loser" and he has a crush on this one guy, and he's rivals with that guy's best friend. But that guy's best friend has had a crush on the main character for forever. He's liked him just the way he is

The intrusive thoughts are loud today, ladies

Everyone is in a sour mood and it's making the workday suck MORE.

I just want to feel appreciated, is that really too much to ask

It might be my anxiety, but i have a feeling my boss is trying to find a way to let me go. But here's the thing; I will not be leaving this place unless it's of my own accord. Bring it, idiot. Nobody likes you.

My boss can definitely TRY to stop me from watching BL on the clock, but it's never gonna happen