I use double cleanse (adding oil before foam) because I use the thiccest spf known to humans, but it’s so funny that oil cleanser is considered kinda harsh when it feels like it’s doing nothing 😂

“no worries i completely understand” – me after hearing the most gut wrenching thing ever

“if they wanted to they would” I want to but my lawyer said no 😭

Wishing you a wonderful weekend 🤍

if you’re a weirdo who had a glowup, I’m proud of you 💖

booking in for nails with too lil notice be so dramatic 🤣 like i’m so so sorry i am begging on all four in plank with a song of my ppl lemme in cos you know what else was unscheduled? this menty b i need to recover and the state of my nails rn is not aiding my wellbeing

Protection❤️ #rainworld #rainworldart

just lemme complain about decisions without asking me why i don’t cancel XY paid feature if i’m so unhappy it’s not my fault you actually believe i’d have it if i had to pay for it with my own money 🤣

“you look tired” thanks i’m literally just trying to survive

do you ever just look at someone and think “you’d be so dangerous if you were smart”

toxic people acting as a victim is the funniest shit ever

“nobody’s coming to save you” is the most friendless quote ever 🤣

true crime podcasts would be outta luck if everyone having an issue with someone’s actions was just “creating drama” 😂😂😂 fucking enablers are why some spaces have too many assholes running free and all the good people leaving cos they can’t beat or join them

love the “she has problems with so many people” followed by utter inability to name an example where it wasn’t a valid callout

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

“If I can’t be better than them I’ll become so much worse.”

“how do you heal so fast?”

the problem with people that are very vocal about how much they don’t care about skincare and makeup, and how they would never get anything done is that we can tell 🤣

みみっち

who wouldn’t want their matcha looking all swampy and coming in a toothpaste tube 🥴 yummyy

if your default isn’t yelling at others and your baseline isn’t filled with rage, not everyone will for some reason assume you aren’t capable of getting angry and not stopping til you say what you need to say 😅

This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)

“YOU DON’T CLEAN UP THE DREAM HOUSE! YOU GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO F—CKING DO IT!” cos girl 😭 same

i still love to funny-rant places where a post below 10k likes bombed but u cannot show weakness there 😂

I love playing with Little Kitty Big City for comfort, just going around, taking photos and pressing ‘meow’ to watch my cats react 🤭

Maybe you could listen to them a little bit less in 2026, Steve?

Nostalgia Mode is here!! how do u rank all the April fools modes now? 👀

ポムポムプリン

whenever i drive my friends and my phone is blowing up with notifs that airtag/airpods are following me close-by 😂 tbh it’s a good feature

if I’ve never met you, we don’t know each other

even if I didn’t make second steam acc when I thought I lost my first one I’d probably make the second because one for how much of what I really play and being open about who I play with (and when) the other one for people that I don’t know well enough so they don’t need to know 😀

Fishbowl is 💜 OUT NOW 💜 on PS5 & Steam (PC, Mac, Steam Deck) 🫧 Play at your own pace 🪞 No bad endings only different paths 🗓️ Do as much or as little as you are able to 🛏️ Remember, no matter what, you got through the day The two of us are in tears. Our game is out today! 🥹🥹

how can you be left out because something’s a big deal, then told it’s not a big deal when you mind others not being left out? either nobody can have it, or I should be able to, too! 😒

stop trying to make the “only small minds talk about other people” happen it’s not going to happen! 🤣 now go away so i can go in on you, too LOL

I feel like it's unfair we get the stupid prizes when we weren't the ones playing stupid games.

there are times of the day where i really really don't like the color of daylight

pizza time 😊

“as you can tell, this cat was backyard bred for looks and money, not temperament” me too tbh :3

never being hated by another hot girl, always some neglected animal

You are safe now in my fool kingdom 🐰🤡

mirroring my way through most conversations 😂 (i am tired)

I don't trust cat haters

in theory, you only need five pebbles to make it rain have they tried this on Mars yet?

Along with the release of BattleBlock Theater's Quality of Life Remaster, our online merch store has been updated with two new plush -- Duckshark and Raccoon Monster! A free sticker comes with every BattleBlock plush order, while supplies last! 🐈 store.thebehemoth.com

the one time I got so excited because I thought I heard my colleagues mention cat distribution …they were talking about fat distribution it still haunts me 😿

like the meme “how i do tasks i’m perfectly capable of doing, when someone’s watching”

LAPTOPS HATE ME

can ppl just stop sighing and accept their new cat sub of the day ungrateful 😂