WHY DO I HAVE TO SHOVEL SNOW. WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TOIL; THAT'S FOR MEN ONLY.

because i do not have the taste buds of an 11 year old and i'm suspicious of all things mormon i find the sudden proliferation of dirty soda both disquieting and deeply revolting get that shit out of here and give me a martini or a cappuccino like a fuckin adult who isn't in a racist cult

Every time I need an answer to an esoteric question about something beyond my comprehension I start asking trans women until one of them either knows the answer or knows someone who knows the answer. in another age we were temple priestesses etc.

The existence of Famous Original Ray's Pizza implies the existence of Famous Provisional Ray's Pizza and perhaps Famous Real Ray's Pizza and Famous Sinn Féin Pizza WE'RE SO BACK I LOVE POSTING

I'm popping back in to say that my outfit looks nice and also I'm debating quitting social media for good. I'm sick of The Algorithm, Engagement, Content, Parasocial Relationships, and the general feeling of misery and inadequacy every time I open an app.

Every microgeneration of trans people comes up with their own interminable debate about the difference "transsexual" and "transgender" and in the hopes of ending this once and for all, only one of them is funny to say in a Vincent Price voice and that's what makes all the difference.

Cooking a stew for my girlfriend in a latex maid uniform. Expectation: fun and flirty Reality: browning the meat creates a little too much smoke and you set off the building wide fire alarm and have a panic attack CAN'T WIN THEM ALL I GUESS

I found a really cool millinery in my neighborhood that does custom sizing/re-sizing for free and I'm no longer encumbered by my giant head that otherwise never fits into hats. WE'RE SO BACK.

there's no such thing as unskilled labor which is why i'm way better at shoveling snow than all the condo owners in my neighborhood who have never had to do a day of physical work in their lives i'm out here neatly cutting though three foot high drifts while my neighbors are giving up in defeat

I saw this on IG last night and I don't think people understand that part of route learning is learning the wire and all it's various quirks. I only worked for a dinky little interuban-turned-metro-system and I learned tons of little techniques like this.

went to moma ps1 today for the first time today lads

ANOTHER TOXIC REGIONAL THEATRE I USED TO WORK FOR HAS BIT THE DUST AND I'M STILL GOING STRONG. SUCKS TO SUCK.

Alright timeline cleanse, this place sucks rn. Post you at your dykiest

I understand people who do not want to see NSFW content and create block lists that filters that content out. That's fine. But you're an asshole when you create a block list called "Zionist Turbo Racist Pro MAGA Fascists Who Love AI Slop" and it's just full of sex workers and trans people.

This is not a great picture but one time a rental agency in Philly upgraded me to a Mustang for free and I jammed a bunch of transsexuals in it so we could road-trip to Strasburg to see some trains. Needless to say it fuckin ruled.

ordered a new catsuit today let's gooo lads

i know everyone hates it when post about sploshing but also my all time favorite producer contacted me to ask if i wanted to shoot for them WE'RE SO BACK

taking a welding safety course and i'm officially scared of welding now metal fume fever? lead poisoning? phosgene gas exposure? nah fam i'm good

I was homeless for six months. Multiple friends of mine died. I drove city buses through the worst of it and no one caring is we lived or died has fundamentally changed my world view. I feel lucky that I only have minor long COVID and the chronic health issues are managable.

i hope brigitte bardot got run over by a halal cart

i do not like the way the internet has flattened being a trans woman into a false binary of "woke blanchard pick-me doll" and "/tttt/-poisoned t4t puppygirl" when most of us are mercifully neither of these things

happy holidays to all the little gay people in my phone

IT'S SNOWING YAY

I am not 40 yet but I'm real close

Went to the trans health clinic today and out of nowhere the doctor I saw launched into a whole speech about how the clinic has its shit together and there's no way the feds will stop them from treating trans kids regardless of what they do to Medicare/Medicaid. THANK GOD SOMEONE IS TRYING

Quote with your favorite pic from 2025. I hardly took any pictures this year but I still managed this one:

No, I'm sorry, if you're a so-called transit advocate who is against two person train ops you are an idiot and a class traitor. Ask any train operator (myself included) and they'll all tell you the same thing: two person ops are fundamentally safer and automation will not fix this.

opened photoshop for the first time in like 6 months for this lmao

imagine you live in a city that's so boring and white collar that there's an entire official neighborhood dedicated to the biomedical industry that's literally called "medical area" also it has it's own private transit system because fuck poor people anyway no one hates boston more than bostonians

I spent all afternoon making avgolemono from scratch please clap.

why are you as a man being a reply guy for an AI-generated nude woman FOR FUCK'S SAKE THERE ARE SO MANY ACTUAL NAKED WOMEN ON THE INTERNET like come the fuck on use a little discretion before you start gooning this shit is depressing to watch on bluesky dot com

IS THIS THE CONTENT THAT YOU SICKOS WANT seriously why does everyone always post latex laundry photos i don't get it

see i love trains enough that i instantly know this photo was taken somewhere between 1981 and 1983 and it's in fact really sad and embarrassing that new jersey transit was still using equipment from the 1930s at a point where japan already had high speed rail for 20 years

folks the trolley is woke now

man im not here to criticize anyone's journey here but can we stop and acknowledge that not everyone who likes bdsm is into it as some form of trauma therapy have we considered that it's just fun for some people?

"Strong Floor No Ceiling"? Oh you mean the abandoned vaudeville-era theatre I used to wander around in where the stage house roof and exhaust vents had failed but the floor still held despite decades of rain and snow ingress.

what if we made a federal "chill with the bros" holiday period every three months instead of saving it up every year for thanksgiving which is an objectively bad imperialist holiday

I already did the 10 year thing once already before everyone else so now I'm doing it again but this time with rubber

It's one again time for a slightly blurry fetish event at the dimly lit haunted-ass hotel

The temperature is low enough that I'm consistently wearing this coat again. lord forgive me i've become a fur sicko. IT'S JUST BETTER THAN ANY OTHER COAT MATERIAL I HAVE DEFEATED WINTER.

Take care of yourself and your clothes and you too can experience the joy of taking the same selfie in the same outfit 10 years apart.

My actual most woke opinion is communism does not and should not promise us a post-work society. "From each according to his ability" obligates us all to labor on behalf of building a collectivist society. In return the social contract promises us that we will not be alienated from this work.

We should nationalize the railroads. I'm not talking half-assed state capitalist nonsense like Amtrak or Conrail I'm talking one big centrally planned railroad run as a public good with no profit motive. TAKE THE FUCKING TRAIN COMRADE.

I'M SETTLING THIS ONE AND FOR ALL CBT stands for "cognitive behavioral torture" DBT stands for "dick and ball therapy"

I love electricians. It's great that they're too lazy to demo anything and just add more and more conduit until everything is a greebled untraceable nightmare mess. As builts? More JAZZ builts, where it's more about the wiring you DON'T document.

everyone's favorite president apparently decided this week is officially "anti-communism week" and.... i'm gonna pass on observing that one

I love going to the symphony and running into people I know from the fetish club. Gay people just have better taste.

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS NOW OVER AND THE REIGN OF STANDARD TIME SICKOS IS NOW. FUCK YOUR ABNORMALLY LATE SUNRISES AND SUNSETS WE BALL IN THE CORRECT TIME ZONE NOW. this post brought to you by standard time supremacy gang

oh man a fake domme catfish tried to slide into my dms I'VE FINALLY MADE IT IN THE SCENE YOU GUYS I'M A REAL KINKSTER NOW

I wore this outfit to a Halloween party and without coordination a friend came as rubber Satan so the girlies are doing it right this year.