GORP is a PBJ precursor

Panic Room (2002)

Movie idea: on a flat earth, the edge/rim is a popular vacation destination. Our protagonist is the proprietor of a 2 ⭐ motel on one of the seedier areas.

I told this story to a guy at karaoke last night, and he immediately brought up the Rothschilds.

Happy 42nd birthday to both my favorite AEW wrestler Kenny Omega and my sanest brother @natepentz.bsky.social.

"Don't eat anything you can't pronounce." I have a bachelor of science degree with a minor in English, there's *nothing* I can't pronounce.

Rand "Eric Alper" Paul

My MAGA mother went to the Mayo Clinic for A-fib and decided to ignore their advice in favor of the naturopath with the office by the airport.

I was homeschooled by evangelical Christians and didn't have a working TV antenna until Touched by an Angel went on the air. My media consumption could not have been more controlled. Still turned out queer.

Neil Degrassi: The Next Generation Tyson

@natepentz.bsky.social Please confirm.

Someone report Trump. I'm sure skipping the memorial to play golf fits one of these categories.

A good sign that someone was a Nazi:

The Groyper Wikipedia page has been locked. Gee, I wonder why...

Best I can come up with it Michael Chabon's Wonder Boys, though Hannah's attraction towards Grady is not reciprocated.

Spanish Pipedream, John Prine

Does this still count as suicide by c*p?

To everyone saying "Fuck Dr. Phil", I say, absolutely, but let us not forget to *also* say "Fuck Trinity Broadcast Network".

I just got Highline fiber installed at my home in the UP backwoods. Holy hell.

Once upon a Saturday morning, @natepentz.bsky.social ate liver and onions live on the radio, the culmination of an ad campaign for auto insurance.

My father-in-law's childhood babysitter was Ed Gein.

JK's transphobia has been a known issue for 7 years. If your 8 year old is obsessed with HP, it's because *you* decided her hatred of trans people wasn't bad enough to keep HP from them.

There's plenty of branded LEGO sets that don't directly support trans hate, perhaps consider buying one of those for your kid?

Me at the end of basic training at Lackland AFB:

Was I born neurodivergent, or was neurodivergency thrust upon me by being homeschooled by fundamentalist evangelicals?

In honor of Ozzy, we should all piss on the Alamo.

Your arms aren't long enough to drown God in a bathtub.

RIP my 5x great grandfather who died hard at 33.

Perfect album that came out when I was 16

The Facebook algorithm just gets me.

It's me, I'm the person.

This one is true, actually: he wrestled a bunch of infants in Japan.

Is Ethan Page infringing on @lancestorm.bsky.social's gimmick?

If Mike Johnson, the Roman Catholic Church, and the Southern Baptist Convention are any indication, covering up sexual abuse is becoming a modern Christian attribute.

Zionists are calling me a Nazi because I said AIPAC has undue influence, Israel is committing genocide, and not all Jews support Israel.

Chris Martin has found a second career if the music doesn't pan out.

What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage.

The blonde T. Strat from a northern climate is winning this match. #WWEEvolution

British Empire before/during partition:

Got this via @deadtankrecords.bsky.social. My guy Shaun loves it!

Counter:

Meanwhile, Dolly Parton said about *Cowboy Carter*: "I was very proud of her album, I thought she did a great job in country music, and I thought it was great." Something tells me Dolly knows more about what is and isn't country than Gavin fucking Adcock.