Will Harris 6 days ago
Me: I just watched the last Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Wife: Oh, yeah?
Me: Yeah, Paul McCartney was his last guest.
Wife: Oh, that's perfect.
Me: And it closed with him and Stephen singing "Hello Goodbye."
Wife: I bet you cried.
Me: I did a bit... I mean, shut up, YOU DON'T KNOW ME THAT WELL!