i have a lot of house chores i’d like to get done today but i am yearning for a nap……

moonie mii and elliott sdv mii got married last night….dreams really do come true

im getting kicked off of health insurance!!!!! and they decided to email me about it at 11:30 pm!!!!!! absolutely fuck this entire country!!!!!!!

2 toads stand before you…

today i have a date….with MYSELF!!!! got my hair done, now im getting a mani pedi, and next im gonna get myself a smoothie!! no one treats me like i treat me!!!!!!!

i have an insane collection of journals and i thought for sure at least one of them is empty…NO!!!! apparently before i entered Worst Depression Era of My Life, i was very prolific!!!!! so i just ordered a new one to fill up bc my therapist said i should do that again!!!!! okay!!!!!

just got back from my dog’s vet appt!!!!! she is most likely going to need surgery on her leg!!!!!! about to go into so much MORE credit card debt but i dont CARE i just want my puppy to feel better!!!!!!

what do u MEAN the white album by weezer is TEN YEARS OLD THIS YEAR????? gonna do an entire cover album of it that no one asked for. does anyone play guitar

i almost bought an offbrand warmies today bc joe was showing off his on stream, but then i remembered that i woke up in the middle of the night to my cat laying on my neck and i was sweating so bad and i was like….girl u already have a warmies her name is kit kittridge and she weighs 8 pounds

its never gonna stop being funny to me that the social media i have the most followers on is fucking pinterest (1.2k not to BRAG or anything🤪🤡)

a lady yelled at me for 10 min on the phone today abt something completely out of my control and i was trying to explain what i could to her and she just got more mad, so i was like “im sorry im just trying to be helpful” and she goes “well sometimes youre TOO HELPFUL” and i was like 😭💀🥸🫡

ive already decided im gonna be parappa the rapper for halloween and i found the perfect jeans on clearance today…..so very excited weeehehehe

had a dermatology appt and the assistant asked how long ive had acne and i said since i was 12, and she was like “oh so like maybe 7 years?” and i just. looked at her for a min and was like “girl…im 27” 💀💀💀

had a SHIT day like everyone else here. theres of course things to still be thankful for but also i am acknowledging that things can also still be SHITTY!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! (sending love and rest to all) (here’s a toad i saw when i got home)

i PAID for the divorce docs to be delivered via sheriff bc usps lost them last time, and it turns out the court sent them by usps anyway!!!! so i had to call them and say HEY!!!! i fucking PAID for the sheriff, why did u send it usps???? and they basically refused to admit fault🙃🙃🙃gonna kill someone

cmon baby lets go for a drive!!!!

i made a deal with the devil (got approved for an amazon credit card)

kept waking up to unbearable hip pain all thru the night…. i thought PT was supposed to HELP not make things WORSE

kybella is the worst pain ive ever willingly put myself thru and here i am doing it again…..am i dumb or really dedicated???? maybe…both??????

in other words IM BABY

lucky day!🍀🌧️

gender: juicy couture

just remembered i had a nightmare last night that i never graduated high school and had to go back as a 27 year old!!!! evil brain!!!! stop that!!!!!

i went ham cleaning my apartment today and its genuinely so nice to have it this clean but now my body hurts and im so tired…….

i feel like chat rly needs some megan affirmations going into this week

@hillareads.bsky.social bottoms has a arrived!!!!! thank u again for the wonderful gift, i cant wait to watch it later today weeehehehhee🩵🩵🩵

i showed up 10 min early to physical therapy as instructed and now ive been sitting here for 20 minutes!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!

i got myself a box of matcha mochi yesterday and it was so good i ate all of em but now i am sad bc no more mochi😔

ohhhh i just realized this means i have to finally figure out how throne withdrawals work….hmmmmmmm this stresses me out but i am determined

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when i was little, my mom would fill my room with balloons while i was asleep the night before my birthday so i’d wake up to something magical🌟 i didnt get nearly as many as she did, but i wanted to make my bday special this year!!!! hbd 2 me!!!! also no pressure but!! throne.com/princessdirt... 🩵

kit likes to come lay on my chest when she hears im awake and i needed to document this gorgeous gorgeous view

my bday is tuesday so my sister and i did some early celebrating today!! got pedis and our ears pierced!!!! i now have 2nd lobe piercings!!!!! weeehehehehe🩵🩵🩵

sad!!!!! depressed, even!!!!!

i went to the dr today abt my knee pain and he was basically like lol ur getting physical therapy, knee braces, and ur banned from doing squats….chat how am i supposed to have a fat ass if i cant do squats?????😭😭😭😭

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fun fact if u buy ravioli and then leave them in ur freezer for roughly a years time, when u finally cook them, they will almost definitely taste like ur freezer🤡

ok i did it and i dont really feel better or worse but its done

say sike rn……

also my birthday is so soon!!! 1 week!!!! very excited, i got the day off work and everything!!!!

finally breaking it off tomorrow w the guy whos been playing w my feelings for the past 5 months

baby’s first baggu! for $2.99 from the salvation army thrift store!! thanks homophobes!!! (are they still homophobic?)

i went on an almost 5 mile hike today around a lake and it was really nice and pretty and i had a very good time!!!!! and for unrelated reasons i am now feeling very depressed and sad so im going to take a nap!!!!! thats saturday for ya!!!!!

dear chat, im taking votes on which of these headphones to get. leaning towards the bose bc they are more noise cancelling and come w a carrying case (also the last bose product i had lasted literally 10 full years) but theyre $100 more!!!!!! but they both offer payment plans so who cares..????

i got my hair done by a professional today 4 the 1st time in like….7 or 8 years. she said my hair is too thin for what i wanted and gave me a trim and now my hair looks almost exactly the same but more intentional??? more even perhaps???? hmmmm still deciding how i feel abt it

my coworker who doesnt even have good taste told me i had an old lady purse…that one hurt yall