No one does it like him I swear

Call me Santa Clause the way I roll up w 3 hoes

A whole gestation period between notifs

Guess who’s back now that cloudflare shit itself

This app is kinda boring man idk

Bluesky exclusive

Thank you for 100 followers

Thank you for 90 followers

thank you for 80 followers

who up

throw that fat bitch moo deng onto the grill right fucking now

thank you for 70 followers

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my gay sister followed me

thank you for 60 🙏🏾

thank you for 50

now that im here who wants a pawjob

welcome to my twitter take a seat and learn something the government doesn't want you to know

Do they got white girls on here

i think it'd be really dope and badass if i punched my comically sized alarm clock like garfield when it wakes me up

slow day today huh

air is sad call that blue sky

thank you for 30 followers

goodnight

wawawawawawawa

balls in my face

happy 20 followers wow

kinda bored today

I'm so jealous of this sleepy little otter right now

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

still no video support

gifs don’t even work on here come on now y’all

eyes always burn