Four years of streaming to reach four digits. At this rate, in another seven years I will have all of humanity following me. In preparation, I will not be improving my content whatsoever.

Don’t let your girlfriend fall asleep in your lap when you’re wearing a thick patterned shirt; when they turn it will be pressed into their face and you’ll have such a hard time not waking them up with your laughter.

This honestly means a lot to me, and it’s nice to have a breath of fresh air and good news amidst the torrent of political bad news recently. I’m glad there is something to be excited about.

Today is @sleepymoonievt.bsky.social Birthday! I'm doing birthday games with her, go watch and give her a follow and also a smooch! www.twitch.tv/sleepy_moonie

If I'm going to be using social media more often, I should probably start following trends. I hear content creators are supposed to do that. Anyways, here's 10 video games to get to know me.

Went to the grocery store this morning. Saw four teenage boys round an aisle corner as I was passing, so they were walking behind me. They had all the subtlety of a train horn. "Yo, would you hit that?" "Hell no!" "Why not?" "Yeah, she's a baddie, man." What the fuck is happening?

I like smooching my girlfriend :)

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten Oops All Sixes and Bloodstone on Checkered Deck by Ante 2?

Spooky event in Monster Hunter Wilds! Come celebrate Dreamspell with me www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I can’t wait to take so many silly pictures and watch my cute little guy in a ladybug costume get devoured horribly.

I know there are many gripes to be had with New Horizons, but watching my girlfriend start a game on my old Switch, seeing the intro animation and having Tom Nook set you loose on the island, it made me feel nostalgic for when the game released. I had a lot of fun when I was played it religiously.

I was finally able to beat my first MH Wilds challenge arena quest with an A rank without leaning on a better chat member to carry me. Thank you for the dopamine Steve, and also fuck you.

Everybody that went out to a No Kings event today, thank you for your service.

The funniest moment from my stream tonight.

I had the thought a while ago that I could have a brassica facts bot in my chat as a fun little thing, and also to help me learn more about my namesake. I wonder if I should execute on that idea.

I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise

🌺NEW PNGTUBER OUTFIT DEBUT🌺 To celebrate the release of Pokémon Legends Z-A, I’m debuting my new MEGA CHESNAUGHT inspired pngtuber on the game’s release day, October 16th!!!

I’m starting the Donk Kong! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

There’s a special kind of feeling in making someone a hot breakfast before seeing them off to work. The self-satisfied notion I get is very interesting. I think I just want to be a housewife.

I’m 26 years old now, my bones are creaking like an old house bearing the weight of many tons of sins and drywall. I think I’m going to make a New Year’s Resolution but birthday flavored; I’ll try to be more active on social media. Just say random nonsense. You know.

I just received a contribution towards Elgato Stream Deck XL by Stoneforged Technology from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne

I just received SanDisk 512GB microSD Express microSD Card - Up to 880MB/s Read, Up to 650MB/s Write, 220MB/s Sustained Write, U3, C10 - SDSQXFN-512G-GN4NN from abuffcroissant via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/brassicavt #Throne

Birthday Stream time! Will do Mario Kart World with chat at some point! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

With the excitement of having picked this up for my birthday, I realized that I haven’t had a new console since the original Switch back in 2017 (unless an upgraded pc counts), and that feels like a lifetime ago. Finally I can join my friends playing Mario Kart (and also be a Cataquack).

I put off my birthday stream until Wednesday partially because I had an inclination that I would be feeling too bad today mentally to stream, and that ended up being correct. I’m glad I was able to see this coming, and that I’m improving at emotional regulation.

Does anybody else feel dread when their birthday approaches? Not just because of past negative experiences with the event, but general “I don’t want to think about how I’m getting older and not having accomplished nearly as much as I feel I should have feels terrible.”

I am playing a crowd control game for the first time, and it's Hollow Knight! Come mess with me on the last day of Subtember! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I BEAT IT www.twitch.tv/brassicavt/c...

Time for my KIRBY AND THE FORGOTTEN LAND NUZLOCKE RUNBACK DRINKING CHALLENGE! I have no idea how this will go! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I went rock climbing today for the first time in years, and it’s really highlighted how much my physical fitness has denigrated. I need to find a way to start working out - if only I had a setup to stream Ring Fit :P

MORE SKONG www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

Skong sure takes a toll on you…

SKONG www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I'm going to try to beat Pantheon 5! This will be painful! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I am currently streaming the finale of my Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 playthrough. I am dreading seeing how it all ends. I'm sure everything will be fine and everyone will get a happy ending yippee www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I’m not one who typically listens to music outside of soundtracks, and I kind of feel like a dingus for doing so. I need to broaden my horizons, to be able to better make conversation if nothing else. Getting invited to see the Nine Inch Nails last night was a good step in that direction, probably.

I'm back from vacation, and mostly not sick anymore! I'll show off pictures, talk about Kpop Demon Hunters, and if I'm feeling up for it, do some Monter Honter Monday. www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

Balatro at the beach.

✨🌸 LIVE NOW 🌸✨ IT’S BEEN A YEAR SINCE BECOMING AFFILIATE! LET’S CELEBRATE! 🔗 twitch.tv/pokemonblossompink

A stream that was supposed to be Baldur's Gate 3 on Wednesday is now a Monster Hunter stream on Friday. At least I can have fun at Flamfete! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

I'm now live with the second part of my Kirby and the Forgotten Land nuzlocke. I've lost half my lives already, so it will end today, one way or another. www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

Okay, I'm actually live now with the Kirby Nuzlocke www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

Today I will be starting on one of my donation incentives for the VTuber Summer Slam as a member of #TeamCherish; a nuzlocke run of Kirby and the Forgotten Land! What exactly does a nuzlocke in Kirby entail?... eh, who knows.

Ch-ch-ch-chaaaanges 🎶 Thank you everyone who has and still supports me 💙

ALL POKEMON DOODLES FROM #VTuberSS2025!! Thank you all again for your generous donations! 🩷✨

It was such a lovely experience to be able to contribute to such a fun initiative, and I’m glad that so much money is being dedicated to the welfare of children.

I am live with Monter Honter Monday and Title Update 2 for MHWilds! I am excited to say hello to Steve again (and I hope his weapons don't suck like they did in Sunbreak) www.twitch.tv/brassicavt

And an especially massive shoutout to all my amazing friends who tagged along this year. This event wouldn’t have been possible without y’all. @pkmnblossompink.bsky.social @brassicavt.bsky.social @beautifulnova.bsky.social @roboaza.bsky.social @fibitanuki.bsky.social @gooeygummi.bsky.social

throwables can be wholesome 📺 @brassicavt.bsky.social | #VTuberSS2025

I'm live with the finale of Vtuber Summer Slam! Lesbian only has a bit farther to go until the challenge is beaten and charity is won!... or something like that. Say hi to the other members of #TeamCherish also! www.twitch.tv/brassicavt