- What is a friend? - How do you get a friend? - How do you keep a friend? - How come I don't have a friend?

late as hell on this but Baba is You is incredible.

if you need to know about hvac ecm blower motors hmu because as a diy homeowner i have recently been forced to become an expert on this subject

cmon bro

for the past 4 or 5 months i've had this permanent fucked up new form of tinnitus in the extremely audible 800-900Hz range, and it oscillates between two distinct frequencies. and let me tell you, it sucks real bad.

WATCH: iranian man STUNS waiter by ordering meal in unintelligible chinese

the Virtruvian Man with his penis pointing up at different angles

using my virtual boy for red light therapy

yo this is my boy mephistopheles mephistopheles: what up slime

there should be a website you could go to at any time to enter a vote of no confidence for any of your political representatives and if the votes reach a certain threshold, they're immediately removed from office and it triggers a special election to replace them within 30 days.

i'm performing a chiropractic adjustment on my kale

getting taken out by my achilles heel (my ballsack)

man my asshole ITCHES today. must be the cedar.

tired: impunity wired: punity

i have finally set up developer mode on my lg tv and installed the adblocked youtube app. this is the first day of the rest of my life.

i watched 5 nic cage movies back-to-back at the alamo ritz in 2014. did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.

thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan

waymo this is unacceptable

triangle wave low-key the best waveform

blue prince ass heist

some day in the not too distant future i'm gonna be trying to read something on my phone and the fullscreen modal dialog that pops up is gonna be the one that breaks me

zohran's speech was the greatest speech i've seen in my lifetime, goddamn. fierce, unapologetic, determined, inspired, and most of all genuine.

proud of zohran and the city of new york

putting games in my ps5 with a little flourish like Ghost Dog

One Battle After Another (2025)

i'm also suplexing a large boulder onto a crowded glass pedestrian bridge suspended perilously over a ravine.

happy new paul thomas anderson film day

pivoting my career into the film industry so i can work my way up to Best Boy

tried to think back and laugh about the good old days and realized all my core memories are gone. it's just a bunch of increasingly obsolete javascript knowledge in there now.

made it rain at the club (purchased 1 full-priced video game at my local target)

jimmy kimmel has died

it's TOO fuckin hot outside still. also there's fascism.

I want to be putting a ¥100 coin into a vending machine to get my eighth calpis of the day, and then be walking on down to shibuya to put my ¥1000 bill into a ticket machine to order a tsukemen with extra ajitama. nothing else matters. there is only this.

wolf whom boy cried

got kicked out the cypher for attempting to rhyme banger with danger :(

high school principal coming on the PA to announce they’ve decided to lay off 14% of the student body

lmaooooo

proud of zohran and the city of new york

wal-mart won’t fulfill my switch 2 preorder because they ran out of pringles. sent me an email saying “We’re-a so sorry!”

The Rehearsal season 2… what is there to even say. incredible.

a new bit I think I’m gonna start doing is saying “dang, The Rock got buff!” any time I see a picture of The Rock

me in 1994, nodding in agreement hearing billy corgan sing "I USED TO BE A LITTLE BOY"

[checking to see if I won pope] dang...

De Poopst François ass dout

another day, another dolla… [opens Stocks․app] FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!