i really need to start saying more silly things on here

yall still here?🫣

what listening to underground music at work feels like

freaky ass bartender asking me if i want pickle backshots?!!

trying to think of original things to skeet that i havent already tweeted

been getting really into tv lately… been watching shows that you wouldnt even imagine

okay, i need to see some spotify wrappeds on here!!🗣️

i dont think anyone taught jesus how to dougie…

when i was a kid, i used to bag my parents groceries as fast as possible, in hopes that the store would offer me a job on the spot

are there any oxford comma haters on this app? or will i stand alone on this hill?

*depressed crustacean* “im krilling myself”

i call her alvin cuz she got big cheeks like a chipmunk

they said they never seen two chill lil guy best friends… explain this then

BREAKING: chill ass lil dude spotted on bluesky

5 days to design a steel structure that i have been putting off all semester

en la peda, todos somos primos

gonna do eat pray love but im gonna do it my way… drink cuss hate

this app is very similar to any essay i write (no drafts)

youre laughing? im finna buss and youre laughing???

no drafts on here but luckily my friends gave me this for my birthday

i wasnt flirting im just a #sweetheart and naturally funny

who up being a down ass foo

does this mean anything to yall?

perfect

100 followers on here… your move, elon😤

give us groupchats and circles or else i will unfollow @bsky.app

casting a spell on my boys that turns them into huge gelatinous slime boys…

ever since i was a young chap i knew i wanted to secretly hit my vape in the airport

men used to go to war, now theyre just #beanerposting on the internet

i would rather be a REALskeeter than a REskeeter

my first 40+ like skeet… we are celebrating

i want yall to know that these face reveals are limited edition and will be deleted once more people migrate

thats cool bro, thing is… i dont care

lowkey obsessed with doin it to em

this week was hard but im harder

they are making me the keynote speaker at the #reallovers convention

what do i have to do to be yalls favorite mutual on here??🙄

dudes talking about getting money but dont know how to cook… all that bread and you cant even make a sandwich??

you can’t stop the #beanerposting

mau for twitter president

i just know he smells like burnt carpet

its so chill that i can say homework, bitcoin, shrooms, etc without getting nervous that They will find me

being evil would lowkey go hard

this is how i pull up every time i open this app

this one got me shadow banned on twitter

elon wants to go to mars so bad because he already went to jupiter and got more stupider

shes bouncing on it at 140 bpm

4 poptarts at 2 am to tummy ache in the morning pipeline…

i love my little family💕